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Sweet Feathery Jesus!

Sweet Feathery Jesus!
Sweet Feathery Jesus!

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The Comedy Podcast that joins hands across the Atlantic Ocean with two Americans and a Brit. We cover a range of topics from bad movies, weird news stories, plumb the depths of pop culture, and reveal way too much about ourselves. There's also usually monkeys mentioned. Why? Because monkeys are funny. Also, we edit. The cast includes Belasco (the resident nerd), Booze (the witty Brit), and Professor Chuck Turtleman (animal expert). The SFJ Podcast has on an array of regular guests and friends of the show all dedicated to helping you have a few laughs. Follow us on Twitter (@sfjdotcom, @sfjshow), Instagram (@sfjshow), Facebook (Sweet Feathery Jesus), and at SweetFeatheryJesus.com

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Episodes

143: Side Show – Belasco Shills for Chills

Apr 19, 2019

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  Hello again, honkies!  Due to time zones and work schedules the trio can’t record as frequently as they would like.  So, in an effort to bring you more regular content Belasco, Booze, and Chuck Turtleman record short, extra segments when they can get together to publish between record sessions. In our Side Show debut, […]

142: Paint Or Porno

Apr 14, 2019

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  It’s a full show, honkies!  Just like we promised Belasco, Booze, and Turtleman are together again and this time we’re bringing you a new game that challenges your interior decorating/adult film knowledge.  It’s Paint Or Porno! In the News Round segment, Turtleman takes us to mysterious, far-away places like Wichita, Kansas where the latest […]

141: Mouse Man

Apr 5, 2019

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  Welcome back, honkies!  Today Prof. Chuck Turtleman shares with Belasco a person we’re calling “Mouse Man”.  The world of retail pet stores can be a frightening place and Mouse Man has decided to stake a claim on Turtleman’s store for all of his premium pet needs. We’ll also take a look back at a […]

140: Booze’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” Review

Mar 29, 2019

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  No one loves a music biopic more than Booze.  That’s why he volunteered to take the stick and share his review of the new blockbuster film “Bohemian Rhapsody”. We’ll also rewind the clock back to episode #54 where we introduced our favorite YouTube sensation, Stefano! It’s a musical extravaganza on this week’s show, so […]

139.25: Catching Up

Mar 22, 2019

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  Belasco and Turtleman get together to explain the complications of producing an SFJ show.   In short: it’s all Booze’s fault. This is a brief discussion to let you listeners know what we’re doing about it and how we plan to give you more content more frequently.   We also want to get you […]

139: The Very Special True Crime/Paranormal Christmas & New Year Special!

Dec 24, 2018

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  Whaaaaat’s up my ho-ho-honkies? Join us for our very special Christmas and New Year Special, as we hitch our podcastial star of Bethlehem to the popular bandwagon of True Crime podcasts, and add a bit of Xmas ectoplasm just for good measure. Meanwhile, Belasco tries to ruin Christmas for us by insisting that elves […]

138: Poo Moon

Nov 19, 2018

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  Sometimes it’s tough to know what to do.  For example, what would you do if you were trying to slice a pizza with a filet knife and see your dog defecating on itself?  We think stabbing your spouse should be pretty far down on the list of options, but that’s exactly what one lady […]

137: The Beautiful Bright Blue Bell-Bottoms of Bill Bixby

Oct 15, 2018

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We’ve got a jam-packed episode.  Not only is there another appearance by our good friend Bane (off of Batman), but we meet a new friend of the show known as Dr. Brain.  He’s the biggest YouTube sensation since Stefano and will enlighten us with a wealth of knowledge that could only come from a deep, […]

Episode #136: Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe

Sep 14, 2018

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                .   Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco Hello Listeners with Good Taste, We finally finished this episode after a particularly nasty attempt at sabotage. We’re not pointing any fingers (Turtleman), but someone didn’t record they’re side of the conversation.  Maybe it was alternate-universe Dr. P.  Either way, […]

Episode 135 – Nazi Wrestlers from Slaughter High!

Aug 10, 2018

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. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco Hello Honkey Persons! In this episode we get a visit from our friend Dickie!  Dickie has a Star Wars quiz that’s sure to challenge and intrigue even the most hard-core Belascopath -er- fan.   But it’s not all fun and games. Serious talks are held on whether or not […]

Episode #134: Guess Who’s Back?

Jul 6, 2018

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. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco (It’s Belasco. Belasco’s Back!) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That’s right… we got the band back together! As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, […]

Episode #133: A$$ Defender!

May 16, 2018

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. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman On this long-awaited episode, the guys catch us up on what all has happened since the last recording. Which was in 2017 and we apologize for that. But lots has been going on. Booze has moved from the city of London, England to the slow-paced country life of Camburenshire, Chuck […]

Episode #132: Don’t Play on that Racist Statue, Zebulon!

Nov 10, 2017

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                    . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of […]

Episode #131 – Quiz Sharks!

Aug 30, 2017

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                . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? SFJ is back! On the long-awaited episode 131, Booze finally gets his Internet back off of Richard Branston and celebrates with an all new game show quiz about Films & Horses! It might be the most confusing quiz […]

Episode #130: The Pie is a Lie!

May 6, 2017

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                . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special edition of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we try to answer the questions that everybody is asking in these turbulent times. Who would win a fight out of deceased rhyming lawyer Johnny Cochran and […]

Episode #129: John Daniel was a Good Monkey

Mar 25, 2017

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                  . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman … But was he the best monkey ever? Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special return to podcasting podcast, we get right back to the Sweet feathery Jesus basics. Monkeys & the people of the Chinese China-regions! John Daniel was […]

Episode #128: Puppy Love

Jan 28, 2017

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                  . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we put the monkeys to one side for a while and concentrate on our canine chums. Yes, this episode features not one, but TWO news stories […]

Episode #127: Christmas Eve Chinese!

Dec 23, 2016

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                .   Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my ho ho honkies? In this very special Christmas and New Year Special, we find a slightly refreshed Chuck Turtleman in the middle of celebrating some BIG NEWS. Let’s just say that sleigh bells aren’t the only bells that […]

Episode #126: The Naughtiest Leader

Nov 25, 2016

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode, the fellows from your computer/smart phone/ tablet-shaped information device/ fridge delve into the recent democratic disarray. In this auditory extravaganza, you’ll be pleased to hear that Chuck Turtleman has finally solved the problem of the hiss emanating from his 19th-century podcasting set-up, […]

Episode #125: The 2016 Halloween Special!

Oct 28, 2016

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies? The boys are back in town, and one of them has managed to convince someone to marry him. Spoiler alert: it’s neither Chuck nor Beardo. Also, this is our very special halloween special, but somehow, no-one remembered to include any halloweeny content, or mention halloween in any […]

Episode #124: Season 2 Finale – Conspiracies! (And Monkeys)

Jun 17, 2016

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies?! This week we have conspired to bring you a very, very special episode of SFJ… it’s our Season 2 finale (some say finalé)! This episode is all about conspiracies, or, in the words of Winston Churchill, “a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, inside a monkey”. As […]

Episode #123.5: A Message from the Management

Jun 3, 2016

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  Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? This is not a podcast. It’s just a very special message from Booze and Chuck about the future of Sweet feathery Jesus. Beardo pops up to apologise, as Australians have become used to doing. So stick it in your ear. For a short while. Download This […]

Episode #123: We Are All Winners!

May 21, 2016

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this moderately special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we finally hire a young Chinese China Engineer kid off of Craiglist (some say Creggslist) to sort out Chuck Turtleman’s sound. He couldn’t get rid of the hiss, but blimey, he works cheap. Booze is […]

Episode #122: The Italian-Off!

May 6, 2016

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? Long time listeners will know that a certain member of the Sweet Feathery Jesus cast has always had a fraught relationship with technology. Won’t say which, but his name rhymes with “Buck Burtleman”. Long story short, something went wrong with the recording on “Buck”’s end, meaning […]

Episode #121: Curse of the Werepanther!

Apr 23, 2016

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  Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Beware the moon, my honkies! On this really rather special episode of the SFJ podcast, we travel to deepest darkest Worcestershire in search of the mythical badly drawn werepanther / bin bag that stalks the land and haunts the dreams of children. And also because we really want to […]

Episode #120: Pants News!

Apr 8, 2016

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extremely special episode of the SFJ podcast, Chuck Turtleman brings us his exciting new segment… Pants News! Now, calm down, non-American ladies and hunky beefcakes. Chuck is talking about trousers, not knickers. And also,what he actually brings us is facts about pants, not news. So […]

Episode #119: Bath Time for Billy

Mar 26, 2016

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we catch up with Idiot of Facebook Lisa Br(BEEEP)do. Lisa claims to be the daughter of famous Godfather actor Marlon Br(BEEEP)do, and has taken his surname, but to protect her anonymity, we never reveal it on the podcast. […]

Episode #118: Frank’s Underwater Love Letter

Mar 11, 2016

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extra-special episode of the SFJ podcast, we see a new side of our favourite Idiot of Facebook, Frank. And, as we’ve seen his penis, we didn’t think there were many new sides left to see. Frank reveals a love letter he received about a […]

Episode #117: Middle Spread Moms!

Feb 27, 2016

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Featuring: Booze and Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we’re a man down.  It seems Beardo has gone away for an in no way highly suspicious males only weekend on which no women were allowed. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Here at Sweet Feathery […]

Episode #116: Kimly Chaos

Feb 13, 2016

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Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? What’s that sound, you ask? Why, that’s the New Idiot Alarm! That’s right. On this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we introduce you to our brand new Idiot of Facebook… Kimly Chaos!* Kimly is a very special lady, who loves her kids, presumably […]

Episode #115: The Happy New Chinese Chinayear of the Chinese Chinamonkey

Jan 30, 2016

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Featuring: Booze (rat), Chuck Turtleman (cock), and Beardo (ox) 新年快乐, my honkies! That’s right, the Happy New ChinaYear is upon us, and this time around, for the first time in the history of the SFJ podcast, it’s the Happy New Chinese Year of the Chinese Chinamonkey! In keeping with this extremely auspicious occasion, we bring […]

Episode #114: A Very Special Dwarf Special

Jan 17, 2016

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, ChuckTurtleman Whaaaaaat’s up, my diminutive honkies? On this, very special little episode, we dissect the 2003 dwarf film, Tiptoes, starring Matthew Mahogany and Gary Old Man. Is this straight-to-DVD movie a stunning tour-de-force of cinematic brilliance, or a steaming abortion of a film? The answer probably won’t […]

Episode #113: Beardo Presents: SFJ Cabaret: The Podcast!

Dec 31, 2015

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Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo Haaaaaaappy New Years, my honkies! In this very special episode, Beardo takes us on a stroll down memory lane, and curates a collection of the best ever SFJ original songs. Remember when Lisa Bleepdo and Kenny Powers were reunited and it felt so good? Beardo remembers. Remember when […]

Episode #112: A Very North Korean Christmas

Dec 12, 2015

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Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman   Meeeeeerry Christmas, my ho ho honkies! Ever wondered what Christmas is like in the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea? Of course you have. Well, wonder no more. On this very special festive edition of Sweet Feathery Jesus, we talk, live via satellite, to an undercover […]

Episode #111: On the Wagon Train! (i.e., there’s no Booze. Get it?)

Nov 28, 2015

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Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman     Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? Grab your 20-sided dice, dust off your wizard cloak, and invite your three friends to your mom’s basement, because Belasco, king of the #Belascopaths, is back! Chuck has still been playing his Solvin’ Crimes* game, and with the help of the […]

Episode #110: Criminal Case – The Podcast!

Nov 16, 2015

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(CORRECTED) Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze Waaaaaatson up, my honkies??? Strap a deerstalker on your bonce and prepare yourself a nice juicy seven percent solution, it’s time for an all-new, very special, three pipe episode of Sweet Feathery Jesus! Chuck has a new favorite smartphone-based video game, which apparently involves the widespread application of […]

Episode #109: Halloween (& Guy Fawkes Night) Special!

Oct 31, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   Whaaaaaat’s up, my haunted Halloween honkies?! On this very special spooooky Sweet Feathery Jesus, we have themed the ENTIRE episode in accordance with Halloween and/or Guy Fawkes Night (but not Bunyip Day). We learn about the history of Booze’s dumb country’s dumb holiday traditions, and why […]

Episode #108: Shanglefrangle! (Schadenfreude!)

Oct 17, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   حالتون چطوره؟ (Haletun chetore), my honkies? That’s the Iranian ChinaLanguage, for all you Anglo-/Euro-/Amerigo-centric monoglots. In this very special episode of SFJ, the S stands for Shanglefrangle, also known as schadenfreude. Without realising it until after the recording, this week the lads indulged in a real […]

Episode #107: Australian Hijack!

Oct 3, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   Hi there friends, it’s me, Beardo. In this very special (and your favourite) episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, the person in control is me, Beardo. That’s right, your favourite Australian/Clevelander, Beardo, has hijacked SFJ. But don’t worry, those other two guys are on it […]

Episode #106: World’s Biggest Dick!

Sep 19, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman   Tempers fray on the podcast this week, as suspiciously “refreshed” sounding technophobe Chuck Turtleman has trouble (again) with his recording set-up, and Booze and Beardo have to painstakingly talk him through troubleshooting it. Step by step. Over the phone. Between three different continents. For over […]

Episode #105: The Ed for President!

Sep 4, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman Whaaaaaaaat’s up my honkies? On this fortnightly injection of podcast brilliance right into your main-vein, we finally welcome back recurring guest, reformed bank robber and listener favorite, The Ed! Move over, Deez Nuts, because The Ed is all fired up, and ready to forge a new […]

Episode #104: England is Rubbish

Aug 21, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman   Whaaaat’s up, me old China plates? Put another whelk on the Barbie(cue) as our Australian correspondent Beardo returns to insult the country his criminal forefathers were exiled from years ago, for crimes too trivial to bother hanging them for. He starts with a report on […]

Episode #103: Baldgust 2 – Electric Boogaloo

Aug 8, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Turtleman Guess what? Belasco’s Back! We were let down this week by somebody who shall remain nameless but who is Australian and has a big beard, so we had to ask a real professional to come back from his holidays and help us out.* Although our host strangely disappears […]

Episode #102: Southbound & Down

Jul 25, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Beardo Whaaaaaat’s up, my cotton pickin’ honkies? Beardo’s banjo bits are finally appropriate, as we journey down South to check out Chuck Turtleman’s homeland. Join us, dagnabbit, as we delve into the divisive dilemma of the confederate flag, and learn how to drawl like true sons […]

Episode #101: Angels in Our Classrooms – An SFJ Special Report

Jul 10, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Beardo All Banjo Stunts performed by Beardo In this very special 101st episode of SFJ, we dig deep into the disturbing and worrying issue of student/teacher affairs, and bring you the hard-hitting facts and analysis you’ve come to expect. Yes, it’s an SFJ Special Report on […]

Episode #100: Taylor Swift’s Armpits

Jun 27, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze Crack open the champagne and festively dye your armpit hair, it’s SFJ 100! Or, 177. On this special centennial episode, Booze nostalgically remembers the hairy pits of yesteryear’s Europeans, and yearns for a dwarf worthy of his love. We learn the altitude of Chuck Turtleman’s navel, […]

Episode #99: Chuck’s Internet Date – Live!

Jun 13, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze Whaaaaaaaat’s up, my lovebirds? In this special romance-themed episode, Chuck Turtleman goes on an internet date with an internet lady that he’s never met before, and records it all for your listening pleasure. Seemingly on some equipment that Edison threw out for sounding a bit rubbish. […]

Episode #98: Jesus the Monkey!

May 30, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze In this international, action-packed episode we have a very special guest from down under, Beardo!  We start the show off getting the long-awaited global perspective on Korean Chinaleader Kim Jong Il, Jr’s newest execution method.  Professor Chuck Turtleman is Internet dating, and tells us all about […]

Episode #97: What’s Up, My Honkies

May 18, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco Let’s clear up a bit of listener confusion. Contrary to popular belief, Mr Turtleman is not retiring from the podcast. He’s just being a crazy maverick & refusing to play by the rules like Belasco & Booze & all you other lame-O squares do. He still […]

Episode #96: Life Improving Life Hacks

May 1, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco We have good news and bad news. First the bad news: a beloved part of our long-running podcast is retiring as of this show. The decision is final and only an enormous groundswell of positive iTunes reviews and word-of-mouth promotion will change it. The good news: […]

Episode #95: Live frine the Golding Nuegt!

Apr 18, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Chuck Turtleman In episode #95 we learn the history of Las Vegas’ legendary Golding Nuegt. All the big names played there – Elvis, Ted Nugent, and now SFJ! It’s an honor to be a part of its storied history. Turtleman’s News Round introduces us to Lee and we hear […]

Episode #94: The Best of the News Round!

Apr 4, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Hi and hello, mates! We couldn’t get the band together to record this week, so we’d like to share with you some of our favourite stories from the Golden Age of the News Round. We’ll take you back to the days when Dr. P was captaining the […]

Episode #93: Angelo!

Mar 21, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Chuck Turtleman In our 93rd full installment, we meet hunky beefcake Internet sensation Angelo! He was in Menudeo, but now he’s all grown up and, lucky for us, hasn’t given up his love for music! He’s got the body of the hulk and the voice of Stefano. Later, we […]

Episode #92: Spocktor Who

Mar 7, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman Art by: Chimera-Stormhawk (http://chimaera-stormhawk.deviantart.com/) What’s up, my honkies! Chuck Turtleman here to tell you all about Episode 92 of the SFJ podcast. First, I regale the listeners with a story of being stabbed by turtle poo, Belasco is excited about the upcoming Settlers vs. Cthulhu movie, and Booze […]

Episode #91: Beardo!

Feb 21, 2015

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco There are a lot of beards about these days. And, even though you’d think they’d be a terrible health and safety risk around all those barbecues and snakes, they’ve even got them in Australia now. Especially the men. This week,  SFJ’s hirsute antipodean correspondent Beardo brings […]

Episode #90 – Taken 3: The Takenest

Feb 7, 2015

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco In this action-packed episode we reluctantly agree to watch Taken 3, so you don’t have to. It’s got plot holes you could drive a truckload of Albanians through, and not only does nobody actually get Taken this time, it hasn’t even got that Sikh shopkeeper dude from […]

Episode #89: SFJ Sell Out

Jan 26, 2015

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco We’re back, and chock full of ads! Yes, the SweetFeatheryJesus.com podcast is sponsored now, and in addition to all the Far East and monkey humor you’ve grown accustomed to, SFJ is also now a place to find products and services you’ll love!  Just be sure and enter […]

Episode #88: Chimp Christmas!

Dec 23, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  Merry Christmas, my honkies! Spend a festive hour in the company of Professor Chuck Turtleman and friends in this very special Christmas edition of the SFJ podcast. You’ll meet a man whose Yuletide will now not be so gay, thanks to Baby Jesus, find out if Hip Hop […]

Episode #87: Little Caesar – a Chuck T Joint

Nov 29, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P  Due to holiday scheduling conflicts, in order to get a podcast out, the fellas had to turn the reigns over  to Chuck Turtleman (formerly known as Dr. P) to write, direct, and edit this action-packed episode. He starts the show off with the hot new game, “Professor Chuck Turtleman’s […]

Episode #86: Mr. Dong Meets Mr. Chin

Nov 16, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  Ni hao, my honkies! It’s a Chinapeople extravaganza this week as we see what cheese-loving Naughty Leader Kim Jong-Il Jr. has been up to, infiltrate an oriental graverobbing bicyclist ring and introduce Mr. Dong to Mr. Chin. If you’ll pardon the expression. Changing the subject completely, Booze shows […]

Episode #85: Ouija – The Podcast

Nov 1, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  As friends we’ve gathered, hearts are true, spirits near… we call to you. Is there anybody there? Oh, there you are. Happy Halloween! Following the runaway success of our Battleship episode, we thought we’d try another board game based crappy movie tie-in. Ouija… The Podcast. Join us as […]

Episode #84: Chimpanzees in Dungarees

Oct 25, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  And… we’re back! After 83 episodes of Season 1, welcome to Season 2 of the Sweet Feathery Jesus! Podcast. We’re still committed to bringing you the finest monkey-based, Chinaland-centric podcast on the internet, but we’ve added loads of new stuff just to annoy people who don’t like change. […]

SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Idiots of Facebook Summer Edition

Sep 13, 2014

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  Featuring:  Beardo, Gravy, Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P  .  Join us on episode #5 of Dr. P’s Summer News round, as we skip the news altogether and talk instead about the Idiots of Facebook. We have a record four guests on the show tonight, as we reach out across the Pacific and Atlantic to hold hands, […]

SFJ Special: Dr. P’s News Round #4

Aug 30, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Darik Datta Producer: Dr. P  .  Climb aboard the copter as we travel to familiar places with familiar …voices on Episode 4 of Dr. P’s News Round. We take to the skies of China and India again, and study monkey stories more in-depth than ever. Learn all about the 150 monkey bridge the […]

SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #03

Aug 16, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Rich Karski, Matt Kona, Ted Pettingell Producer: Dr. P  . Ignoring all current FAA & FCC regulations Dr. P fills his News Copter to above maximum capacity this week with a trio of Boston comical comics.  Matt Kona, Rich Karski, and Ted Pettingell join us to cover photogenic monkeys, deaf motorists, and the Fire […]

SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #02

Aug 3, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Darik Datta, Rich Karski Producer: Dr. P  .   In this second ever edition of Dr P’s news round, special guests Darik Datta and Rich Karski take to the skies with me to Spain -where you’ll never believe what just happened to the author of a book called “Surviving the Pamplona Bull Run!” […]

SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #01

Jul 12, 2014

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Belasco, Booze Producer: Dr. P  .   Hey guys…  mind if I take up the copter up for the News Round over the summer?  Don’t worry, I’ll have guests.  Like this episode’s special guests.  I can’t tell you who they are here, because our Canadian listeners hate spoilers.  In our very first news […]

Episode #83: Season Finale – Mafia Life Frank!

Jun 28, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P .   Welcome to our Season Finale!* Meet Frank. Frank is an Italian gentleman who pretends to be in the Mafia. He rides a mobility scooter and is, we discovered, a bit deaf. Frank is also a massive Idiot of Facebook and, if you’re a very lucky […]

Episode #82: Booze Invades Paris

Jun 13, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P . In this episode we make up for the lack of monkeys in the previous episode with two monkey stories. Actually, there are three monkey stories if you count Booze’s recent trip to that primate house known as France. Dr. P will introduce us to two warring […]

Episode #81: Toilet Talk

May 30, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Belasco, Dr. P . It happens to all of us. You’re out and suddenly you feel the urgent need to relieve yourself. For some people, that means venturing into the heart of darkness known as the public restroom. For others, it means dropping trou and leaving a present on a neighbor’s driveway. In […]

Episode #80: K.I.T.T.A.R.D.S.™

May 16, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Dr. P .   Cats. Cats! CATS! That’s right, listeners, we’ve finally given up and decided to give you what everybody on the Inter(net) really wants. Cats. These aren’t just normal cats, though. These little guys are special. REAL special. They’re Kittards™. Don’t worry, we’ve still got our usual monkey […]

Episode #79: Hollywopoly

May 2, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P . We’re back with one of our most explosive episodes ever. The SFJ insiders scored a major news exclusive involving arms deals, government officials, and chinese food. No need to get up, because we deliver. Speaking of delivering, what’s the worst mode of transportation in a movie? […]

Episode #78.5 – The Best of the 40’s

Apr 21, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Dr. P, Booze . Belasco was visiting his home swamp down south this week, so P and Booze sifted through old podcasts and slapped together … The Best of the 40’s! No Glenn Miller isn’t in it, and neither is good sound quality or our News ‘Copter. But, we have boiled […]

Episode #78: Chihuahuas and Death

Apr 3, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Dr. P, Booze . There’s a new star in heaven tonight. A new angel treading the boards on God’s eternal stage. Join us as we mourn the loss of an acting great. A legend of stage and screen. Then use a comedy loophole that allows us to spend 15 minutes effectively […]

Episode #77: A Very Naughty Monkey

Mar 21, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze . Hola, my honkies! Due to cutbacks, our intrepid reporter Dr. P has had to change his mode of news gathering transportation. A little thing like that won’t stop him, though. Join us as we investigate the zoo in North Korean capital Poonyang, the very naughty monkey-ridden streets of India, […]

Episode #76.5 – The Big 3 Special

Mar 9, 2014

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Featuring:  Matt Kona, Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Dr. P, Booze . What’s up, my honkies? Dr. P here. Are you a fan of the cult classic movie Windy City Heat & the Big 3 podcast? We are. We got the chance to sit down and talk to the very funny Matt Kona about the many stunts, Shout-outs, and […]

Episode #76: Save Marius

Feb 28, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Belasco . I’m sure it is bothersome knowing that the only country to which you can feel superior is Belgium, but that is no excuse, Denmark. We all have our crosses to bear. Dr. P’s cross to bear is being an apologist for the Danish zoological holocaust.  Meanwhile, our friend Bane (from […]

Episode #75: Cabbage Patch Ewok

Feb 8, 2014

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco . We’re back! And with a special double length episode. It’s still not as long as most other podcasts, though. Don’t worry. We edit.It’s BIGGER because we ask the BIG questions. Have chimpanzees really been banned from eating bananas? Are our children really sticking confectionary up their noses? What’s […]

Episode #74: Sweet Feathery Christmas!

Dec 20, 2013

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Featuring:  The Ed, Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco Cover art by Dr. P   . Climb aboard the SFJ Open Sleigh, my honkeys! We meet some Idiots of Facebook who are preparing for the holiday as if it was an episode of Jeremy Kyle. Then, we discover that Belasco’s hatred of the Yuletide is due to his […]

Episode #73: Idiots of Facebook: USA vs. UK

Dec 5, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze/Belasco .   They love their kids. Cancer is bad. They’re the Idiots of Facebook. But which country has the biggest idiots? The United States of America or the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland? We find out, as we pit two monumental dumbos against each other in a […]

Episode #72: Cowboy Porn for the Blind

Nov 13, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze . In which two of the hosts mourn the sad passing of rock’n’roll curmudgeon Lou Reed with the help of Italian YouTube sensation Stefano and some terrible karaoke. It’s what he would have wanted.We ask if blind people really get sexually excited by the idea of two staunchly heterosexual gentlemen […]

Episode #71: 2013 Halloween Not-So Special

Oct 27, 2013

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        . We’re back with another Halloween spectacular! We kick off with a discussion about Stephen King and how poorly his work has been adapted, especially when he’s involved in them. Booze tells us about the most horrific experience of his life. Dr. P goes all David Cronenberg on us and shares […]

Episode #70 – Podcast-A-Tron 9000

Oct 11, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze . Due to Booze buying GTA V & Dr P’s rampant Candy Crush addiction, we didn’t get around to thinking up any ideas for this week’s podcast. So we had to turn to the Podcast-A-Tron 9000 Generic Podcast Generator Unit to make one for us. Apologies if it sounds a […]

Episode #69.5: Clownsnack

Sep 23, 2013

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Featuring: Belasco, Booze, Dr. P Producer: Belasco . Since SFJ has always prided itself on journalistic integrity, we could not avoid the biggest story in the world right now – there’s a clown in Northampton. Also in Doctor P’s News Round we meet a man who likes to cut his own hair and an Austrian dominatrix who could […]

Episode #69: No Sex Please, We’re SFJ

Sep 10, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze . We really tried to keep episode 69 above the waistline, but I’m afraid we couldn’t prevent the natural moistness from seeping through. That’s why I don’t think it’s any exaggeration to call this… THE SEXIEST PODCAST OF ALL TIME. We’ve got the red-hot, steamy sounds of sexy Italian troubadour […]

Episode #68.5 – Fish Schtix

Aug 25, 2013

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Featuring: Travis (TOCPOD.com), Belasco, Booze, Dr. P Producer: Belasco .  We’re back with another packed episode! Joining us today is Travis from the Tiny Odd Conversations Podcast (http://tocpod.com/) to help us out with the News Round. There’s testicle-eating fish (maybe), evil baby monitors in Texas, and an Ambien-induced road trip with some Kiwi dame. We also revisit our “When […]

Episode #68: Dungeons & Dragons Championship of the World

Aug 10, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze . That’s right, everyone. After prolonged negotiations, SFJ host Belasco has managed to secure us the rights to broadcast the most important event in the nerd-stroke-dweeb calendar. For people who like dressing up in leather jerkins and wizard hats this is the World Cup, World Series, and  Super Bowl (full […]

Episode #67.5 – Hitler Cafe

Jul 28, 2013

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Featuring: Belasco, Booze, Dr. P Producer: Belasco . It’s a been a big news week especially in the UK. Thankfully we have Booze to give us up-to-the-minute updates on the Royal Baby. If he can get around the UK adult content filters. Also, Dr. P has an issue with selfies and lets us all know why we should never […]

Episode #67: Toiletiquette

Jul 15, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze . Booze is on a public toilet and he’s backed up and pissed off. So he’s come up with some simple rules to make public pooing a bit more pleasant for everyone. At least there isn’t somebody sitting underneath him in the septic tank like there is in […]

Episode #66.5 – Oculolinctus Party!

Jun 30, 2013

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Featuring: Belasco, Booze, Dr. P Producer: Belasco, Booze   00:00 – Oops 00:35 – Intro/Putin 05:19 – Swedish Livestock Lovers (http://dailym.ai/18oCwKR) 10:04 – Behind the Candelabra 12:11 – Should Belasco Watch This Film 14:17 – Dr. P’s News Round – Oculolinctus  (http://huff.to/18oCD9n) 25:56 – Swampy! 26:56 – Dr. P Insults a Legend (http://bit.ly/18oCFOp) 35:33 – […]

Episode #66: Swampy!

Jun 1, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze .   In which official SFJ mascot Swampy dispenses valuable hygiene advice for our younger listeners, a Korean Chinaman Woman sticks Crisco-stroke-Crisp ‘n Dry into her head and Dr P promises to box a kangaroo. As long as the kangaroo agrees to abide by the Marquess of Queensbury […]

Episode #65.5: Mormon Samurai

May 8, 2013

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Featuring: Belasco, Booze, Dr. P Producer: Belasco Big Pimpin’ in India (http://bit.ly/11gRII3) News Round Stories Peeping Toms (http://bit.ly/11gRW1V) Biggest Boobs in Britain (http://bit.ly/11gSaWL) Mormon Samurai (http://yhoo.it/11gSjcI)   Thanks for subscribing! Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link as…”) Subscribe via iTunes, RSS, or Stitcher Contact us

Episode #65: Eel Lovers

Apr 24, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P, and Hiccup Producer: Booze I bet you think you love your cat, right? But do you love it enough to let it set up home in your small intestine? We meet a man so fond of his elongated fish, he let it do just that. High five! We try desperately […]

Episode #64.5: Shatner, Monkeys, and Boobs (LIVE)

Apr 13, 2013

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Featuring:  Longhorn, Belasco, “Booze”, Dr. P, and Hiccup Producer: Belasco  Another special “LIVE” version for the subscribers. In this live-streamed show, we discuss Belasco’s recent Twitter discussion with the one and only William Shatner. Thankfully, our friend Longhorn joins us so that Belasco doesn’t feel so alone in the geek-out. Naturally, Shatner talk leads to […]

Episode #64: Idiots of Facebook

Mar 28, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P, and Hiccup Producer: Booze In this action packed episode of the podcast Hiccup can’t figure out Skype and is relegated to using a regular phone. That doesn’t stop us from introducing our newest segment “Dead Dad Advice”. Taking a cue from the movingly sweet Michael Keaton movie, “Multiplicity”, Hiccup sends […]

Episode #63.5: Oscar Special (LIVE)

Mar 2, 2013

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Featuring:  Angus Doodall, Ben Idiot, Will Slater, Karen Tozzi, Booze, Belasco, Dr. P, and Hiccup Producer: Belasco  A star-studded live event as the SFJ crew talks Oscar with many of our favorite people from across the web. This extended show is full of insight into the films we loved and loathed over the past year. […]

Episode #63: Nipples with Attitude

Feb 19, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P And Guest Starring: @scarletbe as Linda Wrongstat Producer: Booze We’re all big hip hop fans here at the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast. But we’re also all Caucasian gentlemen. Except for Hiccup, who’s a lot more Asian than he is Cauc. Unfortunately, all our favorite rap jams are chock full of N-words which makes […]

Episode #62.5 – Iranian Space Monkey

Feb 10, 2013

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                Links 00:00 – Open/Intro 02:39 – Dead Dad Advice 11:35 – Ask Bane 15:11 – Dr. P’s News Round 15:42 – Doodle Diddler in Trouble Again 20:10 – Love, Waffle House Style 22:23 – Iranian Space Monkey 27:54 – New Zealand Cat Hater 33:36 – Close   […]

Episode #62: Linda Wrongstat

Feb 3, 2013

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P And Guest Starring: @scarletbe as Linda Wrongstat Producer: Booze That’s right, folks. Country/Western music star Linda Wrongstat joins the SFJ team to ask us all a quiz type question. The winner gets a Blu-ray copy of Taken. (Starring Liam Neeson) Dr P. takes to the skies in the SFJ News […]

Episode #61.5: Super Happy Deluxe Monkey Time

Jan 20, 2013

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  In our first show for 2013 we’re joined by Tommy Royal from the Royal & Doodall Podcast. Tommy helps us sort through some weird news involving an electrocuted dog, a horned-up dentist, a virtual assassination squad, and more. Plus Bane shows up to help another troubled person, we do some Deep Probing, and introduce […]