Mike Schmidt

The 40 Year Old Boy

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you
The 40 Year Old Boy

Description

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

Link: mikeschmidtcomedy.com/

Categories

Comedy

Episodes

Episode Sixteen, Year Twelve

Jan 24, 2020 02:13:29

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Gray Times

Episode Fifteen, Year Twelve

Jan 17, 2020 02:33:00

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I'm Not Lookin', I'm Just Punchin'

40YOBulletin

Jan 16, 2020 00:10:52

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Don't Kill Me

Episode Fourteen, Year Twelve

Jan 9, 2020 01:58:15

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Rat Blast Or Cancer Fall?

Episode Old Friends, Year Twelve

Jan 2, 2020 02:46:22

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Death Is Always Lurking

Episode Thirteen, Year Twelve

Dec 26, 2019 02:40:17

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Gyppies Or Hipsys?

Episode Twelve, Year Twelve

Dec 19, 2019 03:08:48

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You Could Record A Show, If You Wanted To...

Episode Bubble Wrap, Year Twelve

Dec 12, 2019 01:24:38

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Ay Tony! Ay Vito! Ay Ay!

Episode Eleven, Year Twelve

Dec 7, 2019 01:53:35

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The Mysterious Taste Of Portugal

Episode Ten, Year Twelve

Nov 28, 2019 02:10:56

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The Number, The Wrist, And The Forehead

Episode Nine, Year Twelve

Nov 22, 2019 02:30:29

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Give Me Five Good Chimps

Episode Eight, Year Twelve

Nov 14, 2019 02:36:54

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That First Hour Was Sweaty

Episode Seven, Year Twelve

Nov 8, 2019 02:09:08

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Kung Fu And Trinity's Ass

Episode Six, Year Twelve

Nov 1, 2019 02:10:24

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Shiny Soft Serve Twisty Cone Co*k

Episode See-Saw, Year Twelve

Oct 25, 2019 04:14:03

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Lightning In, Thunder Out

Episode Five, Year Twelve

Oct 17, 2019 01:40:03

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Fried And Fuc*ed

Episode Four, Year Twelve

Oct 12, 2019 02:35:42

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Down On Pu**ytown

Episode Three, Year Twelve

Oct 4, 2019 01:34:37

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Pox Of Bopcorn

A Message From Mike

Oct 3, 2019 00:05:11

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Attention! Attention!

Episode Two, Year Twelve

Sep 26, 2019 02:31:37

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Paella And Conversation

Episode One, Year Twelve

Sep 19, 2019 03:03:36

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Duty Calls

Episode Seriously?, Year Of Course

Sep 12, 2019 01:14:01

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What The Hell, Man?

Interlude

Sep 5, 2019 00:56:24

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Apocalypse Schmidt

Episode Fifty-Two, Year Eleven

Aug 29, 2019 03:07:59

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Mouther Teethresa

Episode Fifty-One, Year Eleven

Aug 22, 2019 03:20:14

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Kung Fu Joe

Episode Fifty, Year Eleven

Aug 16, 2019 02:05:31

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Built On Fried Chicken

Episode Teaser Trailer Two, Year Eleven

Aug 15, 2019 00:10:42

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My Left Palm's Gettin' Itchy

Episode Forty-Nine, Year Eleven

Aug 9, 2019 01:39:58

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Cellophaney Fresh

Episode Teaser Trailer, Year Eleven

Aug 8, 2019 00:10:34

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"Ksshh" Over "Ksshh"

Episode Tarantino Encore, Year Eleven

Aug 5, 2019 02:24:41

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That's A Bingo!

Episode Once Upon A Time, Year Eleven

Aug 1, 2019 02:05:01

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The 579th Podcast From Mike Schmidt

Episode Forty-Eight, Year Eleven

Jul 25, 2019 02:06:36

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The Buick Mouse And The Chevy Caprice Rat

Episode Forty-Seven, Year Eleven

Jul 19, 2019 02:01:26

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Cancer Kids And Happy Dogs

Episode Forty-Six, Year Eleven

Jul 11, 2019 01:37:33

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The United States Of Yes, And

Episode Forty-Five, Year Eleven

Jul 5, 2019 01:41:34

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God And Cheryl And Jesus

Episode Forty-Four, Year Eleven

Jun 27, 2019 01:51:06

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The Mike Experience

Episode Forty-Three, Year Eleven

Jun 20, 2019 01:53:27

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Meat With Friends

Episode S'bores, Year Eleven

Jun 13, 2019 01:35:55

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Be Better. That's It.

Episode Tardy, Year Eleven

Jun 6, 2019 01:54:04

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When Are You Gonna Come Down?

Episode Forty-Two, Year Eleven

May 30, 2019 01:39:21

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Holy S**t, That's Tasty Uterus

Episode Forty-One, Year Eleven

May 23, 2019 01:54:14

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...And You Will Know Me By The Trail Of Karens

Episode Forty, Year Eleven

May 17, 2019 01:54:45

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Bring On The Angry Gypsy

Episode Thirty-Nine, Year Eleven

May 9, 2019 01:43:02

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Swallowing Through The Centuries

Episode Thirty-Eight, Year Eleven

May 2, 2019 02:27:13

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I Smell Like Five Cents

Episode Thirty-Seven, Year Eleven

Apr 25, 2019 01:57:39

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Holbrook's Gay

Episode Thirty-Six, Year Eleven

Apr 18, 2019 01:44:14

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What Has This Show Become?

Episode Thirty-Five, Year Eleven

Apr 12, 2019 02:12:27

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A F*ckton Of Giraffes

Episode Thirty-Four, Year Eleven

Apr 4, 2019 02:07:41

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The Pelvic Floor

Episode Thirty-Three, Year Eleven

Mar 28, 2019 02:17:58

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12 Bite Banana Man

Episode Thirty-Two, Year Eleven

Mar 21, 2019 01:13:32

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Turtleneck Socrates

Episode Thirty-One, Year Eleven

Mar 14, 2019 01:52:21

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Five Good Queens

Episode Maki, Year Eleven

Mar 7, 2019 02:36:19

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Celebrating In Lieu Of Contemplating

Episode Thirty, Year Eleven

Feb 28, 2019 02:08:45

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The Shadow Looms

Episode Twenty-Nine, Year Eleven

Feb 22, 2019 01:49:38

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Hard Or Wet

Episode Twenty-Eight, Year Eleven

Feb 14, 2019 01:50:47

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Ow! Ow! Ow Ow Ow!

Episode Twenty-Seven, Year Eleven

Feb 7, 2019 02:00:39

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A Lap Or A Nap

Episode Twenty-Six, Year Eleven

Jan 31, 2019 01:58:50

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I Saw The Boss!

Episode Twenty-Five, Year Eleven

Jan 24, 2019 02:07:08

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The Beast Is Almost Inside

Episode Twenty-Four, Year Eleven

Jan 17, 2019 01:39:10

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Shing Shing Shing!

Episode Twenty-Three, Year Eleven

Jan 10, 2019 02:01:28

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Mr. Schmidt Needs A Grape

Episode Twenty-Two, Year Eleven

Jan 3, 2019 02:08:26

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It's The Tetris Of My Life

Episode Twenty-One, Year Eleven

Dec 27, 2018 01:31:31

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Assymetrical Inkboy

Episode Twenty, Year Eleven

Dec 20, 2018 01:58:20

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I Just Want A Bagel And A Smile

Episode Nineteen, Year Eleven

Dec 13, 2018 02:24:53

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Dude, That Grapefruit Is Interesting

Episode Eighteen, Year Eleven

Dec 6, 2018 01:32:53

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Inhaling Coal Dust And Ready To Die

Episode Razor Throat, Year Eleven

Nov 29, 2018 00:11:37

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A Note From The Infirmary

Episode Seventeen, Year Eleven

Nov 22, 2018 02:10:53

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Thank You

Episode Sixteen, Year Eleven

Nov 15, 2018 01:49:28

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Pugils, Punjis, And Poi

Episode Fifteen, Year Eleven

Nov 9, 2018 02:16:21

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Completely Incomplete

Episode Fourteen, Year Eleven

Nov 1, 2018 01:23:04

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Sometimes You Get A Rock

Episode Thirteen, Year Eleven

Oct 25, 2018 02:14:37

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Doin' The Eww

Episode Twelve, Year Eleven

Oct 18, 2018 02:49:37

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Cat Food And Kool-Aid

Episode Eleven, Year Eleven

Oct 12, 2018 01:36:07

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I Got No Womb!

Episode Ten, Year Eleven

Oct 4, 2018 01:54:00

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You're A Finger Man, Not A Mouth Man

Episode Nine, Year Eleven

Sep 27, 2018 02:32:35

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The Last Of The Broghicans

Episode Eight, Year Eleven

Sep 20, 2018 02:28:01

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I Want Soup And Donuts, Motherfu**er

Episode Seven, Year Eleven

Sep 13, 2018 02:25:19

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You Can't Waste Magic

Episode Six, Year Eleven

Sep 6, 2018 02:22:33

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The Three Bears Of Drunk

Episode Five, Year Eleven

Aug 30, 2018 01:52:15

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Fractionally Viral

Episode Four, Year Eleven

Aug 23, 2018 02:05:11

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Spittin' Nonsense

Episode Three, Year Eleven

Aug 16, 2018 02:37:55

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Click. Talk. Click. Tacos.

Episode Two, Year Eleven

Aug 9, 2018 01:38:09

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Great! My Name's Chuck!

Episode One, Year Eleven

Aug 2, 2018 02:22:15

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Is Bad Luck To Talk To Mr. Mike

Interlude

Jul 26, 2018 01:04:16

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Schmitty Christ Superstar

Episode Fifty-Two, Year Ten

Jul 19, 2018 01:41:31

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Chazz Or Slap

Episode Fifty-One, Year Ten

Jul 12, 2018 03:16:02

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Dry Heaves And Mustard

Episode Fifty, Year Ten

Jul 5, 2018 02:32:35

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Don't Gravy Train On The Poke Boat

Episode Forty-Nine, Year Ten

Jun 28, 2018 01:34:43

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No, It's Me Bill Wyman

Episode Forty-Eight, Year Ten

Jun 22, 2018 01:19:41

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Shin Deep In Sluice

Episode Forty-Seven, Year Ten

Jun 14, 2018 01:49:38

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Fill Me With FIOS, Folks

Episode Forty-Six, Year Ten

Jun 8, 2018 01:27:29

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Rudy Bluesman Of The Harlem Bluesmans

Episode Forty-Five, Year Ten

Jun 2, 2018 01:18:10

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I'm In Thumb Jail

Episode Forty-Four, Year Ten

May 24, 2018 02:34:22

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The Wayback Machine

Episode Forty-Three, Year Ten

May 17, 2018 01:39:07

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Final Blo*job Boss

Episode Forty-Two, Year Ten

May 10, 2018 01:29:17

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Hand

Episode Forty-One, Year Ten

May 3, 2018 01:56:55

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Mutombo Playing Mottumwa From Ottumwa

Episode Forty, Year Ten

Apr 27, 2018 02:17:09

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Maybe That's Enough

Episode Thirty-Nine, Year Ten

Apr 19, 2018 02:18:44

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The Floor Is Much Worse Than Lava

Episode Thirty-Eight, Year Ten

Apr 12, 2018 01:06:22

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The Point Is...

Episode Thirty-Seven, Year Ten

Apr 5, 2018 01:45:44

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Punxsutawney Schmitty Don't Drink Tea

Episode Thirty-Six, Year Ten

Mar 29, 2018 02:44:01

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The Drone Queen Of The BART