Jayman And Schmoop's Annual Therapy Session
Jun 16, 2019 02:07:00
It's Father's Day again and social media will be Lit AF with daughters whining about their horrible paternal unit, and single mothers demanding a piece of the celebration. Here at IWS Radio it is no different, as Jayman and Schmoop will be in full-on catharsis mode as they talk about their dads. Jamie MapleLeaf, who has little recollection of her dad, and Matt who had a great dad, will sit back, relax, and drink some brews as they listen to the maudlin duo's hilarious emotional meltdowns.
We'll have that, plus witty banter, an update on the marriage of the century between Jamie and Guy Ahnyurdyck, a heartfelt farewell from Sarah Huckabee, good/bad music, booze tasting, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Jayman And Schmoop's Annual Therapy Session
The Unholiest of Unholy Unions
Jun 9, 2019 02:05:00
We all have wedding disaster stories. Some of them are funny. Some are sad. Some are unbelievable. Guy and Jamie got married on Saturday and it was, well, very unfortunate™ to say the least. Most of the wedding party was drunik and angry. The staff at IWS Radio is either angry, hurt or just completely bewildered. The bride and groom are ... CREEPY AF! And, if a movie was made about the wedding and reception the entire premise would get laughed out of the studio as being just too preposterous to even bother with.
Nurse Doom and Schmoop have many thoughts on this whole thing, while Joshua is appauled at the decor and lack of organization, and Bobby Kraft is straight up insulted and unhappy. Matt-Man, Jayman will be hanging out at the bar reliving all the debachery, and an EPICALLY hungover Tiny Head will be posted up in the bathroom asking "what the hell happened?" Plus, hopefully we'll be joined by the bride herself if she gets some free time to call in from wherever the hell the honeymoon will be. All this pluss YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! Let's put a ring on this show y'all!
Wedding Plans Are All About The Bride
Jun 2, 2019 02:06:00
Well June is here, and it's the beginning of wedding season and we here at IWS Radio are very excited that our very own Jamie MapleLeaf and Guy Ahnyurdyck will be tying the knot on June 9th, and this week Jay, Matt, and the rest of the staff will be making wedding plans for their big day.
We'll be discussing securing the church, the hotel, menu, reception hall, and taking odds on how long this marriage will last. Currently the over/under stands at 8......weeks. So join us live for some wedding plans, witty banter, good/bad music, drinks, Toilet Talk with Tiny Head, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Wedding Plans Are All About The Bride
Not That YOU Care, but It's Memorial Day!
May 26, 2019 02:05:00
A very happy, yet somber Memorial Day to all. This is the day we celebrate America's war dead by having big mattress sales, used car extravaganzas and apparently a big KKK rally. As always Matt, Jay and Jamie are here to celebrate those who gave all to protect this great country and ridicule the idiots rallying in white robes. Oh, and all the other idiots and morons and silly people we have encountered recently.
As always we'll be joined by Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players who will bring the funny. There will be witty banter, including Jayman's trip to flood-ravaged Omaha, Nebraska. Plus, some good and bad music, good and bad booze and who knows what all else we'll get into. So, join us and remember the Memorial Day Hotlines will be open at 661.244.9852 so you can tell us what's on your mind!
Matt-Man Is Getting Jayman's Sloppy Seconds
May 12, 2019 02:04:00
Well it's Mother's Day and there are plenty of mothers roaming the IWS Radio studio, and I'm not talking maternal mothers. It's a day of national natal celebration and Jayman has flown the IWS womb to travel to Omaha and canine sit Warren Buffett's dogs, so...Matt is sharing the responsibility of providing quality entertainment at a fair price with the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleleaf.
Here's the thing...Jayman did a show with her a couple of weeks ago, so it's like Matt is getting his sloppy seconds, and Matt ain't too proud to beg. Anyway, the show will go on without Jayman, but with witty banter, good/bad music, booze tasting, hilarity, royal black babies, and you phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Matt-Man Is Getting Jayman's Sloppy Seconds
Mushrooms, Madness, MAYhem...and Hold De Mayo
May 5, 2019 02:06:00
May is here and the April showers have brought May flowers, but with them comes the pollen of post cabin fever madness and mayhem. We here at IWS Radio are not immune to all of those allergies of aggravation either, and we are going to blow our noses and get out all of the hate.
We'll talk about mushroom hunting in Ohio...people we have an irrational or perhaps rational hatred for...recap the Kentucky Derby...delve into our madness, and...talk a little Cinco de Mayo. There will be witty banter, good/bad music, drinking, the Janet of the Week, and Bill Barr the Attorney Generalizer.
All of that plus the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleaf and you calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Mushrooms, Madness, MAYhem...and Hold De Mayo!!
All the Pretty Words Poetry Extravaganza
Apr 28, 2019 02:04:00
It's time once again for our annual celebration of National Poetry Month. Matt and Jay are here to talk pretty and make words magical once again. We'll be sharing our favorite poems and even some original action! Things might get a little emotional so bring some tissues. Poetry is all about the heart and feelings, ya know? Practice your poetry snaps and break out the bongos because it's about to go down y'all!
As always Jamie Mapleleaf will be here, and she will be reciting an original poem of her own! We'll also hear from Lesbian Angie with one of her favorite poems that she has written. Of course the IWS Players will be here too bringing us the finest in the world of poetry and the spoken word. It's going to be an amazing show full of free stylin' and rhymin' folks. As always the Rhyme Line will be open @ 661.244.9852 for anyone who would like to share their favorite poes with the world!
The Drunk, Naked, And Blasphemous Easter Show
Apr 21, 2019 02:06:00
Wash your hands, and dress up in your fancy clothes because we are having a come to Jesus meeting with JC and the Easter Bunny. The IWS Radio team will be hiding eggs, praising the Lord, and seeking salvation twelve ounces at a time.
Jesus will be doing his stand-up act from Ha-Ha's in Haifa. Guy will be touring Christ's tomb, and Mary Magdalene will be nagging about being married to the Son of God. In addition to all of that holy fun, we'll have good/bad music, discuss the upcoming NFL draft, get naked for Christ, and sample Joe McIntyre's beer.
So join us live and call-in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: The Drunk, Naked, And Blasphemous Easter Show
Never Throners, Serial Killers and Being Ghosted
Apr 14, 2019 02:04:00
Game of Thrones is a cultural phenomenon that has completely missed the IWS Radio gang. We don't get it, but that's not gonna stop us from talking about it. Well, not ALL of us. It's with great sadness that we announce that Matt-Man has chosen not to participate in this week's IWS Radio. Jayman and Jamie are going to try to pick up the pieces and move on with the show the best we can. We'll engage in our own form of witty banter, talking about making ice, serial killers and the pain of being abandoned.
We'll be joined by the IWS Players who will do their best to cheer us all up by bringing the funny as they always do. Plus we'll have some good and bad music, then we'll recap the IWS NCAA Bracket Challenge, preview the NBA & NHL Playoffs, The Masters, and of course get to the bottom of this Game of Thrones and Walking Dead silliness. Plus, we'll be taking YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852. Call us up and tell us what's on your mind and hang out with us!
The Keys To The Drunken Kingdom
Apr 7, 2019 02:09:00
While Jay and Matt continue to enjoy their status as international internet radio stars with calm and appreciative humility, Jamie Mapleleaf has developed an ego bigger than Jay and Matt's combined, and is DEMANDING that she become a full partner of the IWS empire by receiving the password to the IWS Radio BTR account. The ugly and hilariously hurtful negotiations will take place LIVE.
Also, Sunday is National Beer Day, and we'll be tossing back more than a few bottles of liquid fun. Annnnnd we'll discuss the Final Four, macrowave installation, the power of prayer, play some good/bad music, and enjoy the debut of Toilet Talk with Joe McIntyre's Girlfriend.
All of that, plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: The Keys To The Drunken Kingdom
Complicated Relationships and Romantic Entanglements
Mar 31, 2019 02:07:00
Relationships with family and friends and get complicated. People drift apart, get jelous and sometimes people are oblivious to what's happening around them. Matt and Jay know all about these kinds of problems and we're here to help folks out. Not by giving any great advice, of course. Instead we're gonna share our own stories in these areas hoping to lead by example. You know, learn from our mistakes. Cause you know we totally screw stuff up all the time. We'll also share some stories of "romantic misunderstandings" where we didn't quite get the signals that were being sent our way. I guess we could talk about women not getting OUR signals we were putting out, but I think we all know they were just ignoring us.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring the funny. Plus, we're involved in some pretty deep negotiations with Jamie over a certain situation, and might need folks to give us their take on this issue. Of course there will be witty banter, good and bad music, booze and all kinds of shenanigans. The "It's Complicated" phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852 so call us up and join all the fun!
Spring Breakin' On Norwegian Cruise Lines
Mar 24, 2019 02:05:00
March Madness has driven us crazy, so we are hopping aboard a Norwegian Cruise Liner and setting off to the drunken wackiness that is the Caribbean Sea. That's right we are spending our Spring Break aboard a hateful Norwegian Cruie Line ship and all hands of hilarity are on deck.
Jay and Matt will be bantering wittily, playing some good and bad music, and taste testing some booze as Jamie Mapleleaf bronzes herself and her slightly deflated volleyball sized boobs in the sun. It's going to be a Caine Mutiny of Merriment when we take over the Captain's wheel, and take this ship into the port of your funny bone.
So join us LIVE and Call-In at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Spring Breakin' On Norwegian Cruise Lines!!
Irish I Was Drunk on St. Paddy's Day
Mar 17, 2019 02:06:00
Slainte and Erin Go Bragh y'all! It's St. Patrick's Day and Matt, Jay and Jamie are ready to celebrate the occassion with all kinds of hilarious good times and possibly some drunken antics. We're very traditional people that way. We'll be celebrating all things Ireland including the music, the people, the food and other Irish stuff! Plus, we'll talk a bit about NCAA basketball and Selection Sunday, analyze what went on in the world the last week, and of course engage in some of the wittiest witty banter you've ever heard in your life!
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here with the IWS Players to brighten your day a bit with their charm and sophisticated brand of comedy. And, as always the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 for you to call in and tell us what's on your mind. So, put a pot of Irish Stew on the stove, grab a Guinness and join us for all the shenanigans while enjoying another EPIC St. Patrick's Day extravaganza!
Haulin' Down The Happy Highway Of Life
Mar 10, 2019 02:13:00
Last week on IWS Radio...Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team RAGED with anger for over two hours, so this week? They are searching for a little balance in their lives, so they will attempt to find every ort, crumb, and modicum of happiness and positivity in their sad, pathetic lives, and in life itself. It will be hilariously happy because...
Jay and Matt, in addition to their typical hilarious witty banter, good/bad music, and booze tasting, will also discuss their joyful struggles with Lent as Jay has given up hours of social media time, and Matt has given up Facebook altogether.
All of that, plus the uber sexy and under sugared Jamie Mapleafleaf who has given up chocolate, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: The Happy Highway Of Life
Ranting About Con Artists Crooks and Cranks
Mar 3, 2019 02:25:00
Every person has his or her breaking point and the good people at IWS Radio have reached theirs! We have had ENOUGH! We're sick AND tired of all the grifters, goons and goofballs out there who aren't adding any value to society. They're just lying and stirring shit up all the time. We're also sick and tired of the Trump supporters who just shrug their shoulders at all of his illegal and down-right UN-American activities! How do you people live with yourselves? And what about all these self-described good Christians? How do sit back and ignore all the lying, cheating, stealing and complete disregard for human decency? You claim to be pro-life, but you seem to be perfectly fine with death. What a bunch of frauds!
An ANGRY Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to rant and rave about everything from politics to sports to celebrities to cancel culture to traffic to social media to OH HELL ... the list goes on and on and on. Everything is RAGE INDUCING these days and nobody is raging harder than IWS Radio! As always the RAGE LINES will be open @ 661.244.9852 so you can tell us what's pissing you off lately too! Let's all get together and have a big ole bitch session!
Cinematic Hilarity With Jay, Matt, And Oscar
Feb 24, 2019 02:09:00
The smell of Oscar is in the air, and since there is no host this year, Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang are on the red carpet and here to fill the void. However, since neither Jay nor Matt have seen any of the movies nominated this year, we will just be talking about our favorite movies. And not only that...Bobby Kraft, Dixie Ozark, Jamie Mapleleaf, Matt, and Schmoop will be recreating their fave movies scenes LIVE via digital recording.
Combine that with the always witty banter, good/bad songs, booze tasting and your calls at 661.244.9852, and it's going to be an Academy Award winning show. So, join us as IWS RAdio presents: Cinematic Hilarity With Jay, Matt, And Oscar
Booze and Therapy: A Match Made in Comedy Heaven
Feb 17, 2019 02:03:00
This is a National Comedy Emergency! All aboard the Crazy Train! IWS Radio is her to help solve everyone's problems. Just lie down on our comfy couch and tell us all your problems and we will do our best to give you great advice while we're also getting bombed! Who gives better advice than drunk people? Also, who opens up better than drunk people? Nobody, that's who! Matt and Jay are here to drink booze and hand out advice and we have plenty of both!
As a special bonus the IWS Players will be giving our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf some advice on how to be a better person and be more well liked by others. Nurse Doom will be on hand to psychoanalyze both Matt and Jay, plus we will have plent of witty banter, good and bad music and YOUR CALLS! That's right, call us up with your problems and we'll help you out. Or just tell us your hilarious and sad therapy stories @ 661.244.9852!
Valentine's Day: The Vain Taking From The Whipped
Feb 10, 2019 02:05:00
It's that time of year folks, when overpriced jewelry, confections, and flowers flood the marketplace and deplete every man's bank account. That's right, it's Valentine time, and it's all about the ladies on this beautiful and hyper-commercialized day of mutual love and respect. Hearts will be broken when the flowers don't arrive and blackmail will ensue when the wife receives more than the mistress, and...The IWS Radio team is here to both celebrate and hilarious mock the silly observance of Valentine's Day.
Jay and Matt will have plenty of witty banter, cuts of God-Awful love songs, more than a few drinks of booze, Bunches of Questions with Schmoop, heartfelt heckling from Jamie Mapleleaf and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Valentine's Day: The Vain Taking From The Whipped
Birthdays and a Super Bowl Suck Fest
Feb 3, 2019 02:05:00
Has there ever been a bigger bummer of a Super Bowl than this year? We've got the Rams, who are a fun team to watch and have been good all year, but quite frankly are only there because of incompetent officiating playing the loathsome Patriots who ruin everything. How much fun would the Chiefs vs the Rams or Saints have been? Tons! But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we can have fun anymore! This is 2019 and everything has suck! Well, everything except IWS Radio. We refuse to join in with all the miserable bastards trying to suck all the fun out of everything!
We will be analyzing the Patriots/Rams Super Bowl of course, but mostly we will be talking about Super Bowl parties! Plus there are lots and lots of great birthdays this time of year including both Jamie's and Matt's, so we'll be celebrating them too! We'll also talk about surviving the latest Polar Vortex to invade our great country from the north. And, who knows what else we might get into. So join Matt, Jay and Jamie along with the IWS Players for all the shenanigans as we bring the funny in an attempt try to turn everyone's frown upside down! As always the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852!
Shutdowns, Schisms, And Toxic Feminism
Jan 27, 2019 02:05:00
January is swirling around the toilet of 2019 and it's still cold, gray, the Super Bowl is a week away, and there ain't jack going on, so... Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang are going to light a fire, ice down some drinks, and engage in some witty banter as we talk shutdowns, internal corporate schisms, and toxic feminism. So yeah, pretty much, we'll be making it up as we go along.
And of course, there will be some good/bad music, booze taste testing, the sultry Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Shutdowns, Schisms, And Toxic Feminism.
The Trivial Pursuit of Matt-Man and Jayman
Jan 13, 2019 02:06:00
How well do you think you know Matt-Man and Jayman? What about Jamie Mapleleaf? Guy, Bobby, Rev Moneymaker, Dixie Ozark, Slyder Balzcock, Busted Rhymer or anyone else here at IWS Radio? Well, we're gonna find out! We're all gonna ask some trivia questions about ourselves and see if anyone has been listening or can guess the answers. Plus there will be some general trivia, music trivia, booze trivia and all kinds of other shenanigans! And, on top of that we'll play a round of Bunches of Questions with Angie!
Can you imagine how much fun this is gonna be? It'll be off the hook! We're all very fascinating people here at IWS Radio. Well, we have pretty decent imaginations and can pretend to be at least. So, join Matt, Jay, Jamie and all the IWS Players for a one of a kind trivial pursuit of information and hilarity! Also, call us up at 661.244.9852 and tell us some trivia about yourself. Maybe your deepest, darkest secrets even!
IWS Radio 2019: A Tub Full Of Spitballs
Jan 6, 2019 02:05:00
2019 is as fresh as the void between Mercedes Schlapp's thighs. It's the perfect time to not think inside the box, nor outside the box, but rather, think without a box, and make our wackiest and craziest ideas come true. Let's run our ideas up the flagpole and see who salutes, and throw some spitballs against the wall and see what sticks.
Jay, Matt, Jamie, and the rest of IWS Radio gang are going to lead the charge and create a paradigm shift in the universe by tossing out our madcap ideas to our vast and diverse worldwide audience and having a hilariously good time while doing so.
Tune in as we toss out our ideas with witty banter, booze, good/bad music, laughs galore, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: IWS Radio 2019: A Tub Full Of Spitballs
2019: Dream it, Wish it, Do it
Dec 30, 2018 02:08:00
It's time for that "New Year, New Me" inspirational stuff and IWS Radio is here to help you make it happen. Matt-Man, Jayman and Jamie Mapleaf have always been the brightest source of light and love on internet radio, but we think we take it to an even higher level. That's just what we're gonna do in 2019. While the world falls apart, IWS Radio will be the one constant in everyone's life that will let everyone know that everything is gonna be alright. Well, probably.
So, join Matt, Jay and Jamie along with the IWS Players as we take a look back on 2018 and preview 2019. There will be resolutions, predictions, sad farewells to people lost in 2018, and reliving of great moments from the past year as well. Of course there will also be witty banter, good/bad music and booze. Plenty of booze. Let's get this New Year's Party started y'all! Oh, and as always, the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 so you can call us up and tell us what your resolutions for 2019 are!
Festivus Plus Christmas Equals Hilarious
Dec 23, 2018 02:06:00
It's time to celebrate on this glorious day of not only Christmas Eve Eve, but it's also, and more importantly, FESTIVUS!! Ho Ho Ho and Hell Yeah!! There will be an airing of grievances, acting out, far too much drinking, good/bad music, and the unwrapping of Christmas packages bursting with hilarity.
So sit back, pop a cold one or eight, and let loose your holiday anxiety as Jay, Matt, and the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleleaf bring some Festivus miracles of merriment to your house. And of course, anyone and everyone can call-in to air their grievances at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Festivus Plus Christmas Equals Hilarious !!
Office Christmas Party 2018: Baby it's Stupid Outside
Dec 16, 2018 02:05:00
It's that festive time of year once again y'all! It's time for the 2018 IWS Radio Office Christmas Party Extravaganza! The IWS staff and listeners wait all year for our annual yuletide blowout! There will be all kinds of fun and games for the whole family with music, food and refresments. The party is open to the general public so come on in and deck the halls with the IWS staff!
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to jingle everyone's bells and bring merryment to all. We'll have another rousing edition of Bunches of Questions, Christmas party ideas and of course the bar will be open! The phone lines will also be open @ 661.244.9852 so call us up and share with us your favorite Chrstimas stories, songs and memories! Don't worry about getting on Santa's naughty list though, because we made a deal with the Big Guy to exempt our office party! You're free to wrap your freak flag in tinsel and lights and let it fly!
The Two Hour Intersectional Comedy Hour
Dec 9, 2018 02:05:00
We're in a weird time right now...The buying and avarice of last minute Christmas shopping is not quite here, yet the Mueller indictments and Trump denials keep flowing like Ol' Man River...All the while, new phrases to deal with lifelong problems have surfaced, such as intersectionalism. What the hell is that?
Oh my God...the LGBT community needs a term, white men need a term, evidently evreyone and their mother needs a term for their cause, and all we want to do is finish shopping for Christmas and get through the holidays without our drunk IWS truck driver Paco, I mean Steve, getting thrown in jail again on Christmas Eve!! Holy Cow!! His bail is up to $1,250 now!!
So, let's just sit back relax, and enjoy some witty banter, good/bad music, and some booze testing. And, let's pray that Jay hasn't succumbed to the Great Snowmageddon of Aught 18, and that Matt isn't too drunk from celebrating the 4 Year Anniversary of his Divorce.
All of that, plus the uber-sexy Jamie Mapleleaf and your phone calls as IWS Radio presents: The Two Hour Intersectional Comedy Hour
War on Christmas 2018: Mary Joins the #MeToo Movement
Dec 2, 2018 02:05:00
It's the Hap-Hap-Happiest time of year again kids! It's time for Mat-Man and Jayman to hop on their noble steeds and charge into battle in the War on Christmas. As always, they will be on both sides of the battle. Matt and Jay are basically War on Christmas mercenaries. We're available to fight for whichever side is willing to pay the most. Anyway, we'll be telling old war stories from Christmases past and making fun of people who take all this stuff so seriously. Plus Jayman will update everyone on his annual Thanksgiving pilgrimage to the Jewel of the Midwest, Omaha, Nebraska. Matt will again be playing injured as he has had a rib injury relapse.
As always out Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring the charm and hilarity. I hear Jamie has something really stif with a slight curve to suck on! OH MY! There will be all kinds of witty banter, some good and bad music and BOOZE! Plus there will be another round of "Bunches of Questions" and who knows what else might happen! Join us for all the fun and even call in @ 661.244.9852 to let YOUR VOICE be heard in the War on Christmas!
Jamie And Matt-Man...Wandering Without The Jayman
Nov 25, 2018 02:04:00
Allegedy Jayman went to Omaha for Thanksgiving and is nowhere to be found. Has he made it back to Redneckville or has he been swallowed up by the treacherous Mexican caravan that has invaded our border? We have no clue, and in spite of our over abundance of grief and worry, the show must go on, so sitting alongside Matt-Man this week will be Canada's very own, Jamie Mapleleaf!!
She's nearly as hot as Jayman, and if she is even only half as funny as Jayman, it's going to be a good time. We'll talk Turkey Day leftovers, the Grey Cup, the Bum Wine Pick Em League, her cruelty toward Matt, her melatonin dreams and hallucinations about her cat Molly, and postulate about Jay's possible demise.
All of that, plus good/bad music, some booze tasting, and your phone calls as IWS Radio presents: Jamie And Matt-Man...Wandering Without The Jayman
Thanksgiving: Family Relationships Run A Fowl
Nov 18, 2018 02:04:00
Hell yeah folks...It's time to do a little pluckin' and a-cluckin', and get our annual Thanksgiving feast on. So hoist your bib, listen in, and enjoy some Turkey Day hilarity with IWS Radio. We'll be settin' the table with a cornucopia of witty banter, good/bad nusic, good/bad booze, family angst, and hostility.
We'll discuss menus..Jayman's annual pilgrimage to the Jewel of the Midwest, Omaha...Matt's broken ribs...some impending Black Friday terror, Jesse Ferg, and...Jamie Mapleleaf will be on board to provide the juicy breasts, thighs, and legs. All of that, plus your phone calls on the Mike Thyson Poultry Hotline at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Thanksgiving: Family Relationships Run A Fowl
Riding a Blue Wave of Hilarity
Nov 11, 2018 02:04:00
Well, the midterm elections are finally over, more or less, and all that's left is to make fun of all the stupid politicians and pundits who made fools of themselves during the election. That's exactly what Matt-Man and Jayman are going to do. We gonna take a deep dive into the electino and thoroughly analyze what happened. Or something like that. Actually, we're just gonna goof on silly people and losers and generally yuck it up. And, let's not forgot that it's Veteran's Day. Matt and Jay will be saluting all the brave men and women who serve this great country at home and abroad.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along the IWS Players to keep the funny going. There will be good and bad music and good and bad booze AND an exclusive interview with Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg! You KNOW you don't wanna miss that! Plus the NFL season is rolling along and college basketball has tipped off. On top of all that we'll be taking YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! Call us up and tell us what's on your mind!
Dangling Chads And Dead Delicious Turkeys
Nov 4, 2018 02:10:00
At long last, the 2018 midterm elections are but two days away and everyone is ANGRY and AGITATED, and probably exhausted by the thousands of ads cluttering up the airwaves, social media, and the litter of signs along the highways and by-ways. So...While we here at IWS Radio are serious about voting, we are going to take a break from the seriousness, dangle our chads, and mock the vote with some pre-electoral hilarity.
We'll be praising some candidates, poking fun at others, playing some good/bad music, tipping some drinks, participatng in some witty banter, AND discussing Jay's Annual PILGRIMAGE to Omaha for Thanksgiving. See what we did there?
All of that, plus our uber-sexy Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents: Dangling Chads And Dead Delicious Turkeys
Just Two Creepy Old Dudes Talking and Laughing
Oct 28, 2018 02:08:00
"I tried to listen, but it was just two old men talking." That's how someone OUTRAGEOUSLY described IWS Radio recently. It was very hurtful, but since that's apparenlty what the people want, that's what they'll get. Matt-Man and Jayman are gonna just kick back and shoot the breeze and tell of a few stories and laugh it up. Everyone is welcome to join us too! Plus, since it's almost Halloween things could get spooky and creepy up in here. Okay, it's always a little creepy, but you know what we mean.
As always, our Executive Producer, Canadian Bureau Chief, Exectivue Editor Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring the funny and add a little charm to the proceedings. There will be lots of Witty Banter, some good and bad music, good and bad booze, and all kinds of shenanigans. Hopefully, this show won't .... BOMB! HA! See what I did there? Join us for all the fun by calling in @ 661.244.9852!
Midtermin' It With Renea Turner
Oct 14, 2018 02:03:00
It's that time of year folks, when robocalls infest your phones and door knockers come by to ask you to support their candidate. The midterm elections of 2018 are here, and IWS Radio has an action packed and informative show awaiting on you. We'll be talking politics with a hilariously biting and satirical flair that only we can. So don't think of it as a boring pundit show. Noooooooo. It will be a blue or red wave of frivolity.
We'll have witty electoral banter, some bad midterm election music, campaign booze, and a very special guest on with us...Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate, Renea Turner. It's going to be a landslide of laughter and information. Jay and Matt will also discuss their recent appearance on the Howard Stern show. All of that, plus Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Midtermin' It With Renea Turner !!
We Are Surrounded by A-Holes
Oct 7, 2018 02:06:00
We don't know about you guys, but Matt-Man, Jayman and Jamie have noticed that society is getting meaner and more hateful by the day. What's up with all the assholes everywhere? Why can't people be nice? Why do they have to be so argumentative all the time? Whatever happened to being able to have a conversation? Or being able to express an opinion without getting attacked and called names by strangers? Is social media to blame? Or have we always been assholes? Also, who are the biggest assholes in the world right now, and why do they seem be the ones in power, or the ones getting rewarded with TV shows, movies and other opportunities they don't really deserve? Finally, will this trend turn around? Is there any hope for society at all? IWS will tackle these questions this week and get to the bottom of this subject. (More or less.)
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to provide perspective and comedic reflief. Jamie will be interviewing Linsdey "Senator Sassypants" Graham on another epsiode fo "Eye on America!" Plus who knows who else might show up. As always the phone lines will be open @ 661-244-9852 for anyone who would like to talk about this or any other subject. Pluss there will be some witty banter, good and bad booze and music and all kinds of other stuff to bring a smile to your face! Join us for all the shenanigans!
Oktoberfest 2018: Arkansas Invades Munich
Sep 30, 2018 02:06:00
Willkommen and Achtung Baby!! It's Oktoberfest on IWS Radio, and we are going to invade the luftwaves with a blitzkrieg of hilarity!! Witty banter will abound, German culture will be celebrated, good/bad music will be played, and we will be drinking and talking craft beer with Scott of @woopigbrewey and the www.arkbeerscene.com
We will be dropping our lederhosen, throwing shade at Brett "I Am A Pissed Off Drunk" Kavanaugh, and getting our advances toward Jamie Mapleleaf rebuffed. All of that and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Oktoberfest 2018: Arkansas Invades Munich
Do Dogs Rule While Cats Drool? An IWS Investigation
Sep 16, 2018 02:04:00
Are you a dog person? Are you a cat person? Are you both? Is that allowed? Can someone be both a dog person AND a cat person? Are dogs filthy animals? Are cats always scheming to kill their owners? The whole Dogs vs Cats debate has been raging for centuries, but IWS Radio has decided to put an end to. Matt-Man and Jayman have wildly different views on this issue and believe it's time to settle the discussion once and for all. We're gonna break things down scientifically and throw in the intangibles that can't be measured and decide which is better: Dogs or Cats?
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to add some charm, sophistication and hilarity to the show. There will be good and bad music and questionable levels of booze consumed and lots and lots of witty banter. Plus, the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 in case anyone wants to woof at us. HA! See what I did there?
IWS Radio Season 9: Enter The Nonagon
Sep 9, 2018 02:02:00
Well folks...Season Nine of IWS Radio is here and we are re-dedicated to providing you with quality comedy entertainment at a fair price. We are, as they say, re-doubling our efforts to make you laugh, shake your heads in disdain, and possibly ask yourselves, "Did they really just say that?"
So climb aboard Engine 9 of the IWS Radio Show as we exchange some witty banter, tease what is new and edgy this year, drink some bad alcohol, play some good/bad music, and make fun of Jamie Mapleleaf whose attitiude has become more than a bit questionable.
So join us live, and this year, could you PLEASE call-in at 661.244.9852! as IWS Radio presents: IWS Radio Season 9: Enter The Nonagon"
Show Prep 090718
Sep 7, 2018 02:10:00
Has Jamie ever had a hickey on her boob? I say yes
Season 8 Finale: The End of the Road?
Aug 26, 2018 02:07:00
After last week's disaster, Matt-Man and Jayman are celebrating our Season Eight Finale by picking through the charred remains of the IWS Radio empire hoping to salvage enough to use as a foundation to rebuild. We're dealing with hurt feelings, dysfunction and low morale. People are angry, man. People are angry. IWS Radio is most definitely at its nadir. Rebuilding will be a Hurculean effort and we just don't know if we're up to it. It is Matt and Jay's hope that by looking back at the good times and playing some of our favorite moments from the past season we can find reason to rebuild and move forward.
As always there will be witty banter ... assuming we can be witty in these trying times ... good and bad songs and a booze taste testing segment that will probably be sorely needed. Our very own Omarosa, Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with what's left of the IWS Players. We'll also talk about how Donald Trump somehow managed to have a worse week than we did! Aaaaaaaaaaand as always the phone lines will be open for anyone who wants to talk @ 661.244.9852!
Fear, Loathing, And BETRAYAL at IWS Radio
Aug 19, 2018 02:06:00
After a meteoric rise to the top of the podcast comedy charts and eight hilarious seasons of IWS Radio...the laughter has turned to tears, the champagne has turned to vinegar, and the fun-loving Jay and Matt have been exposed as nothing more than a couple of low-rent, high-living human compost heaps who have made millions and blew millions off the backs of their once loyal IWS team.
Secret recordings of Jay and Matt discussing their disdain for their staff, their drunken womanizing, their elaborate lifestyles, and the cold, calculating, and cut-throat tactics they have used to silence their critics will be aired. So...
Listen in as Jamie "The Canadian Rat Snake" Mapleleaf and others expose the dumpster fire that IWS Radio truly has been, and continues to be. And along with your phone calls at 661.244.9852, you may find out if this last show of Season 8 will be the last IWS show EVER, as IWS Radio presents: Fear, Loathing, and BETRAYAL At IWS Radio.
IWS Radio Gets Political
Aug 12, 2018 02:05:00
As we close in on America's midterm elections several of our IWS Radio correspondents have been inspired to run for office! Bobby, Slyder, Guy, Rev Moneymaker, hell even Jamie Mapleleaf and others are throwing their hats into the ring! They'll be running for various local, state and maybe even federal offices. Since Matt-Man and Jayman have always encouraged IWS employees to be civic-minded, we hare pleased to give the people running for office a platform to make their arguements! We'll carry their first ads for public office on this week's show! This could be very exciting. Or something.
As always we'll mix in some witty banter, good/bad music and a booze taste test. Plus we'll take a look at what's happening in the political world and see how Donald Trump has embarrassed America this week! So whether you're into socialism, capitalism, libertarianism or any other kind of -ism, tune in for all the fun and games as IWS Radio gets political. Plus, the political hotlines will be open for you to call in and give your thoughts on whatever you like @ 661.244.9852!
A Very IWS Radio Family Reunion
Aug 5, 2018 02:06:00
The Dog Days of August are here and with that, many High School and Family Reunions take place, and in this instance, as we move our IWS Headquarters to Three Way, TN., it's time to have a reunion of our own, and celebrate some of our correspondents who have moved on from the IWS Radio family.
Great men and women who gave their all to our team such as Marty Martstein, our traffic guy Dusty Sandman, and others such as Lance Cranston, Drew Peacock, Sinjin Burke, Rocky Rhodes, and our former blue booty shorted, bi-curious news babe, Kim Fragile.
We are going to have a party and find out where they are now and do it with witty banter, old recordings of the former staffers, good/bad music, some alcohol taste testing, Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: A Very IWS Radio Family Reunion
IWS World Headquarters: And The Winner Is ....
Jul 29, 2018 02:06:00
We have made a decision! After hours and hours of anguish the staff of IWS Radio finally settled on which city will host the NEW IWS RADIO WORLD MEDIA HEADQUARTERS! Who won? You'll have to tune in to find out! As you know there were four finalists: Truth or Consequences, NM, Intercourse, PA, Spread Eagle, WI, and Islamberg, NY. Each city had many positives and a few negatives, but after putting it up for a vote on Facebook and discussing it amongst ourselves we finally decided on one city that we think best represents what IWS Radio is all about!
As always our lovely and talented Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to entertain the masses. We'll have some witty banter, good and bad songs, and a booze taste test. And of course who knows what else might happen! All this plus YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! Call us up and let us know what is on your mind and let's celebrate our new hometown of ......
Grillin' And Swillin' In Detroit Rock City
Jul 22, 2018 02:05:00
After a harsh and hilarious smackdown and sacking of Paducah, KY., the IWS Radio staff needs to take a deep breath and relax for a bit, however; we are currently without a permanent offcie. So, we have bought a house in Detroit and are having a Pool Party and Cookout Blowout!! Awwwww Yeahhhhh!!
Join us as we party down, dodge bullets, and blow off steam in the Motor City at our temporary digs. We'll supply the burgers, the booze, the laughs, and the clothing optional Paducah Community swimming pool that we stole last week. There will be witty banter, alcohol taste testing, good/bad music, and Jay and Matt will announce their final four nominees of cities that will, for the lucky city, house the new IWS Media and Entertainment Group Headquarters.
All of that plus the gorgeous and sassy Jamie Mapleleaf, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Grillin' And Swillin' In Detroit Rock City
Happiness is Paducah Kentucky in Your Rearview Mirror
Jul 15, 2018 02:08:00
For EIGHT LONG YEARS Matt-Man and Jayman and the entire staff of IWS Radio have done nothing but praise our adopted hometown of Paducah, Kentucky. We worked hard to cultivate a strong friendship built on mutual admiration and respect. We were in the process of building the most amazing and beautiful World Headquarters there. Just as we were ready to hold our grand opening Paducah hung up on us. LITERALLY! Needless to say Matt, Jay, Jamie and our entire staff are in shock. We're hurt. We're angry. We're not gonna take this lying down. IWS Radio is fighting back this week! Paducah can go fBLEEPk itself!
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here to help us through this very emotionally difficult time in our lives. We will soldier on with witty banter, good/bad music and, of course, booze. Breaking up is hard to do, but it helps to lash out at the one who hurt you and that's just what we're gonna do! The phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 if you want to call in and console us or attempt to defend Paducah. Although, we don't know why anyone would. Brace yourself Paducah ... IWS is coming for you, and we're bringing hell with us.
Celebrating The Virtue Of Our Vices
Jul 8, 2018 02:05:00
People have vices...from smoking, to eating six burrito supremes in one sitting, to drinking cheap wine, to engaging in hot meaningless sex, and the staff at IWS Radio are no different. Oh sure, succumbing to one's temptations are a sign of human moral frailty, but by golly, acting on one's immoral desires are also fun, and lead to hilarious stories for a podcast!!
So...Jay, Matt, and the IWS team are going to come clean about their personal vices and celebrate them as well with witty banter, good/bad music, and alcohol tasting. Jamie Mapleleaf will be there to discuss her chuch sex fetish, and Tiny Head Schmoop will join us while drinking beer and smoking as she sits on the toilet in the Bagwine bathroom.
So listen and join the immoral hilarity by calling in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Celebrating The Virtue Of Our Vices!!
A Big Gay Pride, Canada Day and Fourth of July Extravaganza
Jul 1, 2018 02:02:00
It's gonna be a great big fabulous rainbow colored star-spangled maple leaf extravaganza on IWS this week! This might be our most ambitious undertaking yet. Matt and Jay are hosting our annual Big Gay Pride Show and combining it with a celebration of Canada Day and the 4th of July! How will we fit it all in? Who knows, but if anyone can do it we can! Probably. Well, I guess we'll find out. Also, Matt and Jay did something very special this week that they will tell the masses all about.
You know how this works. We'll be joined by our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players as we bring the hilarity to folks all over the world. There will be witty banter, good and bad music, booze taste tests and who knows what else might happen. Join us and let your patriotic freak flags fly! As always the IWS Hotlines will be open @ 661.244.9852 if anyone wants to call us up and tell us what Canada or America means to them OR maybe come out to friends and family over the air. This is going to be the gayest Canada Day / Independence Day celebration EVER!
National Sperm Appreciation Day
Jun 17, 2018 02:07:00
It's that time of year folks; it's a time and a day to celebrate your real daddy and for some of you moms out there, celebrating your baby daddy. It's Fathers Day, and IWS Radio is cooking out, swilling some drinks, playing some good/bad music, and telling stories about our the dads who raised us, and lead down a lifelong path to obscurity, uncertainty, and in some cases, heartache.
Join us LIVE as we celebrate dads from all walks of life, engage in witty banter, keep you updated on the World Cup, the Trump/Kim Jong Un love affair, make fun of single mothers who think that this is their's day too, annnnnnnd take you phone calls at 661.244.9852. So join Jay, Matt, Jamie MapleLeaf, and the rest of IWS Radio team, as IWS Radio presents: National Sperm Appreciation Day!!
Joke Show VIII: The Funny Never Dies
Jun 10, 2018 02:04:00
Good evening ladies and germs! We know you're out there because we can hear you breathing. It's time once again for IWS Radio's annual Joke Show! Get ready to laugh until you cry folks cause the funny is gonna be coming at ya from all angles. Matt and Jay will share funny stories, one liners and some of their favorite comedy bits from their favorite comedians. Maybe we'll even get into a comedy discussion about things like working dirty vs clean and different styles of comedy and stuff like that. We'll see.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to entertain the masses and make you laugh even more. It's gonna be a great two hour escape from the harsh realities of life. Or something. Anyway, the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 for anyone and everyone to call in and share their favorite jokes. Call us up and join one of the great traditions in all of internet radio!
The 800 Pound Multiracial Gorilla In The Room
Jun 3, 2018 02:03:00
Yet again, racism and bigotry have grabbed the headlines in the media and on social media when Roseanne Barr referred to former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett as an ape and a terrorist. Even during her pre-history, race relations in the United States have been ignored at her best and Lit AF at her worst. So...
Jay, Matt, Jamie and the rest of IWS Radio team are going to discuss race relations as only a bunch of white people can. We'll be discussing causes, solutions, stereotypes, and try to find some inner peace and calm the tumult that exists between races, religions, and cultures.
Of course, we will sprinkle in some witty banter, discuss where comedy ends and racism begins, play some good/bad music, add a splash of alcohol, and spread a huge does of hilariously mocking of all the bigots out there, so...join us LIVE and/or call-in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: The 800 Pound Multiracial Gorilla In The Room!!
A Memorial Day Celebration of Life
May 27, 2018 02:04:00
Nobody loves and respects the men and women who gave their lives to defend American more than Matt-Man and Jayman. Nobody! It's Memorial Day weekend and IWS Radio is going to observe it in a very somber, respectful and hilarious manner. We'll talk about Memorial Day and all the remembrances plus all the people who think sharing a patriotic meme on social media makes them a great American! And, we'll talk about cookouts, furniture and car sales, and all the other stuff that makes up holiday weekends. On top of all that we will be celebrating life and all the great things that come along with it. Also, will there be a Donald Trump - Jim Jong Un summit or not? We'll break it all down for you.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to keep the party going. There will be witty banter, good and bad music, a booze taste test and who knows what kind of shenanigans! AAAANNNNNNDDD ... YOUR CALLS! That's right! the Red, White and Blue hot lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 for anyone and everyone to call in! So, let's pay our respects to the dead and then fire up the grill, open the bar and celebrate life!
IWS Radio: The Champagne Of Podcasts
May 20, 2018 02:06:00
Hello friends and frenemies of IWS Radio...Jay, Matt, and the rest of the gang are preparing mentally for the unofficial kickoff to Summer that happens Memorial Day weekend, so this episode, we are playing some of our favorite audios from the past 8 years of top-notch IWS Radio comedy magic.
Many of these audios, much like a fine bottle of champers, have become even tastier and funnier with time. Along with the vintage hilarity, there will be our typical witty banter, good/bad music, alcohol taste testing, the uber-hot Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents...IWS Radio: The Champagne Of Podcasts!!
A Very Special Social Media Mother's Day Extravaganza
May 13, 2018 02:08:00
It's Mother's Day again and honestly Matt-Man and Jayman have had about enough of this stupid made-up holiday. So, it's time to do something a little different. Oh we're still gonna celebrate the day, but we're going to do it by reading special Mother's Day posts we see on social media. The good, the bad, the ugly, and hopefully, the hilarious. We'll also have the phone lines open for anyone who would like to call and share a sweet or possibly crazy mom story or two.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to add some charm to the proceedings. We'll have our usual witty banter, good and bad music, booze tasting and other shenanigans. So, if you want to do something REALLY SPECIAL for mom this Mother's Day you will treat her to an uninterrupted espisode of IWS Radio and even let her call in @ 661l.244.9852!
That 70's Show: Disco Ball Of Hilarity
May 7, 2018 02:05:00
Jay and Matt are firing up the IWS Time Machine and truckin' on back to the days of pastel leisure suits, ABBA playing on the 8 track player, and young boys everywhere getting their first erection while watching Charlie's Angels. That's right...we're headed to the 1970's.
We are celebrating the good, the bad, and the ugly of the 70's as the disco ball of hilarity spins around. We'll have clips of 70's shows, good/bad music, reminisce about our own lives in the 70's, and talk about the simpler times when kids played outside, and Presidential cover-ups didn't involve stars.
All of that plus IWS Radio's very own Dancing Queen Jamie Mapleleaf, alcohol taste testing, witty banter, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: That 70's Show: Disco Ball Of Hilarity
Looking For Love in the Dark Corners of the Internet
Apr 30, 2018 02:07:00
It used to be hard to find THE ONE. You had to go out and meet people. Go to bars, or parties, or singles functions at church or community centers, or get set up by friends or put personals in alternative weekly newspapers. It was all so difficult and required a certain amount of social skills. Well, thanks to the internet that's a thing fo the past. But, how well do online personals sites work? It seems as though there are a dozen horror stories for every happy ending. Well, Matt-Man and Jayman are going to investigate this whole online dating phenomenom and get to the bottom of it! We'll discuss our own experiences with online personals and open up the phone lines so you can share your experiences with the world too.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to add a little charm and sophistication to the show. There will be good and bad music, booze and another award-winning Witty Banter segment as well as some expert NFL Draft analysis. All this plus YOUR CALLS!
Good Poetry Is Heartfelt, Bad Poetry Is Hilarious
Apr 16, 2018 02:05:00
It's National Poetry Month and IWS Radio is celebrating good poets and poetry, and hilariously mocking iambic hacks who claim to write, "deep and avant-garde free verse." The laughs and rhymes will abound with witty banter, good/bad music, poetry readings, alcohol taste testing, and of course, light-hearted talk of Donald Trump and Peegate.
In addition to those rhyming rib-ticklers Jay and Matt, we'll have Bionic Bill, Tiny Head, Guy, Bobby, Dixie Ozark, Jamie Mapleleaf, and we'll have a poetic shout out to IWS Radio's favorite Cable News Morning Show host...MSNBC's, Stephanie Ruhle!!
All of that, plus your calls at 661.244.9852, so...Hop aboard the IWS Party Quatrain and join us LIVE as IWS Radio presents: Good Poetry Is Heartfelt, Bad Poetry Is Hilarious
Grip It, Rip It, and Name It Baby!
Apr 9, 2018 02:03:00
The colors of the lights in the IWS studio are lit up in all their luminous glory. The phone lines are open and clear of feedback and static. And, the laughs are rolling through the internet like a beautiful babbling brook inviting our vast and diverse worldwide audio to slow down, relax and join all the fun and games of IWS Radio. Hello again friends. Join Matt-Man and Jayman for a tradition unlike any other. It's our celebration of The Master's and the game of golf. We'll also celebrate National Name Yourself Day, which Matt and Jay will expand into nicknames and who knows what else.
Joining us for the broadcast will be our expert Canadian commentator Jamie Mapleleaf along with the IWS Players. As always, there will be good and bad music, booze taste tests and your calls. In addition to that we'll be joined by Tiny Head in the Bagwine Bathroom who will share special observations of this great American tradition. The phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852.
Easter Fool's Day 2018: May The Farce Be With You
Apr 2, 2018 02:07:00
IWS Radio is giddy because not only do we love Easter, the resurrection of Jesus is even more iconic when it falls on April Fool's Day, and we are going to hilariously celebrate the hell out of that juxtaposition!!
Christ will be exiting the cave in the form of witty banter, alcohol taste testing, jokes that will send Jay and Matt straight to hell, bad and good music, and special guests such as Rev. Moneymaker, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Paul Piatt, and Bionic Bill.
All of that, plus the HOT Canadian sinner Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents...Easter Fool's Day 2018: May The Farce Be With You
Palm Funday with Porn Stars, Housewives and Jesus
Mar 26, 2018 02:07:00
Happy Palm Sunday kids! We celebrate Jesus being a bad-ass riding a donkey through the gates of Jerusalem saying "come at me bro!" Of course there's a lot of other crazy stuff happening. We've got Trump Stars Gone Wild taking lie detector tests, doing interviews and generally causing problems for our poor, misunderstood, always under attack Commander in Chief. There have also been lots of upsets in March Madness including a devastating loss by Kentucky that has the whole staff at IWS Radio sooooo upset.
We'll also have a very special interview by our own Mick Dorris with your statistically typical middle-America housewife Stepford Schmoop. As always our Canadian Bueau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players bringing the funny. We'll have good and bad music and do our best to keep things from going too far off the rails during and after our Booze Taste Test segment. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
Spring Break 2018: Pompano Beach Pandemonium
Mar 19, 2018 02:03:00
The IWS Radio team is ready to shake off the winter blues and get their Spring Break party on. We're broadcasting LIVE from the Backflip Beach Bar at the Plunge Beach Hotel in the Pompano Beach area, and we will be full of drunken, sexy, sun-soaked hilarity.
We'll be talking Spring Break shenanigans, the move of our IWS African bureau from Burkina Faso to Ghana, broken March Madness brackets, and of course witty banter, good/bad music, booze testing, Toilet Talk with Tiny Head, as well our weekly mocking of Donald Trump.
All of that plus, a special guest named Marianne, the uber-lovely and edible Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Spring Break 2018: Pompano Beach Pandemonium
Slipping Slowly into Madness
Mar 12, 2018 02:10:00
March has arrived and it's pure madness out there folks! We've got time changes to deal with. Trade wars have been launched. A Donald Trump - Kim Jong Un meeting of the minds. St. Patrick's Day celebrations are about to happen BIGLY! And, on top of all that, it's time for the NCAA Tournament AKA: March Madness! Oh, and apparently there are some tool worshipers out there. How can people keep it all straight? Well, that's where Matt-Man and Jayman come in. We're gonna try to help you navigate your way through all the crazy goings ons without losing your mind. Well, we'll do our best.
Luckily we won't have to do it alone. Our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to provide a little comic relief. There will be witty banter, good and bad music and of course, BOOZE! And, most importantly there will be YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
Birthdays, Oscars, And Corn Dogs
Mar 5, 2018 02:07:00
March is here and IWS Radio is coming in laughing like a lion. Jay, Matt, and the IWS team are going to open up March by celebrating Jayman's 50th Birthday and his obligatory downward spin in life that comes with turning a half-a-decade old. We will be talking the Academy Awards as we make fun of Hollywood and make our ill-informed Oscar picks, but that's not all!!
It's National Corn Dog Day which we'll celebrate in hilarious fashion and we'll discuss how Jay and Matt have been recently and hurtfully corrected on Facebook in a new segment called, 'Well Actually..."
All of that, plus witty banter, good/bad music, alcohol taste testing, the luscious, lickable, and freshly coiffed Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Birthdays, Oscars, And Corn Dogs!!
The Forty-Five Greatest Men in American History
Feb 19, 2018 02:05:00
American has produced some of the greatest men the world has ever known. Men who have inspired others to greatness and quite simply saved the world from fascism, authoritarianism and communism. But, only forty-five men have been able to rise above all others to become President of the United States. These are the best of the best and the worst of the worst. IWS Radio is here to celebrate these great, yet flawed men. Matt-Man and Jayman will talk about their favorite presidents and which ones they think are underrated and overrated and some little known facts about some of them.
As always there will be witty banter, good and bad music and the always hilarious The Good, The Bad, The Sudzy Booze Taste Test. Joining Matt and Jay will be our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players. Plus there will be a special Toilet Talk with Tinyhead! It's gonna be an action-packed two hours of history and hilarity! All this plus YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
Valentine's Day Retreat At Mar A Lago
Feb 12, 2018 02:05:00
Well...The Super Bowl parties have passed, and the horrid made-up "holiday" and sexist gift grab of Valentine's Day is upon us. Aside from the Winter Olympics, there is nothing shaking until St. Patrick's Day, so the IWS Radio staff has decided to go down to Donald Trump's Mar a Lago estate and have a winter retreat, and perhaps make plans for a military parade honoring Jay and Matt!!
Witty banter, and Good and Bad music will abound...Tiffany Trump will be pimping out her new business venture, we'll be taste testing alcohol drinks with greasy Russian oligarchs, praying for Jay's body, and Matt's new career as a dating consultant, AND of course, getting down and dirty with the uber-sexy Jamie Mapleleaf.
All of that, plus your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Valentine's Day Retreat At Mar A Lago!!
Explosive Memo Exposes Super Bowl Party Scandals
Feb 5, 2018 02:07:00
It's Super Bowl Sunday and that means Team IWS Radio is all in ready to party and root for their favorite team. Of course, none of the IWS Players are massholes, so we're all rooting for the Eagles. We'll have our Smart Car Keys to the Game. An in depth interview with Tom Brady, advice on Super Bowl gambling from Mick Dorris, Super Bowl Party ideas and of course analysis from Slyder Balzcock. PLUS! Since President Trump is snubbing NBC, the traditional Super Bowl presidential inverwiew will be conducted by Sean Hannity for IWS Radio! We've got all the big exclusives here at IWS, y'all!
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players providing comedy and insights to all walks of life. Or something. There will be good and bad Boston and Philly music, a booze taste test and a discussion about what crummy places Boston, Philladelphia and Minneapolis are. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
The Secret Society Is Laughing At You
Jan 29, 2018 02:07:00
Members of the FBI are having secret meetings. Free Masons are secrety building an invisible border wall, and the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is ominously unravelling across the fabric of our nation. Secret Societies are everywhere these days, so...
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as we hilariously expose them, and provide over the top mockery of all of the conspiracy theorists out there who are full of OUTRAGE, PANIC, and DOOM.
We'll have plenty of witty banter, good/bad music, top notch sketch comedy, alcohol taste testing, Toilet Talk with Tiny Head, the lovely Jamie Mapleleaf, and you phone calls at 661.244.9852 as well!!
So save yourself, and laugh along with us, as IWS Radio presents: The Secret Society Is Laughing At You
January is Full of Sadness, Sickness and Shutdowns
Jan 24, 2018 02:05:00
Are you suffering from the Winter Blues? Feeling a little blah? January is the most boring and saddest month of the year. People are having emotional let-downs after the holidays and suffering through the long, gloomy, snowy nights. Plus the Flu is ravaging the country keeping people home and shutting down schools. On top of all that we're staring yet another government shutdown in the face. On top of that the Patriots are up to their old tricks. Is Tom Brady REALLY injured? We'll discuss this silliness. Things look pretty gloomy y'all! Good thing Matt-Man and Jayman are here to lift your spirits and turn that frown upside down! We'll put a smile on your face and help you through the bad times and fill your hearts with love. Or something.
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to keep the party going. We'll have some witty banter, good and bad songs and do a booze taste test plus who knows what other shenanigans we'll get into. All this and, as always, YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!
2018...Crazy, Insane, And Lit AF
Jan 15, 2018 02:05:00
It's 2018, and while just a few days in, this year is already crazy, insane, and lit AF!! The leader of the free world, one Donald Trump, is calling some countries sh*tholes...Jayman is growing a beard, Matt Man is somehow still employed, and Jamie Mapleleaf is singing during show prep and reciting poetry.
What the hell is going on!!? Well, we are going to break it all down and light it up for you this week with witty banter, good/bad music, an Eye on America report, an alcohol taste review, and all sponsored by an American owned gun retailer who happens to be a Muslim, and mucho more-o.
All of that, plus your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: 2018...Crazy, Insane, And Lit AF
Time for Matt and Jay to Grow Up
Jan 8, 2018 02:05:00
Have you ever listened to IWS Radio and said "Jeez, these guys need to grow up!" or "are the hosts a couple of 12 year olds?" or something along those lines? Well, you're not alone. The most common thing Matt-Man and Jayman hear from people is that we're sooooooo immature. So, since Matt and Jay are still in the "new year, new me" mode, we decided to do a grown up show to prove that we can be adults when we have to be. When it's over we think everyone will agree that we should go back to being the dirty-minded goofballs that carried IWS Radio to the top of the Comedy ratings on BTR and allowed us to cultivate a vast and diverse worldwide audience! If nothing else, tune in to see how long we can make it before one of us says something childish or perverted.
As always our very grown up and charming Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to try to keep us in line. She'll be joined by the IWS Players bringing the very grown up, decent and respectful funny. And, of course the phone lines will be open for anyone who would like to call in and tempt us and see if they can break us and make us say something immature. We don't think you can do it. Anyway, call us up at 661.244.9852!
Laughin' In The New Year With IWS Radio
Jan 1, 2018 02:05:00
Grab your noisemaker and pop open your champagne because IWS Radio is throwing a yuuuuuuuge New Year's Eve party complete with hilarious banter, and a level of ribald raucousness unseen since the days when James Buchanan was rockin' it in the closets at the White House. It's true!!
Jay, Matt, Jamie Mapleleaf, and the IWS gang will be wearing nothing but their party hats and keeping their regrets and next day remorse in check for a full two hours of fun and frivolity. The fun will include, a Celebrity Sexual Harasser 2018 Pool, good/bad music, alcohol taste tests, ball dropping, resolution making, and a few special guests as well.
All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents: Laughin' In The New Year With IWS Radio
O Come All Ye Faithful to an IWS Christmas Extravaganza
Dec 25, 2017 02:05:00
It's Christmas Eve and Matt and Jay are inviting everyone to gather around our big, sexy yule logs and celebrate the birth of the Baby Jesus. We'll be sharing some of our thoughts on Christmas as well as our favorite holiday memories, music, movies and more! There will of course be lots of witty banter along with some touching and poingnant discussions about this most magical time of year. Oh and there will be lots of hilarity too.
Of course our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to keep us in line. She'll be joined by the IWS Players ready to enterain the masses and provide Matt and Jay with much needed bathroom breaks. And hopefully YOUR CALLS! Call us up and share your favorite Christmas memories and stories with us and sent out holiday greetings to members of our vast and diverse worldwide audience. Christmas is more fun with friends so let's light up those phone lines @ 661.244.9852!
IWS Office Christmas Party 2017: Did That Really Just Happen?
Dec 18, 2017 02:07:00
It's that time of the holiday season when drunken office Christmas parties deck the halls and ring the bells of awkward sexual co-worker hook-ups, pink slips, and raucous Jack Daniels induced laughter. IWS Radio is no exception. So join us as Jay, Matt, Jamie, and the entire staff as we lay the yule log to office Christmas party frivolity.
The drinks will be flowing, the good/bad music a'glowing, and the unintentional boob shots will be showing. All of that plus witty banter, seasonal bitching, Mario Batali, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: IWS Office Christmas Party 2017: Did That Really Just Happen?
IWS Radio: Making Christmas Great Again
Dec 11, 2017 02:06:00
The War on Christmas continues to rage and once again Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to hop on our noble steeds and ride into battle. As always, we have no idea which side we are on though. Actually, we're on both sides and neither side. All we really want to do here at IWS Radio is Make Christmas Great Again! Is that so wrong? We hope not because that's exactly what we are going to do.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to try and keep things from going off the rails. She will bring along her hard-working radio elves known as the IWS Players as they bring the funny. We'll check to see who got busted this week in the Great Harassment Scandals of Aught Seventeen. Plus there will be good and bad music and a booze taste test and goodness knows what else might happen. All this plus YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! So mount up and LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Enjoy a Traditional Thanksgiving Holiday with IWS Radio
Nov 20, 2017 02:07:00
Matt-Man and Jayman are YUUUUGE fans of Thanksgiving. They both love all the great traditions of the holiday and like to keep it that way. (More or less.) It doesn't matter if you prefer breasts or legs, IWS Radio has you covered. We're going to share our favorite Thanksgiving recipes and entertaining tips so that you can enjoy the holiday as much as we do. We'll talk about the best ways to prepare the turkey or if ham is an acceptable substitute. Also, we'll discuss our favorite side dishes and we'll get to the bottom of this whold "sweet potatoes vs. yams" controversy. Oh, and don't forget the desserts because we certainly won't!
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here with us along with IWS Players to kick things up a notch. There will be witty banter, good and bad music and, as always, YOUR CALLS! Hit us up on the Thanksgiving Emergency Hotline @ 661.244.9852 and let us know what your Thanksgiving plans are and let us know if you need any good advice on food, entertaining or how to keep the family dinner from turning into a free-for-all when your racist uncle has too much to drink and won't shut up.
IWS Radio Is Getting Healthy For The Holidays
Nov 13, 2017 02:06:00
The holidays are fast approaching and it's time for all of us to get into shape so we can be fit and ready to offset the gluttony and debauchery that will transpire during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and yes..okay...Hanukkha if you're one of THOSE people. So, inspired by the lovely and HOT Bulgarian Babe...
The IWS Radio team is here to provide hilarious pre-Holiday health hacks that will turn you into a lean, mean holiday partying machine in just days. From diet and exercise, to your emotional well-being, Jay, Matt, and the Denise Austin of Canada, one Jamie Mapleleaf, have you covered.
All of that, plus exceptionally witty banter, good/bad motivational songs, low-cholesterol sarcasm and satire out the booty, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: IWS Radio Is Getting Healthy For The Holidays!!
Naked Kayaking in the Swimming Pool
Nov 6, 2017 02:06:00
Summer is officially over, but not before one more big blowout! Join Matt-Man and Jayman as we try to take everyone's mind off all the awful news of the day and bring a smile to people's faces. There's really no telling what we'll get into this week. Things might get just a little weird. So, set those clocks back an hour, grab your favorite beverage, put on something comfy (or nothing at all) and join us for all the fun and games. There will be food, music, dancing and lots and lots of laughing.
Don't forget that our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to kick things up a notch. And don't forget that the phone lines are always open for anyone who has to get something off his or her chest @ 661.244.952!
Halloween 2017: Boos, Boobs, And Booze
Oct 30, 2017 02:05:00
Yes guys, the frost is on the pumpkin and it's time for Dickie Dunkin'. Another Halloween has quickly crept up upon us eerily costumed in a veil of, "Where the HELL did the summer go?" But fear not, or do you? IWS will be celebrating Halloween in all of its maniacal, macabre, and hilarious glory.
From the cute kids dressed in superhero costumes trick-or-treating, to the drunken chicks wearing incredibly low-cut vomit-stained shirts with a stethoscope on, claiming that they are dressed as sexy nurses.
There will be candy talk, party talk, a presentation of All Souls by the IWS Players, wickedly witty banter, a seductive Jamie Mapleleaf appearance, and your phone calls, as IWS Radio presents: Boos, Boobs, And Booze!!
There's Nothing Sexier Than a Polymath
Oct 23, 2017 02:04:00
Matt and Jay have lots of varied interests. Stuff we have been interested in since childhoo and things they have recently become obsessed with. We enjoy reading and learning about new and different things and our interests are quite eclectic. People are always surprised by all of the little bits of trivia Matt and Jay know. Not that we're experts on stuff or anything really, but we do have at least a basic working knowledge of lots of different subjects. That's what we're gonna talk about this week. Well, until we get distracted and go off in a random direction and never make it back around to the show's topic. That's part of our charm.
Speaking of charm, the lovely and talented Jamie Mapleleaf will be there with week with another hilarious edition of "Eye on America." She'll bring the IWS Players along with her to help us entertain the masses. All this and of course YOUR CALLS as you call us up and tell us all about all the weird and wacky things you are an expert in. Set your alarms, wake the kids and alert the neighbors because it's time once again for IWS Radio!
Prime-Time Jay And The Legendary Matt
Oct 16, 2017 02:05:00
Jay and Matt have been turning out great comedy over the podcasting internets for over seven years, and it is damn well time that people stand up and appreciate their efforts for providing quality entertainment at a fair price over that span. So...Along with the staff of IWS Radio, Primetime Jay and Legendary Matt will be celebrating themselves!!
There will be kudos aplenty, good/bad music, scandalous behind-the-scenes stories, witty banter, and a shout to BEER!! All of that plus...A huge helping of the sexy Jamie Mapleleaf and your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS presents: Primetime Jay And The Legendary Matt!!
Celebrating Las Vegas: America's Greatest City
Oct 9, 2017 02:02:00
Nothing represents what's great about American more than Las Vegas. It's loud, obnoxious, crazy, out of control and absolutely beautiful. After the tragic events in Vegas this past week, Matt-Man and Jayman along with the entire staff here at IWS Radio want to remind everyone in our vast and diverse worldwide audience that Las Vegas is STILL the greatest city in America and everyone should go there. We'll talk about all the great entertainers, comedians and shows that helped put Vegas on the map. And of course we'll give everyone great gambling advice. Plus, we will also get into the things that made Las Vegas "Sin City."
Our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to add a little charm and sophistication to the show. We'll also discuss the week's happenings including Paper Towel-Gate, have good and bad music, taste test some crazy booze and of course take YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852. Be sure to join us for all the glitzy, glamorous and gaudy shenanigans and Viva Las Vegas!
The NFL Takes A Knee And Donald Trump Throws A Flag
Oct 2, 2017 02:05:00
The minor wackiness of NFL players taking a knee during the pre-game kickoff playing of the National Anthem has exploded into a full blow scandal ignited by Donald Trump's pre-occupation with it. Americans everywhere are feigning outrage over it and/or defending the actions of the players. The crisis has reached Sudden Death levels, so naturally...
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team will be making fun of the entire situation. They'll also be mocking Tom Price, Alabama's soon-to be, racist, homophobic U.S Senator Roy Moore, and they'll enjoy some Oktoberfest beer and boobs.
All of that plus, good/bad music, witty banter, a tribute to Germany, Toilet Talk with Schmoop, and of course the lovely Jamie Mapleleaf as IWS Radio presents: The NFL Takes A Knee And Donald Trump Throws A Flag.
Matt and Jay Agree to Disagree ... Maybe
Sep 18, 2017 02:06:00
Matt and Jay seem like a couple of easy going guys because they are. They don't let little things get to them or get into petty battles with others online or in "real life." Most importantly, they're professionals and never let their personal feelings get in the way of creating quality entertainment at a fair price here on IWS Radio. So, it might surprise you that they have some very serious disagreemtents on several very important issues. No matter how hard they try, sometiems they just can't hold it all in and they have to clear the air. That's exactly what is going to happen this week. Matt and Jay are going to try to hammer out their differences. They will do their best to keep things from becoming heated, but neither can make any promises either. Things could get pretty interesting y'all.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be there to fan the flames .. uh ... I mean, keeps things calm and cordial. In addition to Jamie the IWS Players will also be in the house hoping to bring a smile to your face and make your day a little bit brighter. And, as always we'll be taking your call @ 661.244.9852. Call in and take sides if you feel strongly about an issue or if you just want to shoot the breeze.
It's An NFL Kickoff Three-Way Irma-versary!!
Sep 11, 2017 02:04:00
There is a whole lotta everything going on right now...Hurricane Irma is about to attack Florida like an angry ex-wife. The NFL season has kicked off this week, and already Tom Brady has been scalped by the Chiefs. Donald Trump couldn't get any love from Paul Ryan nor Mitch McConnell, so he initiated a three-way with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi!!
And if that's not enough...we will be celebrating and/or eulogizing Matt and Schmoop's Two Year Wedding Anniversary. All of that, plus Jamie Mapleleaf, good/bad music, witty banter, a tribute to the Bahamas, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS presents: It's An NFL Kickoff Three-Way Irma-versary!!
IWS Radio Season Gr8 Premiere
Sep 4, 2017 02:04:00
We're ready to kick off Season Eight of IWS Radio and you better be too! Season eight is gonna be lit! It's gonna be Cray-Cray! It's gonna be ... uh .. on fleek? Anyway, Matt-Man and Jayman are all fired up to kick off another season of crazy fun and hilarity here on IWS Radio. It's hard to believe we're already in our eight season. It seems like just yesterday we were doing test shows trying to figure this whole thing out. Well, we're STILL trying to figure this out, but it has been a pretty wild and crazy ride to get here.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to add a little charm and sophistication to the proceedings. Aaaaaaaaand the IWS Players will be tagging along hoping to put a smile on your face and a song in your heart. We'll preview some of the YUUUUUUUUUUUGE changes that will be taking place in season eight (maybe) and discuss some other ideas we might come up with for new and intersting segments and guest and you know, radio stuff. And, of course, we'll be taking YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! Matt and Jay feel very strongly that season eight will the Year of the Caller, so let's get things off to a rockin' start!
Season Seven Retrospective: Always Close With Hitler
Aug 21, 2017 02:07:00
Believe it or not ladies and gentlemen, because we sure as hell don't, but IWS Radio is celebrating seven long years on Blog Talk Radio. I know...many people considered us dead after show number one back in 2010, but...We have showed them, and have annoyed and entertained folks for seven years. So...suck it you naysayers and idiots who call us, "fly-over hicks."
We have put together a LIVE and hilarious retrospectve of Season Seven hilarity and will be bringing the final solution to your comedy needs.
In addition to bad music, good drinks, and the likes of Jamie Mapleleaf, Donald Trump, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Bobby Kraft, Schmoop, and a cast of tens...er...half dozens, we will be celebrating this past season, and be taking your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Season Seven Retrospective: Always Close With Hitler.
Jesus Forgives So Why Can't You
Aug 7, 2017 02:05:00
After last week's heartwarming show the IWS Radio Love Train rolls into National Forgiveness Day. Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to forgive and (maybe) forget insults, slights and hurtful actions by people over the years. We're also hoping to get forgiveness from others who we MIGHT have wronged on some level (allegedly). You know, following that whole "To err is human, to forgive devine" stuff. Or something like that.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to lend a little charm and sophistication to the proceedings along with the IWS Players. So, if you feel your are in need of forgiveness, or need to forgive others, be sure to join us and be inspired to let go of the pain and bad memories in order to move forward with your life. You can even call in and tell us all about it at 661.244.9852!
Friends...The Good, The Sexy, And The Toxic
Jul 31, 2017 02:04:00
It's International Friendship Day, and Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team will be celebrating it in a funny and friendly manner. They'll be honoring their best friends, drooling over their sexy friends, and mocking and ridiculing the friends they wish they had never had. Jamie Mapleleaf will be there as well, and give us an update on her trying to find her first black friend ever.
All of that plus good/bad music... a memorial for our friend Corky the Cat who passed away this week...another riveting alcohol taste test...a tribute to the state of Maryland and her friendly city of Baltimore, and your friendly phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Friends...The Good, The Sexy, And The Toxic
Real Life Sucks so Let's Watch Cartoons
Jul 24, 2017 02:00:00
Remember when you were a kid and the only concerns you had were what cereal did mom buy and which Looney Tunes cartoons were going to shown on Saturday morning? Well, Matt-Man and Jayman remember those days fondly and are going to share their favorite cartoons with the internet this week. Heck, there's slight chance that Matt and Jay still watch cartoons. They'll talk about the one's they loved as a child and the one's they love today. Plus, "grown up cartoons" ... or are they considerd an "animated series?" What about animated movies? Are they cartoons? IWS Radio is going to get to the bottom of this controversy!
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to kick things up a notch! There will be good and bad music, a "salute?" to the great? state of Alabama, a booze test and God only knows what else might happen. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
Chaos And Cat Fights Beneath The Angry Sun
Jul 17, 2017 02:04:00
The sun has been angry of late, and as the temperatures rise, so do tempers and the level of stupidity in this great nation. Jayman found out this week that at times, he's not a smart man...Apparently Matt-Man has ruined another nice woman...Cat Fights are breaking out in Bagwine, and freak shows are boiling up all over the land in the form of county fairs.
Well IWS Radio is breaking it all down for you and cooling you off by hydrating you with some comedy gold, good/bad music, a report on the travelling IWS Radio coffee mug, an update on Jamie Mapleleaf's move, a tribute to Maine, and of course...some Trump Family Fun!!
All of that plus your calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents: Chaos and Cat Fights Beneath The Angry Sun
IWS Radio is Movin' and Groovin'
Jul 10, 2017 02:06:00
Summer is moving season. People get restless and move into new homes or apartments or new towns and states even. Matt-Man and Jayman have entirely too much expereince in this area, but are here to help folks with their big moves. Well, "help" in the sense of giving advice and sharing their moving stories. Not in the "do heavy lifting and ACTUALLY help move" sense. It's too hot for that.
In fact, our very own Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf is moving in the next week or so into a big, fancy house on a hill. We're all very excited and can't wait to hear all about her new digs. Not to be outdone, longtime friend of IWS, Angie will also be moving soon! We'll also discuss housewarming parites and what would make for a good gift for new homeowners. Then we might get into places we would be willing to move to and really, who knows what else.
As always the IWS Players will be here to bring the funny and of course, the most important part of the show .... YOUR CALLS! Give us a ring at 661.244.9852 and share your stories with us too!
Happy B-Day U.S.A. From Low IQ Matt And Psycho Jay
Jul 3, 2017 02:05:00
America turns 241 years old this year, and man...her beacon of freedom and democracy is really lacking in shine and luster, however...Jay, Matt, and the rest of the IWS team are going to polish it up and/or make it even dimmer than it already is. Nonetheless, we are going to be celebrating the hell out of the good and bad that is America.
We'll play good/bad AMERICAN music, throw some burgers on the grill, give a shout out to Connecticut, talk AMERICAN history whether real or imagined, and mock our 45th Twitterer-in-Chief, Donald "Tiny Hands" Trump. All of that plus, Jamie Mapleleaf and her silly Canada Day, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Happy B-Day U.S.A. From Low IQ Matt And Psycho Jay!!
Pride 2017: Matt and Jay are Gay for a Day
Jun 26, 2017 02:05:00
It's Pride Month again and that means it's time for IWS Radio let our rainbow-colored freak flags fly! Matt and Jay will be honoring their favorite and least favorite gay people and talk about which people they wish were gay. Plus, they'll scold celebrity frauds who claim to be bi just to get attention or promote their latest project. AAAAAANNNNNNDDD with any luck our good friend, the world famous (infamous?) Angie the Lesbian will joing us!
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here to entertain the masses. Bobby Kraft will be attending his first ever pride parade and will report back on his experiences and we'll celebrate America's first same-sex couple: North and South Dakota. All this and so much more FABULOUS fun including YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
Standing Atop The Mountain Of Middle Age
Jun 12, 2017 02:03:00
In the autumn of life an aging man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of a Corvette and hot, younger babes, and Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are no different. Jayman is nearing 50, Matt is in his fifties, and they are both struggling with the following question...Motorcycle or an Alfa Romeo sports car? And...Jamie Mapleleaf, the eldest of the trio is asking herself, "Should my new pool boy be local, or imported from Guatemala?"
These are serious questions that will be answered as the IWS Radio team plans out their road trip down the highway of middle age. In addition to these pressing questions, we'll have good/bad music, middle age hilarity, booze tasting, drunk Jamie talk, a back-handed tribute to Michigan, and your phone calls as IWS Radio presents: Standing Atop The Mountain Of Middle Age
Livin' it Up Lakeside at the Lodge
Jun 5, 2017 02:02:00
Summer has unoficially started and that means it's time to head up to Hodgepodge Lodge and get in a little rest and recreation. Matt-Man and Jayman will, as always, be your hosts as we spend some time taking in the great outdoors and possibly throwing a couple of parties on the beach. There will be fishing, boating, skiing, golfing, hiking and all kinds of other activities available to all our guests. Plus the buffets and bars will be open 24 hours!
Of course Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to add a little class and charisma to the proceedings along with the IWS Players and really, who knows who might be hanging out at the Lodge? One of the most popular activities here is to kick back on your own private deck and do a little people watching. And maybe some celebrity sighting! So, be sure to join us for all the fun and games and even join in by calling us up at 661.244.9852!
Camping, Cookouts, And Fallen Comrades
May 29, 2017 02:02:00
Memorial Day is here and IWS Radio is celebrating the unofficial kickoff to Summer. We will be talking cookouts, summer fun such as camping , and of course, talk about honoring the fallen as we somberly trim our hedges, reflectively drink beer, and watch respectful Memorial Day parades full of fez-wearing Shriners in tiny cars.
We will also be celebrating the great state of North Carolina, playing some good and bad Memorial Day music, provide cookout safety tips, and breeze naked with the lovely Miss Jamie MapleLeaf. All of that, plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS presents: Camping, Cookouts, and Fallen Comrades.
IWS Radio Is At A Tipping Point
May 22, 2017 02:04:00
Do you enjoy dining out? Are you a big tipper? Do you believe the adage "If someone is nice to you, but rude to the waiter they are not a nice person?" Well, IWS Radio is here to blow the lid off the table-waiting industrial complex this week. Matt-Man and Jayman will share fine and not-so-fine dining experiences and discuss important issues such as tipping and fair pay for the hard-working waiters and waitresses. We'll even have an EXPLOSIVE interview with the manager of a Sonic Drive In who pulls no punches when it comes to to the big issues facing the restaurant industry.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring a little class and sophistication to the proceedings. And of course there will be some good and bad music, a booze taste test and a special celebration of the People's Republic of Illinois. All this and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!
Good Moms, Bad Moms, and YOUR MOM!!
May 15, 2017 02:03:00
It's Mother's Day and no one loves mothers with more over-the-top lust than Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team. We are going to celebrate the hell out of good moms, bad moms, hot moms, and YOUR mom. And dig it...You don't want to miss Drew Peacock and Guy Ahnyurdyck celebrating Mother's Day by taking a trip to IWS Radio's Wild Queendom™.
Along with that, there will be a debate on who gets to be considered a mom, good and bad music, a salute to New Mexico, mocking of the Trump, alcohol tasting, Toilet Talk with Tiny Head, Overheard at Wal*Mart, and of course, the lithe and lovely Jamie MapleLeaf.
So...Join us LIVE and call-in as well as IWS Radio presents: Good Moms, Bad Moms, and YOUR MOM.
Quality Entertainment at a Fair Price
May 1, 2017 01:56:00
IWS Radio is committed to delivering quality entertainment at a fair price to the masses. And boy-howdy do we do it! Usually. Well, most weeks. Anyway, our vast and diverse worldwide audience expects a lot from us and we work hard to never let them down. We've got the NFL Draft happening this week with all of hilarity and silliness that comes along with that. Plus, Sunday is National Honest Day so Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to get all kinds of honest with our listeners through a few unpopular opionions and making a couple of embarrassing admissions about certain music we love even though we know we will be ridiculed for it.
Our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mappleleaf will be along with another exciting episode of "Eye on America" where she will will have an exclusive interview with New England Patriots heach coach Bill Belichick!!! Plus Bobby Kraft has been struggling emotionally lately so he'll be on Nurse Sherri's Uncomfy Couch and, as always, the IWS Players will be here to bring the funny! All this and so much more including YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!!!
Along The Sullied Boulevard Of Words Made Magical
Apr 24, 2017 02:03:00
April is National Poetry Month, and as listeners of the IWS Radio Show know..., Matt, Jay, and the entire IWS team are wordsmiths, and enjoy painting the canvas of life with the spoken word. So...
Join us as we celebrate poetry, prose, and people who put pen to paper, and lay their feelings out there for all to read while being chastised because people either don't understand their poems, or perhaps, their poems do in fact, suck.
We will celebrate the good and the bad of poetry, and make life's pentameters, iambic. All of that, plus Jamie MapleLeaf, awful music, a shout to Idaho, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Along The Sullied Boulevard Of Words Made Magical.
The Funniest Story Ever Told
Apr 17, 2017 02:04:00
Is there a more hilarious, fun-filled holiday than Easter? Matt-Man and Jayman don't think so. Not only is this the holiest day of the year in Christendom, it's the the most hilarious too! So let's all get together and revel in the wit and wisdom of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. As you know, Jesus is our friend and he wants to be your friend too!
As always our Cadadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to keep folks laughing and smiling through the horrible oredeal of the Crucifixion. Unless Jamie has run off to Pyongyang or something. Anyway, join the whole gang here at IWS Radio to celebrate Easter Sunday the way it was meant to be celebrated: Hilariously. All this and YOUR CALLSS TOO at 661.244.9852!
Getting Clean And Sober With Jesus Christ
Apr 10, 2017 02:03:00
Last week the IWS Radio team did some LIVE on-air day drinking, and well, while it was fun for awhile, it led to nothing but heartache. Jayman fell asleep in the bathtub with the water running; Matt-Man took the trash to the curb naked screaming "Why Me!!?", and Jamie Mapleleaf made seventeen obscene phone calls to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau prior to being arrested. So...
This week, with the help of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, we are going to get clean and sober. We'll talk about things we did back in the days when we USED to drink...Play some wholesomely good and bad music, celebrate the State of Utah, and wish Christ a Happy Passover.
All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Getting Clean And Sober With Jesus Christ.
Day Drinking With Matt and Jay
Apr 3, 2017 02:03:00
There was a time when day drinking, even at work, was sociall acceptable. Well, it's always been that way for Matt-Man and Jayman. So, let's celebrate the fun and excitment of being functional alcoholics! Matt and Jay will being doing a little imbibing while taking a few trips down memory lane. We'll share some of our wildest stories from back in the day and quite possibly make some new memories during what we are affectionately referring to as "The Drunk Show." Awww yeahhhh baby! It's on!
As always the calming influence of our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be felt, and of course she will bring the IWS Players with her. So, pour yourself a cocktail or a glass of wine or open up a cold one and join the party! Heck, you could even call us up and share a story or two from YOUR wild and crazy days. We'd love to hear them! The Drunk Lines are always open @ 661.244.9852. CHEERS!
Comedy Writing...Art Or Farce?
Mar 27, 2017 02:01:00
We here at IWS Radio were OUTRAGED this week when it was implied to us that comedy writing is NOT "serious", "artful" writing. Well, join Jay and Matt as they hilariously explain why people of that ilk are WRONG, and must resign...IMMEDIATELY!!
In addition to that, we will be breaking down the NCAA, laughing at the debacle that is Donald Trump and the GOP, hearing hurtful Birthday wishes for Schmoop, playing some good/bad music, and celebrating Make Your Own Holiday Day!!
All of that, plus Jamie MapleLeaf, alcohol taste testing, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Comedy Writing...Art Or Farce?
Hot Takes! Get Your Hot Takes Right Here!
Mar 20, 2017 02:05:00
We've got your Hot Takes right here baby! Awww Yeahhhh! Matt-Man and Jayman have hot takes galore! We've got some stongly held beliefs on a number of different topics ranging from sports to music to pop culture to politics to YOUR MOM and everything in between. There probably isn't an subject that Matt and Jay can't come up with a Hot Take on. Go ahead, try us! We'll burn it all down! Or something. It's definitely gonna be lit!
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to add a little charm and class to the proceedings, as will the IWS Players! We've got lots of fodder for the Hot Take Cannon with the NCAA Tournament, the AHCA, El Trumpo and so much more. Plus, we'll be taking YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! So, gather 'round the computer or mobile device kids and let's light this candle!
Hodgepodge Hijinx and Irish Outrage
Mar 13, 2017 02:04:00
There's not much going on during this last full week of winter so we decided to have Paco fuel up the perversion van and drive the entire IWS Radio gang up to Hodgepodge Lodge for some waning winter hijinx.
We'll party down, and chat it up about Donald Trump, preview the NCAA Men's Basketball tournament, play some good and bad music, talk to Schmoop in the bathroom, and with St. Patrick's Day approaching, we will voice our OUTRAGE over continuing bigotry directed at people of Irish descent because Green Lives Matter!!. All of that, plus your calls at 661.244.9852.
So climb aboard the IWS perversion van and join Jay, Matt, Jamie MapleLeaf, and the entire IWS Radio gang at the lodge as we present: Hodgepodge Hijinx and Irish Outrage
An IWS Fake News Gaslighting Extravaganza
Mar 6, 2017 02:04:00
Fake News is all the rage these days and Matt-Man and Jayman are all over it! IWS Radio is joing in on the fake fun with a fake show full of fakery! We'll have fake stories, fake jokes, fake music and just be total fakes for two hours. Matt and Jay will share fake stories from their past and all their fake hopes and dreams for the future.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players. Jamie will have a fake Canada report that exposes all of Canada's fake greatness! Oh my! Plus, we'll preview some future fake IWS features and segments. This is going to be a most exciting fake time ever in the history of internet radio and podcasts. Only the laughs will be real! All brought to you by the NUMBER ONE comedy show on Blog Talk Radio or anywhere elese in the entire world! All this and so much more including your fake calls at 661.244.9852!!!
Static Memories Along Radio Road
Feb 27, 2017 02:02:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as they pop a 9-volt battery into their transistor radio and celebrate the days when radio was local and the personalities were actual people with flaws, humor, and static when a storm moved in.
Tales of local legends such as Upton Horn and Dave Bailey will abound along with tributes to radio broadcast icons such as Jack Buck, Marty Brennaman, and Hardy "Knuckles' Balzcock.
So modulate your amplitude and join us for a trip down memory lane when radio was live with slip-ups, bad announcers, and Saturday Night dedication call-in shows. All of that plus a general mocking of today's headlines, some Oscar talk, bad/good music, Jamie MapleLeaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio tunes the dial to your mom and presents: Static Memories Along Radio Road.
IWS Radio Will Make You Feel Our Love
Feb 20, 2017 02:02:00
It's time for IWS Radio's annual love fest. That's right kids, it's our Valentine's Day extravaganza and Matt-Man and Jayman are so full of love for everyone and ready to spread it around. We've got all kinds of Valentine's Day gift advice and ideas for how you can express your love and even relationship advice. We're all over this V-Day stuff y'all!
As always Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here to entertain and educate the masses. We'll have another episode of "Eye on America" with special guest Dr. Phil! Also, some loving thoughts from Drew Peacock and a new member of the team might pop up to regale us with Valentine's Day shopping stories. We love shopping here at IWS Radio! All this and so much more and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!
Super Bowl LI: Jesus Wins The Game With A Hail Mary Pass
Feb 6, 2017 02:05:00
After a two week hiatus partially due to a near death experience involving Matt-Man, IWS Radio is back and ready to kickoff the Super Bowl LI pre-game festivities with witty pigskin banter, sexy football party food talk, and a public shaming and mocking of New England Patriots fans.
Matt will break down his near death experience, Jayman will feign excitement/sympathy, and good and bad music will get you fired up for SB LI. In addition, we'll hear from Mick Dorris with his prediction, a couple of new sponsors, a bit of Trump hilarity, Jamie MapleLeaf and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents...Super Bowl LI: Jesus Wins The Game With A Hail Mary Pass...
Bathing in Donald Trump's Golden Shower of Freedom
Jan 16, 2017 02:05:00
Donald Trump is about to be inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. Let that sink in for a minute. What does this mean for America and the world? Well, Matt-Man and Jayma are here to provide all the analysis you'll need. What are the chances of impeachment? Will we all be speaking Russian in four years? Will Trump renovate the executive shower so it will be solid gold? This could get really weird.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to add a little charm and charisma to the proceedings. There will be a new episode of "Eye on America" and we might even get a visit from a friend of the show we haven't heard from in a long time. Much like the Trump Presidency this show has the potential to be the greatest, most beautiful and amazing show ever! All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
Social Media: The Living Hell You Can't Live Without
Jan 9, 2017 02:04:00
Join Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio team as they talk Social Media and you. Sure, people complain all the time that platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and even the IWS Radio podcast are annoying, full of drama, hurtful and what not, but...nearly all of us use them.
We are going to explore the issues people have with these things, provide examples of poor social media etiquette, hilariously mock the social media world, and blow the frigid winds of January right off of your body.
All of that plus. good/bad music, another installment of The Good, The Bad, and The Sudsy, the sexiness of Jamie MapleLeaf and your phone calls at 661.244.9852!!
2016 Sucked and 2017 Will Be VERY Unfortunate
Jan 2, 2017 02:05:00
Well, 2016 is finally over. What a horrible year it was too. A never-ending presidential election and a steady stream of shocking and devastating celebrity deaths made it feel like the worst year ever. 2017 couldn't possibly be worse, right? RIGHT? Well, we'll see about that. Matt-Man and Jayman are here to ring in the new year with some great resolutions that might be broken before the show is even over. We'll take a look back at 2016 and then look forward to 2017.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf wil be here along with the IWS Players. There will also be a steady stream of IWS friends here to wish Matt and Jay a "Happy New Year" in their own special way. PLUS we'll unveil some new segments we have lined up for the new year including the innagural booze taste testing segment titled "The Good, the Bad and the Sudsy!" You KNOW you don't want to miss that! All this and more AND don't forget .... YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
IWS Office Christmas Party: Gettin' Sloppier On The Copier
Dec 19, 2016 02:04:00
Joyeaux Noel, Froliche Weinachten, and Merry Christmas to all. It's time yet again for the fun and frivolity of the Annual IWS Radio Office Christmas Party. That's right!!
The staff of IWS Radio is ready to celebrate the birth of the Holy Baby Jeebus with merriment, sexual innuendo, hilarious and risque banter with one and other, and most importantly...celebrate the yuletide season with you!!
So join Jay, Matt, Jamie Mapleleaf, Bobby Kraft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Rev. Moneymaker, Slyder Balzcock, and whoever the hell else shows up, as IWS Radio opens up the bar, fires up the all-you-can-eat Totino's pizza buffet, and celebrate a year of hard work with staff and listeners alike.
Witty banter, bad and good Christmas music, dreams of a perfect Christmas, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 will abound, as IWS Radio presents: IWS Office Christmas Party: Gettin' Sloppier On The Copier
Let's Have a December to Remember
Dec 12, 2016 02:03:00
Old Man Winter has arrive and announced his presence with authority! The days are short and the temperatures are plumeting, but Matt-Man and Jayman are here to warm you up with their special brand of comedy. Oh and some cuddling by the fire too. It's that "in-between" time of December where we've already fought the War on Christmas, but the office Christmas party is still a week away. So what do we do? We eat, drink and be merry and we just wing it. There's no telling what might happen this week. There are presents to wrap and ship and plan to make and maybe even a little reflection on what total disaster 2016 has been. Who knows?
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to ad a little class and charisma to the proceedings. She'll bring along the IWS Players who are always here to entertaina and inform the masses. So, grab your Slanket, make a cup of hot chocolate (with a little somthin' extra in it) and snuggle with IWS Radio on a cold random afternoon of fun and frivolity. You can even call in @ 661.244.9852 to make your voice heard!
War On Christmas 2016: Christians Launch A Blitzenkrieg
Dec 5, 2016 02:03:00
It's that time of year folks...Satanic secularists are once again attacking the upcoming birthday of the Holy Baby Jeebus, throwing Santas out of cancer hospitals in South Carolina, and stealing Christmas wreaths from the doors in gated communities. However...
With President-Elect/Archangel Donald Trump at the helm of the reindeer sleigh, Christians have decided to go nuclear, and El Trumpo has his finger on the button. So join IWS Radio as we break down the tinsel fallout, tally up the gift bag body count, and mock the offended of both sides of this War on Christmas that doesn't really exist.
In addition to Jay and Matt's witty banter, seasonal sarcasm, and bad/good music, you'll be entertained by the likes of Bobby Kraft, Slyder Balzcock, and of course, a VERY sexy Jamie MapleLeaf.
All of that, plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents...War on Christmas 2016: Christians Launch A Blitzenkrieg!!
IWS Radio is Going HAM on Turkey Day
Nov 21, 2016 02:03:00
The holidays are upon us as it's almost Thanksgiving in America y'all, and Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to do some serious eating while enjoying quality family time. We'll provide a complete analysis of Thanksgiving including menu and entertaining ideas. Plus, we'll take a little trip down memory lane and discuss some of the Thanksgivings of our childhood that we remember so fondly. For many people Thanksgiving is their favorite day of the year and we know why because we all have so much to be thankful for.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jampleleaf will be there along with the IWS Players to entertain the masses. Also, Guy and Bobby will join "Eye on America" to discuss whether Thanksgiving is great or offensive. Of course there will also be good and bad music and all kinds of other hijinks to enjoy. So, joins uf for all the fun and even call in at 661.244.9852 and share your Thanksgiving memories with the world!
Be Kind And Turn Hate On Its Head
Nov 14, 2016 02:02:00
Just as Marx turned Hegel on his head, and Donald Trump's victory has turned much of America on her head, November 13th is World Kindness Day and Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are going to turn hate on its head. I know...that's a lot of head turning, but we are up to the task.
Join us as we, along with the likes of Bobby Kraft, Slyder Balzcock, Meditative Martin, Beer Mine Beth, and the late Tammy Tibbles spread hot, sexy, random acts of kindness across the world. And of course, no show about kindness would be complete without Canada's very own Jamie MapleLeaf. All of that plus some good and bad music, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Be Kind And Turn Hate On Its Head
The Decline and Fall of American Democracy
Nov 7, 2016 02:07:00
Is America doomed? Or can the republic survive no matter who is elected president? Remember when politics was fun and full of quirky and funny characters? Yeah well, those days are in the past and Matt-Man and Jayman are here to lament the fact that America's best days may in fact be behind her. Where did America go wrong? Who's to blame? Matt and Jay will break it all down while analyzing the presidential election. We'll talk about how much fun politics used to be and how depressing this election has been.
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to entertain the heck out of the masses. Nick Dorris will be back with his final-ish election forecast. Plus other members of the team will be along to provide their thoughts on how things are going too. We'll also take a look back and compare 2012 to 2016. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852. Call us up and tell us how YOU think about where America is heading!
My Favorite Halloween Candy Is YOUR MOM
Oct 31, 2016 02:04:00
It's that spooky time of year when cauldrons bubble with toils and troubles, and the un-dead roam the earth with hollow weenies. But fear not!! Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are here to put the funny into the evil that is Halloween.
Joshua has a sit down with Dracula...The IWS Players perform a ghoulishly good rendention of The Raven. Rev. Moneymaker will attempt to bring a little Jesus to the occultish event. Jamie MapleLeaf unleashes her gas. Jesse Ferg may have an opinion about Halloween, and Phil Diller has some real zingers that will make you die laughing.
All of that, plus your creepy phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: My Favorite Halloween Candy Is YOUR MOM
The Great American Talk Show Extravaganza
Oct 24, 2016 02:06:00
It's National TV Talk Show Day! So, since Matt-Man and Jayman host a talk show, we should celebrate, right? Oh sure, this is an internet radio talk show, but so what? We can expand the day to include ALL talk shows. We do what we want here at IWS Radio! So, we will talk about our favorite TV and radio talk shows that we have loved over the years. Plus, we'll talk about our favorite podcasts if we can think of any.
As always out Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring the funny. And of course we welcome YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852 where you can talk about anything that's on your mind in a safe place. So, have a seat on the couch and join us for our big Talk Show Extravaganza on IWS Radio!
A Big, Hot, Sexy Bowl Of Word Stew
Oct 17, 2016 02:03:00
Everything and nothing at all is happening right now, but one thing is certain...It's Dictionary Day in America, and IWS Radio is here to celebrate it with you!! Jay and Matt will discuss their favorite words, ickiest words, PC-Speak, and since Sweetest Day has come, will delve into the lexicon of love and bash the hell out of that stupid "holiday."
We'll also preview the impending love-fest of the final Presidential debate, play some good and awful music, hear about Jay's new neighbor, and mock Matt's October woes. All of that, plus Jamie MapleLeaf, Ferg bustin' knuckles in the chat room, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: A Big Sexy Bowl Of Word Stew.
Giving Thanks Canadian Style
Oct 10, 2016 02:05:00
It's Thanksgiving in Canada and the whole gang at IWS Radio is ready to party! Matt-Man and Jayman are going to celebrate everything that's great and not-so-great about Canada. Our favorite Canadian celebrities, athletes, musicians, politicians and more!! Heck, we'll even be talking to our very good friends in Guelph about what's going on in the coolest town in Canada!
We might also cover some American ugliness like the video of Donald "The Groper" Trump's disgusting behavior and break down the political ramifications of it. And there will be lots of witty banter about other silly topics.
Of course we'll also be joined by our Canadian Bureau Jamie Mapleleaf to add some authentic Canadian wit and charm. As will the IWS Players! So put on your toque, whip up a big plate of poutine and call up IWS Radio celebrate Thanksgiving Canada style at 661.244.9852, eh?
October Surprise 2016!!
Oct 3, 2016 02:03:00
HANG ON TO YOUR BRITCHES BOYS AND GIRLS!! October is here, and is already full of SHOCKING surprises, but FEAR not...IWS Radio is here to make you are aware of these UNSPEAKABLE developments, and more importantly, we're here to KEEP YOU SAFE!!
Join us as we alert you to the STUPEFYING comments that were overheard at WalMart!! RAGE against the ABOMINATIONS toward humanity that Whisperin' Willie and Mr. Vague mayhave uncovered!! Listen in SHOCK and AWE as Jay and Matt reveal the CONSPIRACY behind the annual fall foliage color change!!
And share a whimper with us as we EXPOSE the HEINOUS plots being cooked up by Clinton and Trump in their campaign cauldrons!!
All of that plus Jamie Mapleleaf, good and GHASTLY music, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: October Surprise 2016!!
Fast Times at Redneck High
Sep 26, 2016 02:03:00
Do you remember high school fondly? Or was it pure hell every day? Or do you remember high school as the days when you still had potential and actually thought you had a future? Matt-Man and Jayman had very different high school experiences, but they agree on one thing: People who can't let go of high school and keep trying to relive those "glory days" are kind of pathetic. It's been decades for some of them yet they still sit around and talk about how great high school was and even still gossip about other people from school. Let it go people! Let. It. Go!
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here to help Matt and Jay talk about their high school experiences including teachers and any fun stories they can remember from thirty years ago. They will also feature some good and bad music from those days and maybe their favorite movies and TV shows and stuff like that form so long ago. As always the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 for you to call in and tell us about your high school daze.
Oktoberfest 2016: Burgers, Brats, And Beer
Sep 19, 2016 02:03:00
Our peeps in Munich , Germany are kicking off their annual Oktoberfest...It's National Cheeseburger Day in America, AND the storied Beer Mine in Bagwine, Ohio is celebrating its 15th year in existence, so...
Celebrate with us...the drunkeness, and stoic and Prussian frivolity of all these colliding events as the IWS Radio players celebrate Oktoberfest, Cheeseburgers, and Beer!! What's not to like?
Hell, we'll even play good and bad German music, hear from our Canadian Nazi Madchen, Jamie Mapleleaf, and Stormtrooper Jesse Fergmeister, AND take your calls at 661.244.9852.
The German invasion of Poland has nothing on this show; this show is MUCH funnier, and well...We promise not to kill anyone in the Warsaw ghettos...unless they laugh themselves to death.
Happy Sad Anniversary Baby from IWS
Sep 12, 2016 02:03:00
9-11-2016 is the 15 year anniversary of the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil. This brings lots of sadness and bad memories to many people including Matt-Man and Jayman. On the other hand, this weekend marks Matt and Schmoop's one year anniversary! That makes Matt and Jay happy. Plus, it's the one year anniversary of the big "Live at the Fax" extravaganza. That makes Matt and Jay downright ecstatic!
So, join IWS Radio as we look back on the last fifteen years with sadness and the last year with happiness. Trust us, that last sentence will make more sense when you hear the show. Anyway, along with that there wil be an NFL season preview complete with Super Bowl pics. Plus, Jamie Mapleleaf will be along with the IWS Players including a few new members of the team! You know you don't want to miss that! And, as if that isn't enough awesome sauce right there, we will be taking YOUR CALLS @ 661.224.9852!!!
Season Seven Kickoff Of IWS Radio...Yeah, That's Right
Aug 29, 2016 02:05:00
Listen up IWS Radio fans, we just celebrated the end of Season Six and could lazily rest upon our recipe for success, but we are not going to do that. Jay, Matt, Jamie MapleLeaf, and the rest of the IWS Radio team have held introspective talks, and are dedicated to upping our game this year just for you.
Sure, we could lay back and let our past success drive us, but we are armed to the teeth to modify, improve, and generally bring you an even funnier show in Season Seven, so...
Join us, and let us know what you want to hear this season...how you want to hear it...and tell us how you want us dressed while doing the show. We will unload all of our big plans upon you as we play God awful music and take your calls at 661.244.9852!!
Season Six Finale Extravaganza
Aug 22, 2016 02:03:00
Can you guys believe IWS has been around for six seasons?? As the kids would say that's cray cray! Well, it's true. Matt-Man and Jayman have been bringing the funny for six full seasons. What a ride it's been too! Season six was full of highs and lows and WTF's? Let's take a little time to look back on all the hilarity shall we? Oh sure, we'll break down all the big news of the week too. We can do that AND look back at season six too. We're very talented like that.
As always, our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to bring some much needed charm and decency to the show. There might also be some famous folks call in to congratulate Matt and Jay on six amazing seasons! Won't that be fun! And, let's not forget YOU! Heck yeah! The phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 for anyone to call in and talk to us about almost anything they want. So, let the party begin!!!
Rudderless Comedy With Bobby And Slyder
Aug 15, 2016 02:05:00
Jay and Matt have gone AWOL from the USS IWS RADIO, so...IWS Radio's Senior Domestic Correspondent Bobby Kraft, and IWS Sports Director Slyder Balzcock are filling their Captain's chairs and grabbing their microphones, because...The IWS Radio Show refuses to let the public go down with the ship.
Bobby and Slyder will keep the ship afloat as they discuss the Olympics, Donald Trump's meltdown, the upcoming football season, play some bad music, and get personal about their journeys that led to them working for IWS Radio.
All of that, plus Drew Peacock, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Jamie MapleLeaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Rudderless Comedy With Bobby And Slyder
The Lazy, Crazy Daze of Summer
Aug 8, 2016 02:02:00
Summer 2016 is off the hook. As the kids would say "It's Lit!" But, it's also boring. There's so much going on, but none of it feels like it matters all that much. Football season is coming soon, but the Hall of Fame Game is a real snoozer. The election is off to a fast start, but that only because Donald Trump is a freaking psychopath. The Olympics start this weekend, but the most intersting thing about RIO 2016 is how much of an unmitigated disaster it might be. So, Matt-Man and Jayman are here to break it all down for you and find the funny in the middle of the crazy.
As always we'll e joined by our lovely and talented Canadian Bureau Chief Jame Mapleleaf and the IWS Players. Sure, we'd all rather be lounging around in a hammock on a beach drinking fruity cocktails while snuggling with a Brazilian hottie, but that's just not possible. So, why not do the next best thing and listen to IWS Radio! Phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852!
Zingers, Puns, And Punchlines
Aug 1, 2016 02:03:00
Both the obnoxious Republican and Democratic political conventions have finally ended...Hillary Clinton is sleeping with Debbie Wasserman Schultz...Donald Trump is sleeping with Vladimir Putin, and...nasty acts of terrorism continue to pop up in the headlines every day, so...
It's a good time to sit back, relax, and briefly chase away the problems of the world by telling a few jokes. That's right. Join Jay and Matt as they tell some of their favorite jokes, and hear jokes from the IWS correspondents, IWS fans, and through your phone calls on the Punchline Hotline at 661.244.9852.
All of that plus bad music, witty banter, and HOT Canadian action with Jamie Mapleleaf as IWS Radio presents: Zingers, Puns, and Punchlines
Hillary at the DNC: Gettin' Silly in Philly
Jul 25, 2016 02:03:00
Well the Republican convention is finally over and before you can say "My God that was a real freak show" it's time for the Democrats to take center stage and disappiont everyone. Matt and Jay have a few thoughts about the RNC and are ready to preview the DNC as only we can. It promises to be a wild and crazy week of sleep-inducing speeches and political silliness.
As always the IWS Players led by Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to entertain and inform the masses. Former President Bill Clinton will also be here to address the internet radio world as will several of your all-time favorite people from the political world. This show is definitely gonna be more exciting than the political conventions.
So, pull up a chair and crank up the volume and remember that the phone lines are always open at 661.244.9852. Call us up and let your voice be heard!!
Donald Trump And The GOP: Hot In Cleveland
Jul 18, 2016 02:04:00
The 2016 GOP Convention is just a day away and nobody breaks down and previews the turgid, hooker renting, LGBT hating, hilarity of it all like the cast and crew of IWS Radio.
In addition to the 2016 GOP Convention, Jay and Matt will be talking about Pokemon GO, radical high-pitched Canadians, and bikini season. All the while, celebrating the decaying state of Ohio and playing bad music.
So, join Jay, Matt, Jamie Mapleleaf and the entire IWS Radio gang as we kick off the 2016 GOP Convention with the wit and sarcasm that it deserves. And as always, call-in at 661.244.9852, because...
Callers' Lives Matter!!
Funny, Creepy, Sexy Mansplaining Show
Jul 11, 2016 02:03:00
IWS Radio makes its triumphant return from holiday all fired up and ready to go. This week Matt and Jay want to sit all you little ladies down and mansplain a few things to you. We'll do so in a way that all of you can understand. We know that women don't have same kind of analytical minds that men do, so we'll break things down using small, simple words. We're very helpful like that. Heck, we'll even explain what "mansplaining" is to you. There's NOTHING we won't mansplain!
Joining us LIVE for the entire show will be our friend Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf. She will be here to ask questions when Matt or Jay is talking about a subject that she thinks women need masplained to them. The IWS Players will also be along, as always, to entertain and inform the masses. So, gather 'round the computer and get comfortable ladies cause the mansplaining is about to beging and it's gonna be all kinds of weird. Just the way you like it! Also, if anyone needs mansplained to them or any guy feels the need to do a little mansplaining of his own to our vast and diverse worldwide audience then the phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852!
Matt And Jay Are Red, White, And Gay!!
Jun 27, 2016 02:04:00
As we enter the week leading up to our nation's 240th Birthday, and close out the end of Gay Pride Month 2016, IWS Radio finds it only fitting to celebrate both. Jay, Matt, and Jamie MapleLeaf have meticulously, and very neatly planned a show full of rainbow-colored fireworks of comedy, gay cookouts, bad gay and patriotic music, and...
A celebration of great gay people including Baron Von Stueben who turned our rag tag Revolutinary fighters into men, and we'll have a a special guest...IWS Radio's favorite lesbian Angie who has turned more heads of women than that Euro-Trash, poofy-haired fancy boy Liam Neeson ever will, will be LIVE with us.
So join us, have fun with us, and celebrate Gay Pride, America's Birthday, and call-in at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents: Matt and Jay Are Red, White, and Gay!!
Not Your Single Mothers Fathers Day Show
Jun 20, 2016 02:03:00
Well it's Father's Day again folks and you know what that means? Yup, things could get ugly here at IWS Radio. Matt and Jay are going to talk about the ups and downs of fatherhood and sonhood. They'll give new fathers advice on how not to screw it all up. They'll also celebreate the ladies who just happen to have daddy issues. Plus TV and Movie Dads and who knows what else!
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to entertain the folks. Also, feel free to call in and tell us all about that lazy, no-good jerk who just happened to be in the room the night you were concieved. Or brag about what a great father you have. Or even tell us all about your Sugar Daddy! The phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852!
Marriage And Politics: Betrayal And Bull Crap
Jun 13, 2016 02:06:00
And you thought June 12th was just another day? Boy were you wrong...June 12th is the kickoff to the June wedding season, the mano-a-mano battle between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, Matt and Schmoop's nine month anniversary, the celebration of Loving Day, Russia Day, Helsinki Day, and the re-emergence of Dick Morris!! And...
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are going to make fun of it all with witty banter, sharp wit, scathing satire, and incredibly bad music. We are going to make you laugh and entertain the hell out of you, so join Jay, Matt, Jamie MapleLeaf, all the while taking your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Marriage and Politics: Betrayal And Bull Crap
Two Guys With One Way Tickets to Palookaville
Jun 6, 2016 02:03:00
Welp, it's official. Matt-Man and Jayman are old. I know it's hard to believe that two guys as sexy and full of life as them could possibly get old, but somehow it happened. Matt and Jay are now confined to a life of waking up each morning wondering what weird mystery ailment they will be suffering from. Will it be hip pain? An ankle? Shoulder? Achy hands? A crick in their necks? Maybe just an upsetting feeling of ennui? Who knows?!
Anyway, Matt and Jay will be discussing how they suddenly became big strong OLD men and how they plan to deal with it. They will also take a nostalgic trip down memory lane and talk about when they were young and had promising futures and how great things like TV, radio, music and everything else was back in the day.
As always, Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to make you laugh, think, cry and get angry enough to kick a kitten. But, not a puppy. Never a puppy. All that and so much more including YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!!
Honoring The Fallen With Charcoal Briquets
May 30, 2016 02:02:00
The somber observance of Memorial Day is here and we all know what that means. That's Right!! Somber, drunken cookouts...Somber mattress and car sales, and of course...somber Memorial Day parades full of hundreds wacky of Shriners in tiny cars and on tiny motorbikes!!
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team will discuss all of this, and honor some of the IWS Radio staff and listeners who have fallen to the wayside. All of that plus awful patriotic music, a new witty banter sponsor, JamieMapleLeaf's potty mouth, and your calls at 661.244.9852, as...
IWS Radio presents: Honoring The Fallen With Charcoal Briquets
IWS Radio Is One Big Happy Family
May 23, 2016 02:03:00
IWS Radio strives to create a family atmosphere. Matt-Man, Jayman, Schmoop, Jamie and all the IWS Players and listeners and callers are all part of the family. Everyone is wlecome and everyone is loved here. As we work hard to maintain that family-friendly workplace we sometimes encourage employees to bring their family members to work. This week we're going a step further by having some of our correspondents siblings take their place!
It's going to be a rollcking good time as you learn a little more about these correspondents and their family members. How are they similar? How are they different? Which sibling is the most talented? Which are morons? All these questions and more will be answered on this week's IWS Radio!
Be sure to tune in AND have a family member join you to make the experience one to remember! You and your family members can eve all call in @ 661.244.9852 and have a big family fight right here on air if you want! How fun would that be?
Jay And Matt Are Peeved On And Pissed Off
May 16, 2016 02:04:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang as they let loose their inner demons and discuss their pet peeves. That's right, we all have them, so let's get together and discuss those things that annoy us to our very cores. Loose grocery carts, rude serial cell phone users, words such as "moist" that annoy us, and things, people, activities and lifestyles that drive us to drink!!
It may get ugly during the show, but we'll all feel better afterwards, so...Join Jay, Matt, Jamie MapleLeaf, along with your phone calls at 661.244.9852 and some really annoying music as IWS Radio presents: Peeved On And Pissed Off
Celebrating the Miracle of Motherhood
May 9, 2016 02:05:00
It's Mother's Day and that means IWS Radio is here to celebrate everything good, bad and ugly about being a mommy. Matt-Man and Jayman are lucky in that they have (or had) great moms, but others aren't so lucky. Some moms are awful! Some are just okay. And some moms are HAWT!
We'll break down what it takes to be a great mom and why so many fall short. Plus we'll check to see if being a "Mommy Blogger" is still a thing. Also, what about those stay-at-home moms? Is it REALLY as easy as it looks? Do they really just sit around all day eating Bon-Bons while watching Dr. Oz and Ellen? And let's not forget the Mommy Martyrs who can't do anything fun cause they have kids and can NEVER let those kids out of their sight or let someone else watch them for a while. Matt and Jay will break it all down for you.
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleaf and the IWS Players will be here to entertain everyone and comment on Mother's Day AND other big topics of the week. Like that pathetic slimeball loser Ted Cruz getting Schlonged by Donald Trump. And who knows what else we might come up with. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
May Day Mayhem At Hodgepodge Lodge
May 2, 2016 02:05:00
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang took last week off, as they held a staff meeting at Hodgepodge Lodge outside of Bemidji, MN. this week, and now they are ready to talk about the goings on as they wind it up, and broadcast LIVE from Hodgepodge Lodge before departing.
The Spring IWS Radio retreat is always full of sex, alcohol, rock and roll, and immaturity...and Jay, Matt, Jamie Maple Leaf, Guy, Bobby, Drew, Schmoop, and the rest of the gang will break it all down for you as they also talk pop culture, the death of Prince, politics, Curt Schilling and the LGBT'ers, and whatever, with a sarcastic and hilarious flair.
So, join us LIVE and call in at 661.244.9852, as we enjoy some May Day Mayhem At Hodgepodge Lodge.
Poetry and Spoken Word Extravaganza
Apr 18, 2016 02:05:00
April is National Poetry Month and once again Matt-Man and Jayman are here to celebrate it. We'll be bustin' some rhymes and sharing some of our favorite poems with the masses. It's all about the spoken word. Serious and not-so-serious poems about love, lust, laughter, life and more will be featured. As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the rest of the IWS Players to share their favorites as well. AAAAAAAAAAND the phone lines will be open for anyone who wants to call in recite their favortie poems too! It can be your own work or just some that you love. Share it wtih the world by calling 661.244.9852!!
What We Are Talking About Will SHOCK You!!
Apr 11, 2016 02:03:00
There is so much going on and nothing going on at the same time that IWS Radio covers everything and nothing at the same time, and what the fine folks at IWS Radio are talking about this week will SHOCK you.
Join Jay, Matt, Jamie Mapleleaf, and a cast of dozens as they talk about things so outrageous that you should listen in the basement of your home with all doors locked, and have Meals Ready To Eat close by, because there may be no escape after this episode, which will include as always...
Witty banter, hilarity out the buttocks, bad songs, and your calls at 661.244.9852. Listen up to this one, because this episode will ROCK YOUR WORLD and alter your thinking on everything you have ever believed in!!
Expert Advice on Podcasting and Partying
Apr 4, 2016 02:07:00
After more than five years of hosting one of the most successful and popular internet radio shows in history Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to tell everyone how they became so damn good at it. These ideas and tips could be worth hudreds of dollars in a book or DVD, but we're not in podcasting for the money. We're in it for the love. So we're gonna give away all our secrets both big and small in hopes that it will inspire others to become great at podcasting too.
While we're in a giving mood, Matt and Jay will also dispense advice on the only other thing they are experts on: Partying.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to enterain the heck outta you guys. Plus we'll be taking YOUR CALLS on the Podcasting Party Hot Line @ 661.244.9852!
Schmoop, Hoops, And Easter Bunny Poop
Mar 28, 2016 02:05:00
Join the hilarious and heavenly IWS Radio gang as they celebrate the resurrecton of Christ, the 50th birthday of the official and adorable deli Queen of the IWS Radio Show, Schmoop, and...talk some NCAA basketball smack...all the while, breaking down the latest comedic rants from the 2016 Presidential race.
Along with Jay and Matt, the birthday girl herself will be there along with Jamie Mapleleaf, the late Rob Ford, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Drew Peacock and who knows who else will make it to the Birthday/Back from the Dead Party?
All of that, plus really bad songs of the week and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Schmoop, Hoops, and Easter Bunny Poop.
This Palm Sunday Miracle Will Amaze You
Mar 21, 2016 02:04:00
It is both the first day of Spring and Palm Sunday! How amazing is that? On this day way back in history Jesus entered Jerusalem and what happened next will amaze you! And make you laugh. If you can't laugh on Palm Sunday when can you laugh? That's why Matt-Man and Jayman are here. They're gonna break down Palm Sunday and Spring and try to make sense of it all in their own special way.
What are the big fashion do's and don'ts for Spring? Matt and Jay have some great tips for ya. What's been happening in the NCAA tournament? Well, the good folks at IWS Radio are all over it! This is the place to get real expert analysis! And of c ourse Matt and Jay have all the latest on the primaries and will bring some great bad music as well as a review of St. Patrick's Day.
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to help entertain the masses. Let's all get together and turn Palm Sunday into Palm FUNDAY! All this and YOUR calls as the phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852!
Super Sexy Selection Sunday 'n' Steak And BJ Day!!
Mar 14, 2016 02:06:00
For much of the nation, Spring has sprung. The temps are above average, and Daylight Saving Time is here. In addition, March 14th is National Steak and BJ Day and who doesn't appreciate a rare steak and a well-done BJ? Communists and Evangelicals, that's who!! So...
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as they hilariously explore all of that, plus talk about NCAA Selection Sunday, and the state of dissarray that is the GOP Party. All of that plus, Bobby Kraft, Slyder Balzcock, Jamie Mapleleaf and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents...
Super Sexy Selection Sunday 'n' Steak BJ Day!!
How 'Bout Some IWS Radio and Chill Baby?
Mar 7, 2016 02:04:00
We are once again caught in one of those stretches where there is nothing really going on. Oh sure, it's National Frozen Food Day and Corn Dog Day and March is National Nutrition Month PLUS International Womens Day is coming up and the primary elections are going on, but there just isn't anything exciting happening. Do you think Matt-Man and Jayman are going to let that stop them? Hell no!
If the universe is only going to give us frozen foods, corn dogs, hot babes and politics then that's what we're gonna work with. We're professionals and we can make fun of anythign and anyone at anytime. Kind of. Anyway we'll make this work if it kills us.
So what to make of this wild and wacky primary season? Is Trump a raging racist? Is he going to destroy America? Is Hillary going to be indicted before or after the Democratic Convention? Is Ted Cruz Richard Nixon reincarnated? Or is he just a really smarmy scumbag? We'll break it all down while also talking about our favorite frozen foods (PIZZA!!) and corn dogs. Maybe we'll wash that food down with something cold and delicious too. Also, has Matt-Man's love affair with Wild Irish Rose come to an end? Damn, now it's looking like we won't have enough time to get it all in!
Be sure to join Matt-Man, Jayman, our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleaf and the IWS Players as we try to choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tides of internet radio and take YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
To Be Or Not To Be? THAT Is The Question
Feb 29, 2016 02:02:00
It's Premium renewal time for IWS Radio once again, and as always at this time of year, Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio staff debate about whether or not it makes any sense to pay Blog Talk Radio 400 dollars to keep on doing a weekly two hour show, or whether to continue bringing you quality entertainment at a fair price at all.
These questions and this struggle are real...So join the IWS Radio team as they ponder the pros and cons of continuing their future of podcasting, which either way, will have a plate techtonic effect on the world of biting satire and upon Blog Talk Radio itself. In addition to this major event...
Jay and Matt will mock the current state of the 2016 Presidential race, provide you with their typical witty banter, celebrate the Oscars and Public Sleeping Day, and bring you the worst songs ever recorded, as well as a raucous point/counter point debate between our Candian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the official IWS Deli Queen Schmoop as to whether IWS Radio remains for yet another year of hilarity.
So,..Join us LIVE and/or call in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio Radio presents: To Be Or Not To Be? THAT Is The Question.
The Internet Knows All Your Secrets
Feb 22, 2016 02:04:00
Do you ever get that funny feeling that somebody is watching you? Well somebody IS watching you? All your personal information, pictures, videos, private messages, emails and everything else has been accessed, viewed, read, saved and sold. Advertisers know all your intimate details. What books you're reading. What shows and movies you're watching. Who you're sending naked selfies to. All of it! And that's not even including the NSA and other governemnt agencies that want access to your info!
Privacy is a thing of the past. The only way to keep your life private is to stay off the internet. Online retailers work with social media sites to follow you around the seedy back alleys of the internet and learn all of your dirty little secrets. Then they use that information to try to sell you stuff. They bombard you with ads on sites like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and even right here on BTR.
There are also other people watchign you on the internet. Hackers are trying everything they can to get into your computers and mobile phones. Some are there just to look around and see who you are. They just want to look at your pictures and read your emails. Others are there for far more nafarious reasons. It's a constant battle to try to avoid falling victim to these people.
So, join Matt-Man, Jayman, our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players as we get to the bottom of this whole privacy on the internet thing. Is it time to go annonymous? Would it do any good? Should you ladies just go ahead and send us your nude pics and get it over with? We'll discuss this and more hilarious stuff this week on IWS Radio! All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!!
Roses, Restraining Orders, and Repentance
Feb 15, 2016 02:05:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang as they celebrate love and at the same time mock those who see Valentine's Day as an important day on which to validate and boost the fragile self-esteem of others with roses, candy, and ginormous teddy bears hooked on Ursine Growth Hormones (UGH). Also...
The IWS crew and the live-wired folks in the chat room will discuss the creepy side of "love" that is the art and science of stalking. Be it in every day life or through Social Media outlets, stalkers are everywhere, and Jay and Matt will discuss the do's and dont's of good/bad stalking techniques.
Also, the 2016 Lenten Season is upon us. Are you giving up anything or going to try to be a better person over the next 40 days? Will Jay and Matt? They, along with Jamie Mapleleaf, and you the callers who call-in at 661.244.9852 will discuss all of these things as IWS Radio presents: Roses, Restraining Orders, and Repentance.
Big Games, Birthdays and Blowouts
Feb 8, 2016 02:04:00
It's not just Super Bowl Sunday kids, it's a Super Birthday Sunday! That's right y'all, the NFL had the AUDACITY to schedule Super Bowl 50 on Matt-Man's birthday! How does Matt-Man react to this? Does he get mad? Does he throw a fit? Does he send Roger Goodell a Cease and Desist order? Hell no! He invites the NFL to combine the Big Game with his Big Day and throw a monster BLOWOUT PARTY!
So that's just what we're gonna do this week on IWS Radio. It's all about the Super Bowl and birthdays. BTW, it isn't just Matt celebrating a birthday this week. Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and friend of the IWS and host of Razzamataz Radio Robert THE Taylor both had birthdays this week too! You know what that means don't you? IT'S PARTY TIME!
So join Matt-Man, Jayman and the IWS Players as we throw the biggest party in the history of BlogTalkRadio! We'll talk about food and drinks and party games and entertaining tips and God only knows what else. We'll also preview Super Bowl 50. Come on folks! Let's all get together and eat, drink and be merry! As always the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852!
Compliments, Kudos, And Conference Championships
Jan 25, 2016 02:04:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang as they melt the frigid temps and heavy snow with a big dose of warm and heartfelt atta-boys heaped upon others and themselves as they discuss the art of the compliment.
Sure, compliments are generally a good thing, but sometimes, they can be backhanded, too sexual, and even receiving positive compliments can make some people quite uncomfortable. So, IWS Radio will step in and in typical hilarious nature break down the world of compliments.
Also, Bobby Kraft and Slyder Balzcock will be the go to pre-game AFC/NFC Championship guys, as they provide their insightful yet infantile analysis of what will be going down. All of that plus Jamie MapleLeaf, bad music, and your calls @661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Compliments, Kudos, And Conference Championships.
Deep Questions and Shallow Answers
Jan 18, 2016 02:05:00
Do you have a lot of questions about life? Does the universe counfound you? Are girls or boys confusing? Don't worry. Matt-Man and Jayman are here to answer all of your questions. Whether it's a deep question about the world or people or life or anything you're wondering about, we've got your answers. All your fears and concerns will be soothed by this week's episode of IWS Radio.
Maybe you have some burning personal questions about Matt or Jay? Something you've been dying to ask, but were afraid to. Well, here's your chance. Step up to the chat room, phone, private message or email and hit us with your best shot. We can take it. We will answer your question as honestly and fairly as we think it deserves ... er ... uh ... as we possibly can.
There will also be a very special Canada Report with our very own Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf ansering some VERY interesting questions from all over the world. Other members of the IWS Players will also be here to either ask or answers questions to the best of their very limited abilities too.
This is gonna be a very informative and action-packed show. You KNOW you don't wanna miss this one. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! Join the fun!
Cuddling And Snuggling With Jay And Matt
Jan 11, 2016 02:05:00
So finally, winter has arrived and the temps are taking a nosedive, but have no fear, because Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team will warm you up with some cuddles, snuggles, and off the chart comedy.
Join IWS Radio as we keep your warm, and explain the best ways to cuddle, snuggle, suggest which comfort foods to have, and let you know what the 2016 Presidential candidates are doing in order to keep warm, so you don't make the same mistakes.
All of that, plus really bad and creepy snuggle songs along with Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls @661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Cuddle And Snuggle With Jay And Matt
2016: The Decline of Civilization Picks Up Speed
Jan 4, 2016 02:05:00
Well, it's 2016 folks that means it's time to get started on the New You. The you that doesn't procrastinate, isn't a negative nelly and finally becomes one of those people who have gotten it all together. Yup, you're probably well on your way to that already. In fact, it's all going so much more smoothly than you ever dreamed it would. Or ..... Maybe not.
Matt-Man and Jayman probably have a few resolutions themselves. They might even share them with the internet this week. They have a few predictions about what will happen in 2016 and most of them aren't that great, but at least they're being realistic. It's also time for this year's edition of the Celebrity Death Pool. Which celebrities will bite the dust in 2016? Tune in to find out! Plus, Matt and Jay have a little bet riding on the Arkansas vs Dayton basketball game. You KNOW you want to hear how that turned out!
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to entertain and comfort you in this most hectic time of year. And of course the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852. Call the show and join in the conversation and tell the world how you expect 2016 to play out or just wish everyone a Happy New Year!
2015 Year In Review: News Makers And Noisemakers
Dec 28, 2015 02:04:00
The wrapping paper has been thrown away...The crappy presents have been returned, and the in-laws have finally left the building. It's time to review and reflect upon the roller coaster of a ride that has been the year of 2015.
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as they look back on 2015 with a jaded and hilarous eye and highlight the news makers and noisemakers that made us all laugh and cringe. From the world of politics, pop culture, sports, and the best of and worst of IWS Radio, Jay and Matt will bring you the highlights of 2015, celebrate the New Year, and tout the fact that IWS Radio has achieved the distinction of reaching 2,000,000 listens.
All of that, plus Jamie Mapleleaf, really bad music, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: 2015 Year In Review: News Makers And Noisemakers
If You Don't Love Jesus Go To Hell
Dec 21, 2015 02:04:00
It's time once again for the annual IWS World Media Entertainment Office Christmas Party! Matt-Man and Jayman are full of the Christmas spirit and it's finally time for them to consume some spirits and let their hair down with all our listeners, friends and IWS staff. The IWS Christmas party is always an epic affair. There will be great food, drinks, laughs, music and more!
No nattering nabobs of negativism allowed! Matt and Jay insist that the Christmas party be nothing but positive attitudes and laughter. Christmas is all about love and Matt and Jay love everyone. Almost everyone at least. So turn that frown upside down, make dessert or buy a bottle of your favorite beverage and hit up the hottest party on internet radio.
As always there will be Christmas greetings from our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players. There might be some Christmas greetings from random listeners and the We Love the Baby Jesus Phone Lines will be wide open @ 661.244.9852 so call in and get your Christmas groove on!
Jesus Christ Hates Your Christmas
Dec 14, 2015 02:03:00
Join Jay, Matt, and Jesus Christ himself, as the Son of God and the IWS Radio gang explain why Jesus hates your Christmas. There are plenty of things about the holiday season that tick off Jay and Matt, as well as The Lord himself. Things such as...
People who whine about the gifts they receive...People who throw a tantrum on Facebook after getting left off of a person's Christmas card list...The competitive siblings and relatives who feel the need to out do and outspend other family members all in the name of Christ.
Very disheartening, but as IWS Radio explores these vile aspects of Christmas, they will keep it light and hilarious as always, with bad Chrsitmas music, witty banter, a College Bowl game preview, a breezin' Miss Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852.
So join Jay, Matt, and Jesus, as IWS Radio presents: Jesus Christ Hates Your Christmas.
Naked Hanukkah Celebration with Amy Schumer and You
Dec 7, 2015 02:05:00
IWS Radio has many reasons to celebrate this week. It's Hanukkah! Jayman is making his triumphant return to the airwaves after hsi one week suspension! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Amy Schumer got nekkid this week! What more could anyone ask ask for?
Unfortunately Matt-Man suffer yet another setback and found himself on crutches for a couple of days this week. Matt and Jay will put thier vast medical knowledge to use and try to figure out what keeps causing this and if there is anything that can reasonably be done to prevent it. This also seems to be a time of uncertainty and upheaval down at the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Elmore and Burnett Rds in Bagwine, Ohio) that Matt-Man will update everyone on.
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to provide all kinds of irreverent and hilarious quality entertainment at a fair price. Plus, Matt and Jay will talk about Holiday Buzzkills. Those people who seem determined to ruined all the fun and joy of the Christmas Season. Also, Matt and Jay will preview the College Football playoff and which teams they think will make the final four and why.
All this and soooooooooo much more including YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! So be there or ELSE!
Thanksgiving Leftovers and Holiday Appetizers
Nov 30, 2015 02:03:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as they recap their Thanksgiving holiday, and break down all of the drunken and dysfunctional family drama that went down, as well as the crimes against humanity that transpired on Black Friday. And perhaps...
Matt-Man may be flying solo this week, because Jayman may not make it to the studio as an ice storm has leveled her icy grip upon the Emerald of the Midwest that is Omaha, NE which may force Jayman to be stranded for days that feel like weeks.
We will also provide you with bad music, a holiday message of hope and inspiration from Dead Tammy Tibbles, take your calls at 661.244.9852, and kick off the holiday season and War on Christmas with all of the comedic genius you demand, but thankfully do not expect.
So join us for some holiday fun and frivolity as IWS Radio presents: Thanksgiving Leftovers and Holiday Appetizers.
Holiday Season 2015: The Red Cup Menace
Nov 16, 2015 02:06:00
The Holidays are fast approaching and that means it's time for Matt and Jay to help folks deal with the pressures and stress of family and travel. We're gonna give you some tips on how to make your travel much easier and more enjoyable. Plus, we know that there really is such a thing as too much family time so we'll help you out with that too.
The Holidays also mean several other important things. The weather is turning colder and it won't be long before global warming is proven to be a hoax when it gets bitterly cold and snows in the northern parts of the U.S. We'll help you prepare for the White Death! Most importantly the Holidays mean the War on Christmas is raging once again. Starbucks fired the first salvo of 2015 with their offensive red cups. Needless to say Donald Trump is all over this outrage and he'll be here to discuss it.
And it's almost time for Jay to make his annual trip to beautiful, mysterious and exotic Omaha, Nebraska for Thanksgiving. Matt and Jay have some strong opinions on Thanksgiving foods and holiday treats and we will share those with you this week too. All this plus Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to make everyone laugh, think and cry as always. All this and YOUR CALLS!
Kicking The Bucket And Yukking It Up
Nov 9, 2015 02:05:00
Neither Jay, Matt, nor others on the IWS Radio team are getting any younger, so in order to make the most of the remaining years, they are putting together their bucket lists, and sharing them with the world...and we want you to share your bucket list dreams with us as well.
Would you like to have sex with Scarlett Johansson and Sofia Vergara before you check out? Has travelling to Ireland and whooping it up in an iconic Irish pub been a dream of yours? Perhaps creating, cooking and then eating the world's ultimate hamburger would fill you with a sense of accomplishment prior to your inevitable demise.
The possibilities are endless but time is not, so join Jay, Matt, Jamie Mapleleaf, and most of the 2016 Presidential candidates as they discuss their bucket lists. And of course, call-in at 661.244.9852 and tell us what you'd like to do before you are six feet under as IWS Radio presents: Kicking The Bucket and Yukking It Up
Wake and Bake with IWS Radio
Nov 2, 2015 02:03:00
Wow! What a week it has been y'all! Crazy stuff is happening all over the place and it's up to Matt-Man and Jayman to break it all down for folks and make some sense of the world. It's election season in America and one of the big issues states are dealing with is the legalization of marijuana. It seems that legal weed is going to happen eventually, but the prohibitionists are on the losing side of history, but they're hanging on with all their might. We'll tell you how this all plays out.
Alos, the prohibition on whiskey has been lifted at the Bagwine Digs. Matt and Jay will discuss their favorite whiskeys, bourbons and other hard liquor and might even tell a funny story or two about thier checkered histories with hard liquor. Also, we're halfway through the football season and it's time to start separating the pretenders from the contenders and think about who might make both college and pro playoffs.
Sunday is also World Vegan Day! This is significant becase the W.H.O. claimed this week that processed meats including sausage and bacon cause cancer. Needless to say this has set off a firestorm of angst and anger among the meat-eating public and has also done the impossible: Made vegans even more smug.
As always, Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with rest of the IWS Players to entertain the hell outta you guys. You just never know what those crazy folks will come up with! All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
The Two Hour Macabre Comedy Hour
Oct 26, 2015 02:04:00
Trick or Treat all you sexy hobgoblins and undead type funsters. It's time to get your pirate, zombie, or slutty nurse costume out of the closet and celebrate Halloween with Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team.
Jay and Matt have the candy bowl filled with witty banter, hilarious hypothetical movie trailers, bad Halloween music, and the epic and award winning interpretation of Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven as performed by the IWS Radio Players.
It's going to be a ghoulishly fun time with more drunkenness, nakedness and unintentional comedy than a direct to DVD slasher flick. So dress up, listen in, call us at 661-244-9852, and kick-off your Halloween celebration as IWS Radio presents: The Two Hour Macabre Comedy Hour
MSNBC Weasles Its Way Onto IWS Radio
Oct 12, 2015 02:03:00
Well, last week Mat-Man and Jayman "celebrated" Fox News on IWS Radio. And of course, by "celebrated" we mean "made fun of." So, it's only fitting that we "celebrate" MSNBC this week. MSNBC is a special place with special people. Their ratings are low, but their ambitions are hight. And, some of their hosts might be high too, but that's purely speculation on our part.
So, Matt and Jay are going to take an in-depth look at MSNBC and its people and really break down what the network is trying to be and how it all works. Or, doesn't work as the case may be. We'll also celebrate some of our favorite on air personalities like Chris "The Interrupter" Matthews and Chuck "The Moron" Todd and all the rest of the folks there at the "Liberal Fox News" network.
As always, our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to entertain you and possibly make you think. Plus there will be wonderful witty banter and some very bad music. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
October Surprise...FOX News Hijacks IWS Radio
Oct 5, 2015 02:04:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as they report and you decide how funny they are while being invaded by the journalistic integrity, professionalism and hilarity of FOX News. Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, Sean Hannity and others will bring you their "greatest" moments in FOX News history. Jay and Matt will imagine how FOX News would cover historical events, and of course...discuss the not-so-nuanced hotness of the FOX News babes.
Kirk Douglas, Slyder Balzcock, Rev. Moneymaker, Jamie Mapleleaf, and other IWS correspondents will be on hand as well to see if they have what it takes to become a FOX News contributor. All of that plus really bad music and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: October Surprise..FOX News Hijacks IWS Radio.
Going Viral and Creating Buzz On Social Media
Sep 28, 2015 02:03:00
You know social media has changed the way the world works. We get our news and information in 140 character bursts from Twitter or on the "trending topics" section on Facebook. At one time this seemed like a very positive thing, but now? Maybe not so much. Everyone is so focused on creating buzz and going viral and getting clicks that the substance is all gone! Well, not on IWS Radio dammit!
Matt-Man and Jayman are going to discuss the ways that social media has changed the world. Both the good and the bad. It's brought us all closer together and given people all over the world the chance to connect. It has also torn us apart as discussion usually devolve into name calling arguments with everyone just trying to shout the other side down. This is just so sad. How did this happen? Matt and Jay have a few theories on this and will break it all down this week.
How hard is to "go viral" and why is everyone so desperate to do so? Why won't Miley Cyrus re-tweet Jayman? Which social media site is the best? How dead are blogs? Are podcasts dead? Is all about Periscope and Vine and Instagram now? It all changes so fast and it takes social media gurus like Matt and Jay to keep it all straight.
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and some members of the IWS Players will be along to entertain and inform you. And as always we'll be taking YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852 so be sure to join us for all the fun and games!
The Pope, The Po-Po, and Friendly Females
Sep 21, 2015 02:04:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as they recap a week full of SUV on CVS crime, Jayman's twenty minute incarceration by a jackbooted thug from The People's Republic of Illinois, and then go on to breakdown the depth and hilarity of this week's GOP Presidential Debate.
They will also be previewing the Pope Francis Holy Smoke Tour of the U.S. and celebrating the observance of National Women Friendship Day. College and NFL football discussion and picks will ensue as will some really bad music with a generous dose of sarcasm along with your phone calls at 661.244.9852. So...
Join Jay, Matt, Jamie Mapleleaf, and a cast of dozens as IWS Radio presents: The Pope, The Po-Po, and Friendly Females.
IWS Live at the Fax: One Night Only
Sep 14, 2015 01:28:00
Matt-Man and Jayman are actually going to be in the same location for the first time ever this week! That's right kids IWS Radio wll be broadcasting LIVE from the Fairfax Inn Theater in Bagwine, Ohio! There might even be a live audience for the show because they plan on leaving the door open in case any of the pimps, prostitutes, drug dealser and other freeloaders want to join them.
This show will also take place the day after Matt-Man and Schmoop get married in the eyes of the LORD and a few specially invited other people. Needless to say this means that this weekend is going to be an EPIC and savage journey through the American heartland. There is no telling what Matt and Jay will get into, but rest assured they will relive their adventures on Sunday's very special Live at the Fax show!
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here to add a little extra fun and excitement to the proceedings. Plus there could be other special guests! You'll have to tune in to find out! All this and NOT your calls at 661.244.9852!
IWS Radio Bachelor Party: Dead Matt Walking
Sep 7, 2015 02:03:00
The nine month's of freedom for IWS Radio's very own Matt-Man are coming to an end as his wedding to the lovely Schmoop is but days away, so it is fitting that Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio gang have a disgusting, drunken, and hilarious bachelor party LIVE on the air.
They'll be talking bachelor party food, sexy cake jumper outters, good and bad celebrity guests to invite, bad music to play, and discuss wedding preparations and Jayman's impending road trip from Redneckville, AR. to Bagwine, OH. so that he may share in the disastorous beauty of the forthcoming nuptials.
Previous bad bachelor/bachelorette party experiences will also be shared along with a call to the Vatican Embassy in D.C. and you phone calls at 661.244.9852. So, join the raucous hilarity as IWS Radio presents...IWS Radio Bachelor Party: Dead Matt Walking
Organic Free-Range Comedy Served Fresh Weekly in Season Six
Aug 31, 2015 02:05:00
It's the season six premiere of IWS Radio and Matt-Man and Jayman are kicking it off in style in prime time! Matt and Jay are so excited about all the great ideas they have for season six and they're ready to share them with their loyal listeners and anyone else who just happens to click the link to the show. They've got all kinds of wacky and hilarious new segments and characters and other stuff planned which will take IWS Radio to new heights in the new season.
What's happening in the American elections? Well, glad you asked. Matt and Jay have been paying close attention to Donald Trump's belligerence, Jeb Bush's very weird incompetence, Scott Walker's collapse and Hillary Clinton's ... uh ... Just what the heck is Hillary doing? Get a full analysis here!
Also, did you know that there is an election coming up in Canada too? Heck yeah there is and our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here to break it all down for you. In addition to Jamie some other members of the IWS Players will be along to entertain the masses in their own special way. Plus, find out which correspondents got the axe and which are being brought back.
All this and so much more in the Season Six Premiere of IWS Radio including YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
IWS Radio: Saying Goodbye To Season Five
Aug 24, 2015 02:05:00
Grab a bottle of your favorite booze and crank up the volume because Jay, Matt, and everyone at IWS Radio are celebrating five years on the BlogTalkRadio network. After five years, 300+ episodes, and nearly 1.8 million listens since the painful C-section birth of IWS Radio, it's time for a podcast party of comedic proportions.
Jay, Matt, and the rest of the IWS Radio team reflect on the best and worst of season five, while dignitaries such as Bill Clinton, John McCain, Donald Trump, Keith Olbermann, and many others chime in about the less than profound effect IWS Radio has had on their lives.
So join Jay, Matt, Bobby Kraft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Rev. Moneymaker, Jamie MapleLeaf, Schmoop, Slyder Balzcock and the rest of the gang along with your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents: Saying Goodbye To Season Five.
The Grownups Are In Charge at IWS Radio
Aug 17, 2015 02:04:00
Okay, let's try this again! Everyone knows that Matt-Man and Jayman are famous for the intellectual and highbrow humor, but it might come as a surprise to you that they enjoy dabbling in childish sexual humor too. IKR? Well, they do. They love a good "that's what she said" or "your mother" joke and that's what this week's IWS Radio is all about. Matt and Jay are going to take low road for once! Let's get dirty!
Speaking of silly and immature people, the first republican debate was this week and what a clown show that was! Matt and Jay will be here to break it all down for you and help the world make sense of everything that happened. You won't get this level of political analysis anywhere else folks!
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players bringing the funy to all new heights. Since he's between jobs AGAIN Keith Olbermann will have a special commentary sharing his thoughts on the republican field and who knows who else might show up! You just gotta listen to find out. All this and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!
Summer 2015: Fried Anger On A Stick
Aug 3, 2015 02:02:00
Summer is a great time of year but it certainly comes with its drawbacks and annoyances. Kids running amok, TV reruns, political buffoonery, rickety rides at county and state fairs, and the heat induced human stench and anger walking freely about, so...
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang as they discuss this hot, humid, dead pool of mosquitos, sunburns, and chained wallet wearing rednecks chowing down on fried cheese on a stick, known as the dog days of summer.
Along with the comedic analysis of this soul wrenching time of year by Jay and Matt, there will be plenty of awful summertime music, mocking of the 2016 Presidential candidates, and perhaps fun times with the likes of Jamie Mapleleaf, Whisperin' Sam, Back-Handed Compliment Man, Robert the Taylor, Rev. Moneymaker, and Mr. Vague.
All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents...Summer 2015: Fried Anger On A Stick
IWS Is Loading for Smooth Playback
Jul 27, 2015 02:05:00
BTR is big on loading for smooth playback and nobody is smoother than Matt-Man and Jayman. They are the smoothest hosts in all of internet radio (according to a poll conducted in thei own homes with a +/- of A LOT). So, they're here this week to talk about being smooth. A lot of people are in need of advice on the do's and dont's of being smooth and Matt and Jay are here to just the guys to do it.
Matt and Jay both had near death experiences this week. Matt was almost crushed by a centuries old tree that fell on the Bagwine Digs and Jay almost got mauled to death by two vicious killer dogs. Plus there will be an update on how Matt and Schmoop's wedding plans are coming along. You'll be shocked when you hear how much progress they've made.
Of course there's lots more happening this week. Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj got into a sexy, dirty Twitter war this week. Matt and Jay are all over this one and will provide all the analysis you need. Donald Trump might be legitimately crazy and there are some folks out there who think Bernie Sanders might be a Nazi.
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to provide everyone with jocularity. Bobby Kraft has an IWS exclusive interview with Dwarf Planet Pluto and there's just no telling who or what else might drop by. All this plus YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852!
Jay And Matt Are Shaming The Stupid
Jul 20, 2015 02:02:00
Jay and Matt love to laugh at the stupid that goes on in the world, but lately the lunacy and stupidity has reached post humorous levels and the dynamic duo are going to point out the madness, and shame it til' steam comes out of their ears.
Car problems, physical ailments due to age, drug pushing comedians, and a GOP Presdiential field that looks more like an Insane Clown Posse concert are making Jay and Matt very angry and are discussing it through their jaded and humorous eyes that are now spinning counter-clockwise.
So, join Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio gang by listening and calling in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents...Jay and Matt Are Shaming The Stupid.
It's Getting Pretty Creepy Out There
Jul 13, 2015 02:07:00
Just like Bobby Jindal, Matt-Man and Jayman are tanned rested and ready after their summer vaction. Their return to the real world has been marred by finding out that Bill Cosby admitted to drugging women and Jared from Subway is alleged to be into kiddie . What is this world coming to? Luckily Matt and Jay are back to break it all down for everyone in a way that we can all understand.
Crazy things have been happening in Matt and Jay's worlds too. Breakfast with longtime friends and bad experiences with Taco Bell highlight a summer of crazy and stupid. People are still screaming at each other over that racist Confederate Flag and the number of Republicans running for president continues to grow at an alarming pace. Plus, a couple of new people have jumped into the shallow end of the Democratic race. Not to worry though, Matt and Jay are fully prepared to make fun of every last one of them.
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to enterain, inform and make everyone very uncomfortable. And of course we'll be taking YOUR CALLS! Hit us up at 661.244.9852 and let us know what's on your mind!
Fourth of July 2015: Red, White, and Stupid
Jun 29, 2015 02:03:00
The bombs are bursting in air and America's backyard smells like burning charcoal as Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team celebrate the 4th of July and our nation's independence. Jay and Matt discuss little known and possibly made-up facts of the people and events that have shaped our nation, tackle today's top issues such as the Confederate flag controversy, Alexander Hamilton's rude dismissal from the ten dollar bill, and IWS Radio's favorite lesbian Angie will be on to discuss SCOTUS' ruling on Gay Marriage.
Of course, there will be plenty of good and bad patriotic music, tips on how to make your 4th of July cookout explode with excitement, and important fireworks safety tips to keep you and your loved ones safe. All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Fourth of July 2015: Red, White, and Stupid.
Cool Rockin' Daddies of the USA
Jun 22, 2015 02:03:00
It’s Father’s Day and your internet radio daddies Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to help you with your daddy issues! They’ll be talking about Father’s Day and some of their memories of their dads and being a dad. Then they’ll reminisce about some of the cool dads both real and imagined in history and on their favorite TV shows. PLUS they’ll give dads out there some advice on what it takes to be a REAL FATHER.
It’s also the first day of summer. Matt and Jay plan on celebrating the summer solstice in their own traditional and morally questionable manner. There will be plenty of wine, women and song. Or snacks, beer and naps. It could go either way.
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be around along with the rest of the IWS Radio Players giving shout outs to their fathers. Future former presidential candidate Lindsay Graham will be here to give folks a chance to get to know him a little better. OH and Donald Trump is running for presidehahahahahahaha! Matt and Jay have thoughts on that too.
And who knows what else might come up. The phone lines will be WIDE OPEN as always at 661.244.982 for the listeners to call in with their father’s day stories or whatever else is on their minds.
Sex And Shenanigans At Hodgepodge Lodge
Jun 15, 2015 02:02:00
It's been getting hot of late so this week Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang are broadcasting live from their wooded, lakeside Minnesota retreat known as Hodgepodge Lodge. They'll be fishing, partying, singing 'round the campfire, and all the while sharing a fun-filled two hours with you.
Slyder Balzcock will recap all of the exciting NBA and NHL action, Rev. Moneymaker will discuss the world of sin that is taking place at the lodge, and Jay and Matt along with Jerry Seinfeld will discuss how political correctness is ruining comedy, so...
Join the laughs, bad music, nakedness, and call-in on the clothing optional Hodgepodge Lodge Hotline at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents, Sex and Shenanigans at Hodgepodeg Lodge!!
IWS Wedding Season Extravaganza
Jun 8, 2015 02:04:00
It's June kids and that means it's wedding season! Weddings are beautiful, wonderful and really stresful. Well, IWS Radio is here to take the stress out of weddings and put the hilarity in. There's no reason to get all worked up over your wedding. All it takes is some good planning and a good attitude. Two things Matt-Man and Jayman are known for.
They'll help you plan your wedding right down to the smallest details. Who all should you invite? Should it be indoors or outdoors? In a Church or at the courthouse? Maybe you should just elope? Should you hire a professional planner or turn it all over to a family member? These questions need answers and the IWS team is here to provide them. Probably.
What about the reception? What foods should you serve? Should there be an open bar? (Hint: YES!) What music should be played? The questions never stop! No wonder people get so stressed out over weddings! But, don't worry, Matt and Jay are here for you.
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along as usual to bring even more insight to this very complicated topic. Who knows what else might come up. The NHL and NBA Finals are in full swing and the Duggars are in full damage plus all kinds of other crazy stuff going on in the world. All this and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!
The Teacher Let The Monkeys Out
Jun 1, 2015 02:04:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang as they celebrate the end of the school year and offer fun and educational ways for your children to spend their summertime of freedom outside of the house and away from the wet nurse of their iPhones, their iPads, and what-have-yuz. Jay and Matt are all about the children and want to let them know how to have fun in the summer sun.
The 2015 Atlantic Hurricane season kicks off this week as well, so they'll throw out plenty of preparation tips that may or may not save your life. And as always, Jay and Matt will discuss the latest headlines from around the world with a cynical and satirical eye, and take your calls at 661.244.9852.
So gather your kids around the internet radio as IWS Radio presents, The Teacher Let The Monkeys Out.
Make it a Memorial Day to Remember
May 25, 2015 02:03:00
It's Memorial Day weekend y'all and it's time to get all somber and reflect on all those who gave all for this great country. They are the best America has to offer and IWS Radio truly thanks them for their sacrifice. Unlike the NFL we don't even have to get paid by the Pentagon celebrate America's veterans.
Memorial Day is also a great time to get some good deals on mattresses, sofas, cars, summer clothes and all kinds of other items you didn't even know you needed. What better way to honor America's fallen soldiers than by going out and buying stuff probably made in Asia and putting it on your credit card or financing it? We can't think of any either. That's what America is all about!
And it's the unofficial kickoff to summer! So get those grills out and clean 'em up so you can cook your hot dogs, brats and hamburgers. Matt and Jay might have some grilling tips for patriotic Americans looking to honor veterans who died in defense of this great country by getting drunk and chowing down on fatty foods.
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here too. No telling what they've been up to this week, but we're sure it's something brilliant and appropriate for the occasion. Plus we lost David Letterman this week and Matt and Jay are devastated. They'll talk about their favorite memories of their friend and colleague and his life. All this plus YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852! Do it for America!!!
Jay and Matt: Unplugged
May 18, 2015 02:02:00
Jay and Matt are taking some time to unplug and unwind on IWS Radio. After years of building a successful podcast and world and media entertainment empire, which has culminated in a myriad of public appearances and walks down the red carpet with celebrities, the dynamic duo are taking time to catch their collective breath and enjoy the show.
With Jay in his birthday suit, and Matt sipping on some Rose, they will be walking down IWS Radio Memory Lane chatting spontaneously with you and each other. They will revisit some of the best and worst calls, guests, music, and audio clips ever broadcast on the 300+ episodes of IWS Radio.
There is no filter, no time limit, and no rules on this show, so join the fun and call-in with your thoughts and memories at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents...Jay and Matt: Unplugged.
Mothers Invented Loving Families
May 11, 2015 02:04:00
It's Mother's Day and Matt and Jay are here to help mommies all over the world celebrate. Nobody loves mommies more than Matt-Man and Jayman. Not just their moms either. They love your mom too. AND ... Your mom loves them right back. Matt and Jay are very popular with moms.
Singles moms, working moms, stay at home moms, pet moms, step-moms, wannabe moms, potential moms, dead moms, estranged moms, living moms ... IWS Radio is going to celebrate ALL the moms! If you are a mom or had a mom you count! Granted some moms are better than others, and Matt and Jay will be discussing that too. Plus, some moms are at war with other moms. Why? Well, it complicated, but the gang at IWS Radio is here to provide a full analysis of this phenomenon.
As always Canadian Bureau Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the rest of the IWS Players to talk moms and other important issues of the day. Things like the pending military takeover of Texas by the Obama administration. What's up with that? And all the other wacky and silly things going on the world too.
All this and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852! All moms get moved to the front of the line! Call us up and tell us how hard it is to be a mommy!
Man Meat, Horse Meat, and Tequila
May 4, 2015 02:04:00
There is a Tex/Mex-sized steak number of things going on. The annual NFL Slave Trade is taking place. The happily running for the roses horses are trying to win the Kentucky Derby, and Americans eveywhere are gleefully awaiting to don their sombreros, drink tequila, and celebrate Cinco de Mayo in honor of folks whom they refuse to let into their country. And...
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team break it all down for you. IWS offers NFL Draft analysis, recap the Derby, and preview the Cinco de Mayo celebration as they drink Mexican beer, and make fun of the French army.
In addition to that, Jay and Matt discuss Supreme Court gay marriage oral arguments, the Baltimore riots, and take your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Man Meat, Horse Meat, and Tequila.
IWS Radio isn't Dead, it Just Smells Funny
Apr 27, 2015 02:05:00
There's too much and not enough going on in the world right now. Well, at least in Matt-Man and Jayman's worlds. So, Matt and Jay are just hanging out shootin' the breeze and talking about whatever they think of this week. Maybe they'll touch on politics or sports or pop culture or just do some navel gazing. Who knows? One thing we do know is it will be funny. Probably.
April is National Poetry Month so there will be some rhyming going on and maybe even some hot haiku action! You just never know with these two talented and irreverent guys. Matt and Jay are obsessed with so many things yet they are very easily distracted. You have to pay close attention or you'll get lost trying to keep up wtih them.
There might be some trips down memory lane too. Matt and Jay and the gang might revisit some old ideas like "The Third Person Show" or maybe "The NPR Show." Or maybe they won't! That's just how wacky those two are! There will also be bad songs of the week and a discussion about Jayman's sudden love of punk rock and Frank Zappa.
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to help entertain the masses. They've got a blank canvas this week and I know you can't wait to see what these artists paint this week. We know it won't be a boring old landscape and there won't be any happy little accidents! Plus they'll be taking your calls! The phone lines are always open at 661.244.9852!
Jay And Matt Are Petting Their Peeves
Apr 20, 2015 02:05:00
Jay and Matt are angry man; they're really angry. Why? Because it's getting warm and people are starting to get out and about and bringing along with them their annoying habits that piss Jay, Matt, and other right-minded folks flat, freaking off.
Babies are crying in restaraunts, shopping carts aren't being put back in the cart corral, turn signals have evidently become optional, political pundits are already blabbering about 2016, and "social" media giant Facebook is excoraiting people who just want to make friends.
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are sharing their list of people, habits, and things that are annoying the hell out them, so listen live and join the fun with your pet peeves and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Jay and Matt Are Petting Their Peeves.
Behind the Scenes at IWS Radio
Apr 13, 2015 02:03:00
Putting together a show that attracts a vast and diverse worldwide audience is a monumental task. Few people know the real struggle and effort it really takes though. This week Matt-Man and Jayman will take you behind the scenes of IWS Radio and give you a little glimps into the world if big-time internet radio.
Oh sure on the surface it all looks so glamorous. The fame, fortune, groupies and all the love and adoration from the fans. But, there's a dark side to internet radio too. The long hours Matt and Jay have to put in. The writes and re-writes of scripts trying to get it all perfect. The intense, seemingly never-ending prep sessions. THE PRESSURE!! Internet radio isn't for everybody.
And what of the IWS Players? Matt and Jay are such exacting taskmasters that the pressure on the Players is almost too much to take some weeks. Everyone at IWS Radio is so talented that the competition is fierce to get audios on the air. People put in so much effort tying to come up with something that will be acceptable to Matt and Jay that sometimes they break. The emotional toll can just be too much.
You will be amazed at everything you learn about the making of a hugely popular internet radio show. And, more importantly, you'll have a new found respect for Matt and Jay and the effort it takes to bring you this show every week. Plus, as always ... YOUR CALLS ... because the fans are the heartbeat of IWS Radio!
Jesus Christ: Rebel Without A Cross
Apr 6, 2015 02:03:00
Jesus Christ has pushed away that stone and is roamin' free along the highways and byways of Galilee, so Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are celebrating the Easter resurrection and rebellious nature of Jaycee himself. Joining Jay and Matt in this Easter party will be Rev. Moneymaker, Stand-Up Jesus doing his schtick at Ha-Ha's in Haifa, and we'll hear from Jesus' lesser known brother Festus Christ.
Jay and Matt will also be playing some awesome Christian music and some awful Christian music to get you toes a tappin'. They will also talk about what's on their Easter Feast menu and try to answer that age old question that has gone unanswered for centuries...
Why do so many Christians rudely celebrate the resurrection of a supernatural Jew by eating ham on Easter Sunday?
All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Jesus Christ: Rebel Without A Cross.
Goofing Off During Spring Break
Mar 30, 2015 02:04:00
It's finally Spring and Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to bask in the warmth and sweat out the humidity. The first thing you have to do during spring is celebrate Spring Break. You don't have to be a student to celebrate either. All you have to do is be willing to engage in excessive partying and immature high jinks. If you're not willing to do that then why are you here? (Please stay anyway.)
Matt and Jay are also really into March Madness. They've analyzed the matchups and will be watching the first two rounds with great interest. They'll tell you what has happened so far and why it happened and then what will happen in the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 and beyond! Plus other unconventional predictions and analysis.
Sunday is also National Goofing Off Day! If ever a holiday was created with Matt and Jay in mind it's this one! They'll explain the art of goofing off to everyone. No two people on Earth can come up with more reasons NOT to do what they should be doing than Matt and Jay. This show might be every procrastinator's dream. Be prepared to take notes people!
As always Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along too. They'll put a smile on your face and bring nothing bun sunshine to your hearts. And as always the phone lines will be open and buzzing as we take your calls at 661.244.9852!
Raising a Glass and Dublin Down on the Fun
Mar 16, 2015 02:03:00
It's time to boil the cabbage and dye the beer green as IWS Radio celebrates St. Patrick's Day 2015. Join Jay, Matt, and the hilarious IWS players as they delight in the best of Irish humor, music, history, and of course, beer...lots and lots of green beer.
Don't go out to party and risk poor, drunken life choices, vomitting in public, and getting popped for DUI on St. Patrick's Day, when you can stay home and be entertained by IWS Radio as you conjure up your inner drunken Irishness free from the fear of a future court date and/or paternity suit.
So sit back, relax, call-in, and enjoy St. Patrick's Day with Jay. Matt, and the IWS gang as IWS Radio presents: Raising a Glass and Dublin Down on the Fun!!
Comedy: The Good, the Bad and the Hacks
Mar 9, 2015 02:06:00
Matt-Man and Jayman decided to keep the exploration of popular culture going by talk about comedy this week. Everyone loves comedy right? Well except all thos humorless jerks out there who can't take a joke or don't recognize sarcasm. Matt and Jay are big fans of stand up comic, comedy writing, sketch comedy, improv comedy and other comedy.
They will talk about their favorite comics and writers and actors and even play some of their favorite all time comedy bits and all that fun stuff. Matt and Jay will also discuss some of their least favorite comics and why they don't find them funny. Then they'll discuss one of the biggest questions in comedy: Are Women Funny?
As always Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to bring the funny. Phil Diller and Bobby Kraft will both do a little stand up for ya and who knows who else might show up. Also, don't forget that we'll be taking YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852. Let us know what you find funny!
Don't forget to wander by the IWS Radio Website and IWS Radio's Facebook Page to see what all fun stuff is happening there too!
Music: The Good, The Bad, and The Memorable
Mar 2, 2015 02:04:00
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Comedy Band love to listen to music and are banging out a wall-to-wall celebration of music. Jay and Matt play bits and pieces of some great songs, songs that stir up personal memories, and most of all, songs that are so horrendous that they are cringe-inducing and hilariously awesome.
Buddy Acapella, Bobby Kraft, Rev. Moneymaker, and Guy Ahnyurdyck may step up to the mic as well and sing some of their favorite tunes. So join IWS Radio live and call-in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio celebrates Music: The Good, The Bad, and The Memorable.
Movie and Oscars Night Extravaganza
Feb 23, 2015 02:05:00
Matt-Man and Jayman both love movies. Sure, they might not have seen any of the movies nominated for this year's Oscars, but that doesn't stop them from having opinions about them. They've seen plenty of movies over the years and are here to celebrating the art of movie making and other stuff.
Matt and Jay have some strong feelings about what makes a great movie and which are their favorite movies and favorite actors. They'll break down their favorite movies, actors, directors, writers and talk about the challenges facing Hollywood today. Then they'll talk about the biggest Oscars snubs over the years and where The Oscars went wrong and totally ruined what should be the best awards show every year.
Our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here to talk about whatever is on their minds too. Speaking of that, those phone lines are always open for anyone to call us up and express their opinions too. Just call 661.244.9852!
Also, don't forget to check out the IWS Website and IWS Radio Facebook Page to see what the gang has been up to all week!
Pathetic People, Presidents, and Boobies
Feb 16, 2015 02:03:00
Jay and Matt sweep up the broken pieces of the pathetic men who bought overpriced crap and the pathetic women who were “under-appreciated” and/or had their hearts broken on Valentine’s Day. They also spend time feigning outrage and overtly mocking the nationwide cinematic opening of Fifty Shades of Grey. But wait, there’s MORE!!
Presidents’ Day is upon us and it is incumbent upon the IWS staff to make fun of each and every Oval Office inhabitant that has ever tried to govern this great nation. If that isn’t enough, IWS Radio drinks in the debauchery of Mardi Gras and talks of repentance with the arrival of Lent. Jay and Matt will also talk candidly and openly about the moral and ethical question facing us today…
Should Jay and Matt begin to post pictures of fully-exposed boobs and bare-naked booties upon the IWS Radio website? All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio celebrates Pathetic People, Presidents, and Boobies!!
Sunday Morning Coming Down Hard
Feb 9, 2015 02:04:00
You may not know this, but Matt-Man and Jayman are known as the Kris Kristofferson and Johnny Cash of BTR. HA! I'm kidding, actually they're the Don Draper and Roger Sterling of BTR. Okay, maybe not. They're the Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin of BTR. What? Yeah, I guess not. The truth is they're considered the Dylan Thomas and Hunter S Thompson of BTR. Or something.
Point is Matt and Jay are fairly familiar with the drinking culture and know a few things about hangovers and how to deal with them. They've got stories galore about epic partying and epic hangovers. There are several different kinds of hangovers a person can suffer from depending on what they drank and how much. Matt and Jay have experienced them all and are here to help.
Why are we doing this? Because Matt and Jay expect to be nursing some serious hangovers (Matt more than Jay) during the show because this is Matt-Man's birthday weekend. Not just ANY birthday though. It's his 50th birthday!! OH MY GOD HE'S AN OLD MAN! Anyway, there will be serious celebrating happening on Saturday.
PLUS, it's also our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf's brithday weekend too! She'll be here to provide some much needed decency to the show. You'll also hear from the Rev Moneymaker, Guy Ahnurdyck, Drew Peacock, Stubby Stonehenge and more of the IWS Players.
PLUS YOU'RE CALLS! Call us up and wish Matt and Jamie a happy birthday. Or, call in and tell Matt just what you think of him. He's excited to hear from you.
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Super Bowl XLIX: Desert Smackdown…Seahawks, Patriots, and Katy Perry’s Breasts
Feb 2, 2015 02:06:00
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are celebrating Super Bowl XLIX and helping you to make your Super Bowl festivities a touchdown. IWS Radio has your Smart Car Keys to the Game®, along with insight and bold predictions from Sarcastic Sam, Slyder Balzcock, Bobby Kraft, Party Marty, John McCain, and the adorable young woman who answers the phones at the Vatican Embassy in Washington, D.C.
Jay and Matt are talking about the game, taking a satirical look at the cities of Boston and Seattle, and broadening your knowledge with fun facts about the State of Arizona. Super Bowl Party foods and etiquette are on the table as well, along with talk about under inflated balls and Katy Perry’s over-inflated breasts.
All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio tackles Super Bowl XLIX.
Shut Your Whore Mouth 'n Such
Jan 19, 2015 02:04:00
Nobody is a bigger defender of the first amendment than Matt-Man and Jayman. We support freedom of speech and freedom of expression 100%! But, just because you have freedom of speech, doesn't mean you should use it. There are some people out there who would be much better off if they just shut the fuck up. Most of these people are politicians, athletes, celebrities and political and sports pundits. Seriously, they're just embarrassing themselves.
Okay, so we'll mostly agree on that. There are, however, more people out there we've had enough of. Just regular everyday folks doing things like driving slow in the fast lane, searching for exact change at the register, sharing stupid "viral" videos on their Facebook page and lots of other annying things. Matt and Jay have had enough of all these people, famous or not, and they're not gonna take it anymore.
They will also continue the national discussion about freedom of expression including telling offensive jokes, mocking religion and even rape jokes. And just what the hell is "rape culture" and "slut shaming" anyway? Matt and Jay will break it all down for ya. Or something.
As always Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be here to add to the discussion. Bobby Kraft has discovered the DPRK News Service Twitter feed and he is in love with those guys. Phil Diller is ready to kick off his big 2015 comedy tour. If you even mention the word "whore" Drew Peacock won't be far behind. And really, who knows what else might happen. IWS is nothing if not unpredictable. All this and YOUR CALLS this week on IWS Radio!
Shenanigans 'n' Such at Hodgepodge Lodge
Jan 12, 2015 02:04:00
The holidays are over and the bitter polar air of January has its icy grip upon the country. Hot topics come to a stall at this time of year, and it often seems as though there is nothing to talk about. Well, nothing in particular to talk about, but plenty of things to talk about in general, and that is why Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are meeting at Hodgepodge Lodge outside of Bemidji, MN. for a winter retreat.
IWS Radio is celebrating winter activities, the NFL Playoffs, the NCAA Football National Championship, and discussing the terrorist attack in Paris, as well as John Boehner’s orange skin, the flaccid Tea Party attempt to unseat him, and shocking headlines and anecdotes from Redneckville, AR. and Bagwine, OH.
Anything goes at Hodgepodge Lodge, and this week is no exception as laughter, bad music, and satirical shenanigans ensue as IWS Radio breaks the ice with biting wit and a warm smile for all. So, join them and call-in at 661-244-9852.
The Trivial Pursuit of Happiness in 2015
Jan 5, 2015 02:04:00
It's finally 2015 and Matt and Jay are all fired up about it! Or something. Well, it IS going to be The Year of the Jayman! Hopefully. No, not hopefully, IWS Radio is going to make it happen! That's right bitches! New year, new attitude.
Matt and Jay review New Year's and talk about all the parties that they didn't attend and analyze the NCAA Football Playoffs as well as the NFL! Then they'll discuss some of the annoying things people did or said in 2014 that needs to stay in 2014. Hell, even some people who became "famous" in 2014 who need to stay there.
Plus Sunday is National Trivia Day! So, Matt and Jay will come armed with lots of fascinating, funny and probably stupid trivia questions to ask each other and their listners. Call in with the answer to one of the questions OR call in with your own great tivia question that stumps Matt and Jay and win a sexy IWSRadio.com coffee mug! Woooooooooo!
The IWS Players will be along too. You know you don't want to miss that! There might even be a new correspondent! Plus, Jamie Mapleleaf will be here and there will be another round of "Bad Songs of the Week." All this and so much more so be there or be square! Or something.
Jay And Matt Are Dropping Their Balls This New Year's Eve
Dec 29, 2014 02:04:00
Christmas is over, and New Year’s Eve and 2015 are breathing down upon our necks like a hungry wolf with a hot, foreboding, slobbery canine breath, so…Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are here for you in order to ring in 2015 and right your personal ship before the tumultuous waves of 2015 begin to swell with anger, and leave you looking like a fool before you even begin your New Year.
Bobby Kraft, Paul Piatt, Rev. Moneymaker, and Guy Ahnyurdyck among others, are here to kick your New Year off right, all the while Jay and Matt talk about how Christmas went, who will die in 2015, and how they will be spending their New Year’s Eve and what makes a good NYE’s party.
Jay and Matt will also aggrandize some lucky people with IWS coffee mugs if they happen to be the lucky callers at 661.244.9852. All of that plus a LIVE dropping of a PeTA member down a pole in place of a New Year’s Eve ball made of crystal lights. Miss this show, and you are begging 2015 to make you her bitch!!
We Got Your Bells Jingling Right Here Baby
Dec 22, 2014 02:05:00
Christmas is the most wonderful time of year and Matt-Man and Jaymna are here to help you celebrate! They love Christmas and have so many great memories of Christmases past to share. Jesus may be the reason for the season, but it isn't much fun without a little hilarity. So, Matt and Jay will discuss their favoirte Christmas movies and comedies and will even play their favoirte Christmas songs!
Buddy Acappella will be here to sing a very special rendition of "Silent Night." The IWS Players will also be here to do the traditional reading of "T'was the Night Before Christmas" also. On top of that there will be Christmas greetings from all of our correspondents, many fans of the show and maybe even a few celebrities.
Matt and Jay will also talk best and worst presents along with best and worst Christmas traditions. Plus there will also be some discussion about certain package deliver companies and how they can't be trusted to pack fragile items properly. Aaaaaaaaaaand there might be some discussion about current events like the stunning Cuba announcement this week by President Obama. Oh and the hacked Sony e-mails, North Korea, The Interview and all the cowards backing down from terrorists.
All this and YOUR CALLS! Be sure to join in and even call us up to make this true holly jolly Christmas!
The 2014 IWS Radio Office Christmas Party
Dec 15, 2014 02:03:00
It’s the 2014 Office Christmas Party season and IWS Radio is celebrating their annual office Christmas party LIVE on the air. Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players are whooping it up as they celebrate drunken office party sex, their annual Christmas bonuses, and of course, the birth of the Holy Baby Jesus. Stand-Up Santa is live from Ha-Ha’s in Haifa, Jamie MapleLeaf is hummin’ in the Hammer, and Jesse Ferg is singing his seasonal soul out.
Jay and Matt offer rules of office party etiquette, provide culinary tips, talk with among others, the Rev. Moneymaker and Paul Piatt, and venture into the unspoken and nebulous world of Office Hanukkah parties. All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as the IWS Radio staff drinks to excess, cranks up the Christmas tunes, and feasts upon a smorgasbord of comedy at their 2014 Office Christmas Party.
Celebrity Ugliness Negates True Sincerity
Dec 8, 2014 02:05:00
Don't you love celebrity feuds? Or feuds between two pseudo-celebrities? Or feuds between countries, leaders, friends or anyone at all? Well Matt and Jay do too! And being world famous internet radio starts sometimes Matt and Jay find themselves in the middle of these feuds. They NEVER start them, of course. They would never do something like that! Well, not usually. Sometimes there's just no choice though.
So this week Matt and Jay will be talking about their favorite famous feuds. Celebrities, politicians, athletes, blogers, friends and even family! Matt and Jay will break them all down for you and tell you who was right and who was wrong.
Then they'll talk about some of their own feuds they've been involved in both with celebrities and "regular" people. There have been blog feuds, social media tiffs, Facebook face-offs and general ugliness from time to time. There might even be a BTR feud brewing right now! Or maybe it will be starting as the show goes along. We'll see.
Our Canadian Bureau Cheif Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with some of our correspondents to entertain and inform you. Maybe they've held a few grudges they'd like to talk about or even throw out a peace offering? Or not.
Anyway, it's gonna be another star-studded show sure to entertain people of all ages! Don't forget those phone lines are always open so if you have a running feud with someone (OR US!!!) call us up and let it all out!
Cold Turkey, Hot Tempers, and Baby Jesus Haters
Dec 1, 2014 02:05:00
Recently thankful Americans are cursing all of their Thanksgiving leftovers. Hopeful bargain hunters spent Black Friday cursing each other, and in Ferguson, MO., people are cursing their pizza cravings after burning down their only Little Caesar’s. People are angry man; they’re really angry, and it all stems from a common thread…People are once again hating on the Holy Baby Jesus and his upcoming birthday, so…
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio players recap the recent Thanksgiving holiday, analyze the current and ongoing outbursts of anger, and kickoff the 2014 War on Christmas. No nativity scene is safe from secularists and any bell ringer or Wal*Mart greeter who utters Happy Holidays will be promptly pummeled by a soldier of Christ. Jay and Matt try to make sense of it all, rein in the madness, and take your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio braces itself and America for the 2014 War on Christmas.
Thanksgiving 2014: A Cornucopia of Comedy
Nov 17, 2014 02:03:00
It’s almost Thanksgiving and what better way to prepare for our nation’s feast than to talk turkey and gobble up some laughs with Jay and Matt on the IWS Radio Show? Jay and Matt discuss Thanksgiving memories, pumpkin flavor overkill, and most importantly how to deal with drunk and/or judgmental family members who enjoy bringing others to tears during the holiday gatherings. Jay and Matt have the great debate…Green Bean Casserole, disgusting trash or delectable treasure?
All hands are on deck as Bobby Kraft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Drew Peacock, Rev. Moneymaker, Slyder Balzcock and the rest of IWS team talk about what they are thankful for while Joey Goodbar and Buddy Acapella sing the sounds of Thanksgiving.
All of that plus YOUR phone calls as IWS Radio kicks off the holiday season by plucking the birds, shoving the stuffing, and serving up the laughs as America celebrates Thanksgiving 2014.
Eat, Drink and Be Cheap, Fast and Easy
Nov 10, 2014 02:04:00
Matt and Jay are excited to welcome Bum Wine Bob from bumwinebob.com and @_bumwine on Twitter! Bob will be here to discuss the greatness that is bum wine. He'll tell the IWS Nation what he loves about bum wines, which are the best to drink on a regular basis and which bum wines go best with wich foods. Bob will also talk about what an important role bum wine can play in the upcoming holidays. This should be very entertaining AND educational!
Matt and Jay will also be talking about their favorite Fast Foods. They'll talk about their favorite fast food joints and what makes them so good. Maybe they bring back good memories and maybe it's just the food! They'll also talk about their LEAST favorite fast food places and share the painful memories of those places.
Then Matt and Jaym might move on to fast food's heavily processed and even less healthy cousin Frozen Foods! TV Dinners, frozen pizzas and other microwavable ready-to-eat meals that we keep eating even though they leave us unsatisfied and hating ourselves. AAAAAAND ... Food Trucks! Who doesn't love food trucks?
As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players will be along to offer their special insight into these and other topics. This will show will be an intoxicating blend of food, firewater and frivolity including YOUR CALLS!
Peace, Pencil Skirts, and Politics
Nov 3, 2014 02:03:00
Join Jay and Matt as they talk with Mimi Lenox who is the Founder and Director of BlogBlast for Peace. With members in over 200 nations worldwide, BlogBlast for Peace is a network of bloggers and other social media users who promote peace. Ms. Lenox will be on hand to talk about her work and promote the upcoming BlogBlast for Peace event that takes place on November 4th.
On a more unseemly yet far funnier note, November 4th is the day of the midterm elections and Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players have political laughs in store at the expense of damn near every candidate who is running for office this year. They’ll even be calling up some campaign headquarters of Senate and House candidates to get some inside info and then be hung up on.
So join Jay, Matt, and the pencil skirt wearing peacemaker Mimi Lenox, as we talk peace, make fun of the politicos, and take your phone calls at 661.244.9852
Spooktacular Halloween and Boobies Extravaganza
Oct 27, 2014 02:03:00
That's right kids! It's time once again for an IWS Radio Halloween Extravaganza!! Matt and Jay will celebrate all the scary things that make Halloween so great and so awful. Then they will rank Halloween treats and give advice on what you should hand out. Maybe they'll talk about their favoirte scary movies and what makes a good Halloween film.
Also, Halloween means parties! What are the coolest costumes for 2014? Need some original ideas? Matt and Jay are all over that stuff! They'll help you plan the ultimate trick or treating celebration and give you a few do's and dont's to follow.
The IWS Players will be along to do a dramatic reading of Edith Wharton's "All Souls." Joshua will sit down with Count Dracula for a deep, hard-hitting interview. We'll also hear from other IWS correspondents as they celebrate and analyze Halloween like no other show on internet radio.
All that and YOUR CALLS! Join us for all the spooky and creepy fun. Or are you afraid???
Bavarian Beer Garden Break-Up
Oct 13, 2014 02:07:00
With the exception of those uber-bitter ISIS thugs, folks all over the world are celebrating the 2014 Oktoberfest season. Jay, Matt, and the staff of IWS Radio are no exception, and are having an Oktoberfest celebration of their own. Cold beer, hot babes, and laugh out loud funny wit and satire from the IWS Radio Players are on the party menu. In addition to Oktoberfest…
Matt-Man found out this week that after nearly twenty-eight years of marriage he will be getting that dissolution of marriage that he so richly deserves. So, IWS Radio is celebrating a joyful uber-bash of all things German, all things beer, and all things divorce related this week. Listen in, join the fun, and chime in with your phone calls this week on IWS Radio. Danke schön!!
Comedy Makes Strange Odd Couples
Oct 6, 2014 02:03:00
It's amazing how many people say things to Matt and Jay like "you guys are just alike." Sure, they have a lot of similarities, but honestly Matt and Jay are very different people. It is weird that Matt and Jay often have the same weird thoughts at the same time. Or come up with similar bits at the same time.
The fact is though, Matt and Jay are quite the Odd Couple. So, this week they will be discussing some of their differences and how that shapes the show and their partnership as the Worldwide Leaders in Internet Radio and other stuff.
They'll also talk about other comedy duos and how they haven't been influenced by any of them to any real extent. Maybe they'll also wander into other areas of showbiz and talk about other duos and teams who have done great thigns and flamed out.
As always the IWS Players will be on hand to bring the funny. Our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will also be here to talk about her observations about Matt and Jay and how different she is from them! All this and YOUR CALLS!
It's a Stupid Day in the Neighborhood
Sep 29, 2014 02:03:00
September 28, 2014 is a HUGE day. It’s Ask a Stupid Question Day, Good Neighbor Day, and yes kids…even, Rabies Awareness Day!! Jay and Matt discuss all of the stupid questions ever asked by themselves and others. Talk about both the best neighbors that they have ever had, and of course, the worst neighbors. And!! Who doesn’t have a good story to tell about encountering a rabid animal? Everyone does, including Jay and Matt.
So…Join Jay, Matt, and the hilarious troupe of IWS Radio Players as we, along with you and your phone calls, spend a stupid day in the IWS Radio neighborhood.
Always Do What You're Afraid To Do
Sep 22, 2014 02:04:00
Matt-Man and Jayman are a bit concerned about some of you people. Apparenlty, some of are willing to just let your fears run your lives. "I would have called in, but I was afraid to." Really? Why? "I'm afraid someone will say something mean about me?" Yeah? Well what if they do? Why do you care? Some anonymous jerk on the internet doesn't like you? Fuck 'em!
Look, we get it. It's hard to put yourself out there. There are lots of trolls and a-holes out there looking to say mean things. Maybe you WILL say something stupid. We all do! That's part of life. We have to stop being so scared of every little bitty thing. We have to overcome our fears and just do it.
IWS is here for you. Matt and Jay are going to help you overcome your fears and finally do whatever it is you've been wanting to do. Want to write? You're welcome to post on iwsradio.com anytime. Want to speak your mind? 661.244.9852. What to record it or maybe record a song? Hit us up. We'll help you do it and play here on IWS.
Matt and Jay understand your fears cause we have them too. Sometimes fear wins, but you can't just give up. We'll be talking fears from the very real to the imaginary, but real to us. Call us up and share your fears and how you overcame your own fears. This might be our most inspiring show ever. Or something.
Open Phone Lines And Boobies
Sep 15, 2014 02:03:00
There is so much going on this week that Jay and Matt and the IWS Radio team can’t break it all down themselves. Going to war with ISIS…Ray and Janay Rice…Roger Goodell and the NFL lying to and hiding from themselves…Wacky goings on in Redneckville, AR. and Bagwne, OH…IWS Radio’s Miss 4th of July’s boobies are out of control, and of course, IWS Radio is on the brink of celebrating its 1,000,000th listener!!
With so much going on we need your help to process all of these goings on, so…We NEED YOUR PHONE CALLS. C’mon people dial us up, and let us know how you feel about all of the craziness that is going on in our wacky world. From start to finish, this show is all about your thoughts. Let’s make 661.244.9852 a Party Line.
Feminism, Misogyny and Leaked Celebrity Nudes
Sep 8, 2014 02:03:00
Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Victoria Justice and several other super hot and very talented celebrities had their nude photos stolen and then leaked to the internet this week. Was this an reprehensible invation of their privacy or should they have expected it to happen at some point? Or both? There are so many questions that need to be answered here. Was this a sex crime? Should they be "slut-shamed" over their pics? Should men avoid looking at the pics because they were "hacked?" How good DO they look naked? Matt-Man and Jayman are here to answer all of those questions.
Also, what's up with feminism these days? Does it still exist? If it does, in what form? Is it just about hating men? Is it about women keeping other women in line? Still more complicated questions that need very serious grown-ass men to answer.
Worst of all what about the state of misogyny in American culutre? How ugly have things gotten? At what point does flirting or flattering women cross the line into creepy and offensive? Again, Matt and Jay have lots of experience in this area and are here to help.
It's also football season. You can't talk about voilence against women without discussing the NFL! Does the NFL's new domestic violence rules mean they're getting serious about this issue or is it just more garbage from their PR department? That should be an easy one to answer.
All this plus Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players and hopefully YOUR CALLS! Feminists get moved to the front of the line!
Football, Fault Finders, and the Ice Bucket Challenge
Sep 1, 2014 02:03:00
August may be coming to a close, but football season is just now kicking off. The dogs days of summer are waning and being tempered by the fun and frozen fundraising of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, but of course…There are plenty of killjoys and nitpickers who have found fault with how some people video their worthy ice water dousing. So, join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players as they discuss the 2014 NCAA and NFL football seasons, their experiences with the Ice Bucket Challenge, and how not to let the haters get you down.
All of that plus Jerry Lewis, Sarah Silverman, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 on this week’s IWS Radio Show.
IWS Will Thrive in Season Five
Aug 25, 2014 02:04:00
It's the season five premiere bitches! And what a great season it's gonna be! Matt-Man and Jayman have all kinds of ideas for new, innovative and hilarious stuff for the new season. Well, at least they will by the time this episode airs. Maybe the next. Okay, third or fourth show of season five at the very latest.
Some characters might not survive the move into season five. There might be some new ones who sign on. Others might be relegated to a smaller support role. IWS hates to be so vague about this, but we don't want to say anything before surviving family memebers are notified.
The weather is hot and nasty and the situation in Ferguson, MO, ISIL, Iraq and more there's a lot going on in the world right now and none of it looks good. Matt and Jay will do their best to find some good and funny. All this and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852!!
Happy 4th Anniversary To IWS Radio
Aug 18, 2014 02:04:00
After four years and 308 episodes of IWS Radio…Jay, Matt, and the IWS gang celebrate their anniversary with a cavalcade of hot babes and cold beer, during a hilarious retrospective involving their favorite episodes, audio clips, and guests. Drew Peacock, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Bobby Kraft, Slyder Balzcock, The Tibbles Family, Rev. Moneymaker, and even the rude bastard at the Vatican Embassy who hung up on the guys a couple months ago will be on hand to take a raucous look back.
All of that plus Schmoop, Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls as the nation, and indeed the world celebrate four years of IWS Radio’s brand of quality entertainment at a fair price.
Social Media, Self-Censorship, and YOU
Aug 11, 2014 02:04:00
Blogs, Facebook, Twitter, and other social media outlets are a great place to express one’s ideas and thoughts, however…Do people go too far sometimes? Do they over share? Are people sometimes a bit too open about their private lives or disdain for others over the tubes of the internets? Should some people, maybe even you, exercise some self-censorship prior to throwing your thoughts out there for the world to see?
So many questions about self-censorship to answer but Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team will tackle and answer them all as they delve into the topic of whether, when, and why we may or may not put a ball gag on our mouths and/or typing fingers. Will hilarity ensue, or will it be censored as they yuk it up while taking your calls?
Good Wholesome Decent Family Fun Show
Aug 4, 2014 02:04:00
After last week's smut-fest Matt-Man and Jayman feel the need to repent! So, they're going to the other extreme this week. IWS Radio is going wholesome folks! Well, for as long as Matt and Jay can stand it anyway. They'll confess their sins by talking about how liberating last week's show and discuss how it made them feel. Matt and Jay will also talk about the struggle to find the perfect balance we all seek when it comes to maintaining a certain level of decorum while still making a dirty joke here and there. Then they'll get into their usual hilarious takes on day-to-day life and all the fun stuff you've grown to love from IWS Radio.
The IWS Players will be here to bring the funny as usual. We'll hear from the Tibbles family and other correspondents will chime in with their thoughts on whatever is on their minds. All that and YOUR CALLS!!
The Gentlemen's Guide To Sucking And Fucking A Lady
Jul 28, 2014 02:03:00
After years of hearing lament upon sad lament of women mired in the arid throes of unsatisfying sex, Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team chivalrously bestow their vast knowledge and skills in the area of pleasuring the ladies upon their well-meaning, yet erotically dull male cohorts. From the science of canoodling to the fine art of cunnilingus, Jay and Matt are sharing their vaunted and until now, vaulted secrets of lovemaking.
So guys out there, make sure to listen because it’s never to late to learn, and you ladies out there? You listen in too…because it’s never to late to learn what you’ve been missing. So listen and call-in to Jay and Matt as they reveal their secrets to moderately warmer and moister than average lovemaking on IWS Radio.
Online Quizzes Plus Trivia Fun and Games
Jul 21, 2014 02:03:00
Matt-Man and Jayman are obsessed with all these online quizzes on sites like Buzzfeed and love to post the results to Facebook and other social media sites. Okay, Jayman is obsessed with them, but since Matt-Man can resist anything but temptation, he is forced to take them too. This week the gang at IWS Radio is going to talk about these quizzes and addictive personalities. They'll share some of their results from some of the quizzes and might even make a few of their own up.
Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here as will other members of the IWS Players to entertain and inform you. Matt and Jay will also challenge each other with some trivia questions and talk about games shows too! You won't want to miss that!
So call us up and tell us about your online quiz results OR see if you can stump us with trivia questions! All that and more on another exciting edition of IWS Radio!!
Our Vay-Cay Was Cray-Cray
Jul 14, 2014 02:03:00
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team took a week off in order to enjoy some vacation time and recharge their batteries. Now, they are back and they are tanned, rested, and funnier than ever. The IWS Radio team will be discussing the crazy, alcohol-fueled, sex-charged shenanigans they experienced during their time off.
Join Jay, Matt, Bobby Kraft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, and The Tibbles Family, as they talk about their wacky vacations, and folks…in addition to taking your phone calls, IWS Sports Director Slyder Balzcock interviews the late, great Sultan of Swat, Babe Ruth in a LIVE IWS Radio exclusive. So pack your swimsuit and your funny bone, and go on vacation with IWS Radio.
4th of July 2014: America's 238th Anniversary of Snubbing the Brits
Jun 30, 2014 02:03:00
Independence Day or the Fourth of July? No matter what you call it, it’s almost here, and IWS Radio is having a star-spangled celebration. Jay and Matt are firing up the grill, icing down the beer, and lighting off some fireworks of hilarity as they celebrate our American independence from King George the Crybaby. All of the IWS Radio Players are on hand and ready to play some Patriot Games. And what the hell, we are celebrating Canada Day as well with Miss Mapleleaf.
Join the celebration by listening and calling in, and help IWS Radio keep the Liberty Bell of Laughter ringing out across the land.
Internet Experts and Know it Alls
Jun 23, 2014 02:03:00
Ever notice how when anything big happens everyone on the internet suddenly an expert? If it's a legal istuation everyone is suddenly a legal scholar. Trouble in Iraq? Everyone is a combination of Adlai Stevenson and Henry Kissinger. A NBA owner goes on a racist rant? Everyone is an expert on race relations AND the history of the NBA. Time for the World Cup again? Oh look! Soccer experts everywhere letting you know that you just don't get it. Well, it's time these internet experts and know-it-alls were taken down a notch or two and Matt and Jay are just the superior know-it-alls to do it!
While they're at it, Matt and Jay have had enough of all these people who consider themselves a "Life Coach" on Twitter too. So they're officially on notice. This Sunday at 12 Noon ET and forever in archives, these people are going to be coached on REAL life!
All that plus we'll check in with some of our correspondents, maybe do a "Dead People Interviews" segment and YOUR CALLS!!
Dads, Sweat, and Tears
Jun 16, 2014 02:06:00
Dads work hard and sweat to provide for their families. Dads shed tears of joy when they see their children succeed, tears of sadness when their kids feel pain, and induce tears in their kids when calling their daughters whores, and telling their sons that they throw like a girl. That is why IWS Radio is celebrating Father’s Day with a hilarious tribute to all of the dads out there, be they as wise as Ward Cleaver, or as edgy as Alec Baldwin. And…
How can we have Father’s Day without celebrating our nation’s Founding Fathers? Bobby Kraft will be interviewing 18th Century rock star, Benjamin Franklin. Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio players are bringing the paternal funny as they celebrate Father’s Day and all the Daddy issues and Cry Daddies associated with it. All of that, plus your phone calls, so join in the Father’s Day fun with us.
Name Your Poison and Make Some Changes
Jun 9, 2014 02:04:00
What is your poison? Drugs? Alcohol? Junk Food? Women? All of the above? Something else? Well this week Matt-Man and Jayman are gonna discuss their favorite poisons and the effects they have on people. Maybe they'll even tell a few funny stories about it.
Also, there are changes afoot here at IWS World Media Entertainment and Matt and Jay will talk about some of the basic concepts of thos changes and what this might mean for the show and the listeners.
As always the phone lines will be wide open so feel free to call 'em up and speak your mind on just about any topic.
Homespun Fun From Hodgepodge Lodge
Jun 2, 2014 02:05:00
June is here and along with it comes the 2014 Atlantic Hurricane season, June weddings, World German Heritage Day, the passing of Maya Angelou, and the list goes on. There is summer excitement o’plenty about to begin, so Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are going to kick back and relax at the Hodgepodge Lodge, and break it all down for you.
So sit on the porch with Jay and Matt, or call-in, and amble and ramble through a hilarious chit chat about current events as IWS Radio shares a little homespun fun from Hodgepodge Lodge.
Grillin and Chillin with Controversial Ingredients
May 26, 2014 02:04:00
It's Memorial Day weekend y'all and nobody is more grateful to the men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice to this great country than Matt-Man and Jayman. They'll celebrate them plus another Great American pastime: Cooking, Grilling and Eating!
The only thing Matt and Jay love more than America is cooking, eating and drinking beer. They will talk about some of their favorite culinary creations and favorite meals ever eaten. Plus, sometimes they like to put controversial ingredients in their dishes. What's more American than that? America was founded on controversial ingredients!
Matt and Jay will be joined by the IWS Players like Paul Piatt, Stubby Stonehenge, Bobby Kraft AND there will be another great episode of "The REAL Giada at Home!" All this and YOUR CALLS!
Down with Love and Up with People!!
May 19, 2014 02:04:00
Jay and Matt have had enough of a week fraught with the negativity of Boko Haram, Donald Sterling, Ann Coulter, and ear wax eating congressmen to name a few. It’s time to get down with spreading the love and get to feeling “up with people.” Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio players are spreading the joy and the love with music and top notch humor as they celebrate their listeners, their friends, and all of the good people and things in this world.
Tune out the negativity in the news for awhile and tune into IWS Radio and the affirmation nation for some hilarious good times along with your phone calls as IWS Radio does a little dance, makes a little love, and gets Up with People!!
Tell Us About Your Mommy Baby
May 12, 2014 02:03:00
It's Mother's Day and NOBODY loves moms more than Matt-Man and Jayman. They will be talking about their favorite moms of all time, both real and imaginary. Then some of the WORST moms of all time and finally MILFs. Everyone loves MILFs. And of course who better to give mom advice to women than Matt-Man and Jayman? Also, they might have a few thoughts on Mommy Bloggers that you won't want to miss.
To balance out all that chick stuff, the NFL Draft was this week and the IWS Team will be on hand to break it all down for you guys. We'll present some expert analysis that you just won't get anywhere else.
Who knows what else we might feel like talking about and don't forget those phone lines are always open! Call us up with anything that's on your minds. Mommies get moved to the front of the line.
Ponies, Piñatas, and Playas
May 5, 2014 02:05:00
Join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team as they keep you up to speed on the fast, out of the gate action that takes place during the beginning of May. IWS Radio recaps the Kentucky Derby, holds a live, on-air Cinco de Mayo party, and previews the 2014 NFL Draft. As always, laughter will be on tap as Jay, Matt, and the IWS Players break down the events of day and take your phone calls. Grab a mint julep, put on your sombrero, and mock the draft along with IWS Radio.
Hipsters, Hippies and Hacks OH MY!
Apr 28, 2014 02:02:00
The list of people that Matt-Man and Jayman are sick of is long and impressive. From left-wing loonies to right-wing whackjobs to holier-than-thou people to crybabies to hipsters to literary and comedic hacks to vegans and on and on and on Matt-Man and Jayman are sick of their crap. Today they take a stand!
Join Matt and Jay along with Rev Moneymaker, Paul Piatt, Bobby Kraft and other correspondents and friends as they try to make sense of it all. The phone lines are always open so feel free to call the show and make your feelings heard too!
Jesus Christ: Tan, Rested, And Ready
Apr 21, 2014 02:06:00
Easter is here, and Jay and Matt are putting on their Sunday go to meetin’ clothes and hanging out with Jesus for the day, as IWS Radio celebrates the resurrection of Christ and all things Easter.
IWS Radio will be serving up the Easter funny, by talking Easter traditions, candy, food, and of course, talking about and with Jesus Christ himself as he leaves the tomb after three days feeling tan, rested, and ready to save the world.
All of that, plus music, biting satire on world events, and your phone calls on this week’s IWS Radio Show.
Poetry, Prose and Poseurs
Apr 14, 2014 02:06:00
April is, as you know, National Poetry Month. Well, IWS Radio has been celebrating both on the air,on the WEBSITE and this week we're going big on the poetry. You'll hear from not just Matt-Man and Jayman, but several of our correspondents will be sharing their poetic creations too. Plus, we're encouraging everyone out there to call in with their favorite poem or an original poem of their own.
Aaaaaaand don't forget that it's also Palm Sunday and time for Passover. We've got a few thoughts on that too. Plus, Matt and Jay have just got to get into the silliness that is Favstar. People get on Twitter and are desperate for validation in the form of stars and re-tweets for their lame one liners. It really wouldn't be that big of deal if these people were actually funny and didn't take it all so seriously.
That and so much more PLUS YOUR CALLS!!!
Rejection, Heartache, and Haggis
Apr 7, 2014 02:02:00
We all have been rejected by others at some point in our lives and Jay and Matt will be sharing the sting of rejection they have felt over the years while listening to your stories of angst and hurt. And, as nothing goes better with rejection than poetry, IWS Radio will be kicking off National Poetry Month as well.
But fear not, this show will not dwell in the cesspool of sorrow for two hours; we will also celebrate Tartan Day. Have fun with us, as we celebrate with, and poke fun of Scots and all things Scotland. If the sports gods are willing, we will also have a live report from Dallas highlighting the festivities surrounding the NCAA Final Four. All that, plus your phone calls on this week’s installment of IWS Radio.
All Give and No Take at IWS Radio
Mar 31, 2014 02:07:00
Here at IWS Radio all we do is give and give and give and we do it all for you, our listeners. That's exaclty what we're doing this week too. Matt-Man has to fill in for the new chick at the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Burnett and Elmore roads in Bagwine, Ohio) but is he letting that stop him from entertaining the masses? Hell no! Our solution is to just do the show in prime time baby!
So join us and our correspondents like Paul Piatt, Bobby Kraft, Joshua, Slyder, Tammy Tibbles and others for non-stop fun and games! Also, those phone lines will be open as always for you to call in with whatever is on your mind too!
The Lost Weekend
Mar 24, 2014 02:02:00
St. Paddy’s Day has passed. Spring has sprung like a wet noodle. Easter and warmer weather are still a few weeks away. It’s as if nothing is going on and we’re as lost as Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370. No worries. Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are here to inject some much needed funny and excitement into the doldrums and dog days of Lent.
Bobby Kraft, Tammy Tibbles, Drew Peacock, Paul Piatt, and Slyder Balzcock will be joining Jay and Matt as they discuss Flight MH370, March Madness, birthdays galore, National Chip and Dip Day, and all the while taking your phone calls. Find yourself and your sense of humor during this lost weekend of late March, by listening to IWS Radio.
St Patrick's Day 2014 Erin Go Bragh Y'all
Mar 17, 2014 02:03:00
Much like their Irish ancestors Matt-Man and Jayman are gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked. Well, there's gonna be a whole lot of stroking of funny bones this week on IWS and maybe just a bit of provoking too. It's gonna be a HUGE St. Patrick's Day Extravaganza full of love, laughter and music.
We'll hear from our Canadian correspondent Jamie and find out how they're celebrating north of the border as well as Poetry 'n Such with Paul Piatt, some Mild Cheddar from Bobby Kraft, a Schmoop Update, Aunt Jackie will once again rock the house and who knows what else! All this and YOUR CALLS!
Force Feeding Spring 2014
Mar 10, 2014 02:06:00
Winter wants to keep hanging on, but with the Daylight Saving Time kicking in, Jay and Matt are ushering in sunny days and warmer climes by force feeding Spring upon their diverse and worldwide audience.
Lawn and garden tips, spring cleaning advice, an update on Lent, and the vernal and smokin’ hot vocal stylings of Aunt Jax all add up to a heat wave of hilarity and the complete and long anticipated meltdown of Old Man Winter 2014.
Jay and Matt will as always, be bringing their witty and sod busting humor along with insightful musings from Kirk Douglas, Guy Ahnyurdyck, Bobby Kraft, Martin, Stubby Stonehenge, and Tammy Tibbles.
All of that, plus your phone calls as IWS Radio ushers in an early Spring by spreading the fertilizer of funny onto the front lawn of Blog Talk Radio.
Lent 2014 is FAST Approaching
Mar 3, 2014 02:05:00
It's almost time for Lent once again so Matt-Man and Jayman are here to help everyone out. We've got all kinds of great ideas for Lent including meatless or breadless recipes, ideas about what to give up and sympathy for people who will be working with someone who gave up alcohol or smoking for Lent.
We'll also analyse these "religious liberty" laws that many states including Arizona have been attempting to pas. Plus, we'll have the Rev. Moneymaker, Kirk Douglas, Bobby Kraft, Father Limerick, Slyder Balzcock and MAYBE Schmoop if she can be a little less hurtful this week. All this plus YOUR CALLS!
Write Drunk; Edit Sober
Feb 24, 2014 02:05:00
Jay and Matt dive head first into the process and artistry of writing. What does good writing consist of? Who are the true greats of literature? Has the internet developed or diluted great writing? Jay and Matt, along with noted authors Bobby Kraft, Tammy Tibbles, and Paul Piatt will answer those questions and take your phone calls, as IWS Radio talks writing in their unique and award winning comedic style.
A Potpourri Extravaganza of News Weather and Sports
Feb 17, 2014 02:06:00
Matt-Man and Jayman are just hanging out on the front porch of the internet enjoying a glass of lemonade discussing what's going on in the world. Once again there's just too much happening in the world to just stick to a single topic. We've got the Olympics, Presidetn's Day, recapping of Valentine's Day and the possible end of winter for some people.
Matt and Jay might have some observations on our friends the Russians and their Olympics, presidents including the job Obama is doing plus any other big news item that might happen during the week. Joshua, Dixie, Guy, Stubby, Martin, Tammy Tibbles, Bobby K and others will all be here to give us their take on different subjects too. All this and YOUR CALLS!
It’s Hot As An Oven In The Love Shack
Feb 10, 2014 02:07:00
It is still frigid outside, but the IWS Radio team is heating things up as they celebrate and denigrate Valentine’s Day and all things love. Join Jay, Matt, Paul Piatt, Drew Peacock, Bobby Kraft, and Schmoop as they spread the steam, the regret, and the Valentine’s love.
In addition, Slyder Balzcock will have a Winter Olympic update, the smokin’ hot Aunt Jax will be showing off her sexy vocals, Jamie will be bringing the Love, Canadian Style, and the elusive Agent Smug may even stop by. All that plus, your phone calls as IWS Radio broadcasts LIVE from The Love Shack..
2014 Year in Review
Jan 27, 2014 02:02:00
2014 got off to a fast start and never slowed down! There was so much happening not only in the news and sports worlds, but in Matt and Jay's lives too! So, let's all gather round and review the wild ups and downs of 2014. There were wins, losses, happy moments and emotionally devasting times we all had. Call us up at 661.244.9852 and tell us how 2014 treated you too!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Jan 13, 2014 02:08:00
Sure…bridge closing politicians, smug cable TV political pundits, and brain dead sports gurus can dish out the mumblings of moral superiority and rants of self-righteousness, but can they take it? Find out, as Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team give some of their least favorite people in the world of politics and media, a dose of their own smug, self-righteous medicine.
It is a hilarious, no-holds-barred two hours of fun as IWS Radio spits their comedic venom on some of the most insufferable yet well-paid people in the world. Join us and join in by listening and calling and let us know who your least favorite people are, as IWS Radio does a hit piece on some of the most unlikable pieces of humanity in the world today.
The Man's Survival Guide for 2014
Jan 6, 2014 02:05:00
It’s a new year Guys so start it off with some helpful advice from Jay and Matt. IWS Radio is reaching out to the men in the world in order to help them make 2014 the year that they learn how to cook, get a better job, be better in bed, and capture that special lady and keep her begging for more.
As renown experts on making the ladies swoon and highly successful men in their own right, Jay and Matt (and the IWS Radio team) promise to make every man who listens, a better cook, better dressed, on the career rise, and smokin’ hot in the bed and with the ladies. All that plus your phone calls. C’mon Guys…You NEED our help!!
IWS Radio 2014: Bigger and Stoopider
Dec 30, 2013 02:04:00
2014 is going to be HUGE and IWS Radio is going to be a big part of it. We hope. Anyway, join us as we look back a bit at 2013 and then ahead to what a great year 2014 is going to be. We'll make a few predictions and talk about some of our big plans that may or may not happen. Plus, we'll hear from Smugly Superior Dana, the Rev. Moneymaker, Guy, Drew and a very special Kwanzaa story from Malcolm. Who knows who else might drop by too! All this and YOUR CALLS!!
A Holly Jolly Festivus
Dec 23, 2013 02:06:00
Christmas celebrations never end here at IWS! We're gonna celebrate Christmases past, present and future this week! We'll check in with all of our correspondents, be treated to a special Stand Up Comedy Show from Santa himself and get Christmas well wishes from celebrities and friends of IWS all over the world. Plus, a very special performance of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" by the IWS Players.
Also, we will celebrate Festivus and just might air a few grievances and invite you to call in and do the same!
IWS Office Christmas Party 2013
Dec 16, 2013 02:05:00
Pop a cork and grab your mistletoe because IWS Radio is holding their 4th Annual Office Christmas Party and you are all invited. Jay, Matt, and entire IWS Radio gang will be supplying all of the booze, music, sex, and hilarity that makes a Christmas party great. We will be broadcasting LIVE from our offices in Redneckville AR., Bagwine, OH, and our provencial office in Ontario, CANADA!!
Join us for tips on holiday etiquette, gift exchanges, staff layoffs, and a knock out singing performance by a sultry vixen who loves IWS Radio. All of that plus your phone calls. Merry Christmas and pass the Wild Turkey!!
Candice the Phone Sex Girl
Dec 9, 2013 02:04:00
Ever wonder what REALLY happens on those 900 phone sex lines? Well Candice, a former 900 line operator is our special guest this week adn she's gonna tell you all about it. We'll find out what kind of people call those lines and what kind of things they want to talk about. Plus, we'll ask Candice if she recognizes Matt or Jay's voice! Gather around the computer kids and learn all about the phone sex industry. Plus we'll be taking YOUR CALLS!
War On Christmas 2013: Rise of the Tinsel
Dec 2, 2013 02:08:00
It's yet another Christmas season that involves the holy baby Jesus getting kicked to the curb by secularists, and Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio team are on hand to break it all down for you. In addition to giving a sin by sin blow of the War on Christmas, Jay and Matt will talk about their week off during Thanksgiving and spin the Hannukah dreidel. All that, plus your phone calls!!
Food, Family, Festivity: The Holidays are Coming
Nov 18, 2013 02:04:00
Get ready kids! It's almost time fo the Holidays! Matt-Man and Jayman are here to make sure you are ready for the anslaught of good cheer and marriment. We'll give you all the advice you need for holiday party planning incuding food, gift ideas, travel tips and ideas on how to get through the season without any emotional meltdowns.
Also, in a rare turn of the calendar, Hanukkah and Thanksgiving will happen at the same time. How should one deal with that? We've got some ideas.
Plus we'll hear from our correspondents and advertisers who are here to help you deal with the holidays AND the premiere epiosde of "The REAL Giada at Home!" You won't want to miss that! All that and more in our big Holiday Preview Extravagaza PLUS YOUR CALLS!
Games People Play
Nov 11, 2013 02:02:00
The holidays season is close upon us, and what better way to spend time with friends and family than playing some games. Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio crew will discuss their all-time favorite games...perhaps come up with some new ones, and discuss the wicked holiday head games family members play with each other when getting together for a turkey dinner and the birth of the Holy Baby Jesus.
All of this frivolity plus your phone calls with your favorite games of all-time. So...roll the dice, spin the wheel, and join IWS Radio for the Games People Play show.
What is Your Relationship Status?
Nov 4, 2013 02:03:00
Matt-Man and Jayman know all about how difficult it is to maintain a good relationship with friends and family. This week we're going to discuss this whole "relationship" idea and what it means. How many of your relationships are of the one-way variety? Those are probably the saddest of all.
Then there are online relationships. How do they differ from so-called "real life" relationships? We'll discuss that too. And of course we'll hear from different correspondents who will probably have some very deep thoughts on this subject and more. All this and YOUR CALLS!
Walking in a Wicca Wonderland with Rev James Smith
Oct 28, 2013 02:03:00
Join Jay and Matt as they spend some time talking with High Priest and Founder of the Celtic Wicca Coven, Rev. James Smith. Arch Druid Smith will talk about what Wicca is, what it is not, and help to immerse and educate us in the Druid culture as they near their celebration of Samhain.
The IWS staff will also be chiming in with a hilariously scary reading of Edgar Allan Poe's, The Raven as we talk about Halloween fun, all the while taking your phone calls.
Join IWS Radio for a show that is certain to be full of hilarity and enlightenment!!
Who am I and Why am I Here?
Oct 21, 2013 02:02:00
Everyone needs to slow down and do a little self-reflection every once in a while. That's just what Matt-Man and Jayman are going to do this week. We're gonna engage in a little introspection and try to figure out where our lives are heading and where it all went wrong.
We'll be joined by our correspondents Guy Ahnurdyck, the Rev. Moneymaker and get deep in the Poet's Corner w/ Paul Piatt and some Tumblr Deep Thoughts with Bobby Kraft. Who knows who else might show up too. And of course we'll be taking YOUR CALLS!
Breakfast at Stupid's
Oct 13, 2013 02:03:00
IWS Radio is doing a prep-free, spontaneous Saturday morning show. Jay and Matt are inviting all of you to their place for some omelets, frosted flakes, and Saturday morning buffoonery as they go live and improvisational, all the while taking your calls, and serving breakfast to all who listen. It’s going to be huge…so butter your toast, and have your eggs served funny-side up by IWS Radio.
Oct 7, 2013 02:02:00
Wie Geht's Baby!? It's Oktoberfest season and Sunday October 6th is German-American Day so strap on your lederhosen, fill up your stein, and check out the sexy frauleins with Jay and Matt as IWS Radio celebrates Oktoberfest as only the nearly always #1 Comedy show on BTR can.
German music, beer, jokes, and your phone calls will be on tap. So don't walk, goose-step it on over to the IWS Oktoberfest 2013 Celebration.
Cussin the Egg Rolls
Sep 30, 2013 02:02:00
Today is Confucius Day kids! How exciting is that? Well, Confucius' lesser known brother Profucius will be here with us to share his very special kind of wisdom with our vast and diverse worldwide audience along with celebrating all that is great about China. We'll also be checking in to see Ted Cruz is still talking and have a special edition of The McLaughlin Group!
We'll explor the Sensual Side of LIfe with Drew Peacock and of course visit the Poet's Corner with Paul Piatt AAAAAANNNNDDDD a first ever "Smugly Superior w/ Dana" report!
It's also International Coffee Day and National River something day so we'll have a few thoughts on that too.
Plus, we'll take YOUR CALLS!!!
Overrated and Underrated Show
Sep 23, 2013 02:02:00
Were the Beatles really that great? Does the NFL secretly suck? Is bacon really delicious? Is Vegas as cool as they claim? There are a lot of people, place and things in this world that are either badly overrated or shamefully underrated and Matt-Man and Jayman are here to tell you guys all about it. We'll talk about things we love, hate are indifferent to and maybe express some unpopular opinions.
We'll also hear from Rev Moneymaker, Paul Piatt and who knows who else! Also, we'll be taking your calls. Let us know what you think is overrated or underrated or really, anything else that's on your mind.
Food, Sex and Farm Animals
Sep 16, 2013 02:02:00
Nothing annoys Matt-Man and Jayman more than the ridiculous serving size recommendations on cans and boxes of food. Who are these people kidding? We're supposed to eat just ONE sausage patty? This might be the biggest threat to our freedom of our lifetimes. Matt and Jay are here to take a stand!
Plus Sunday kicks off Hispanic Heritage Month and National Farm Animal Awareness Week so we'll definitely celebrate both of those. And, even though Yom Kippur is over Matt and Jay have agreed to extend it a bit to allow folks the opportunity to call us up and atone for their sins or apologize to us for transgressions. Aaaaaaaaand it's Heidi Montag's birthday!
Also, we'll have our correspondents Kirk Douglas, Slyder Ballzcock, Stubby Stonhenge and FIRST EVER CANADA REPORT W/ JAMIE!!!!
Aaaaaaand of course we all know that good food, holidays and celebrations lead to sex.
Ground Game and Aerial Attacks
Sep 9, 2013 02:03:00
Syria and the NFL pretty much dominate the American media right now. Since Matt-Man and Jayman are members in good standing of the elite media community we shall follow along and talk lots and lots of NFL and Syria. Plus, we might throw in some discussions of a few other issues that might pop up too.
We've got NFL predictions, memories and talk about our favorite and least favorite announcers. Plus Syria predictions and our favorite and least favorite of the political players involved in this international crises.
All that and YOUR CALLS!!!
Season 4 Premiere Extravaganza
Sep 2, 2013 02:03:00
Season four is ready to roll and Matt-Man and Jayman are all fired up! We've got lots of great stuff to talk about including Miley Cyrus' twerking (sorry Jamie we can't let go of it) Syria, football season and who knows what else. We'll also hear from our correspondents including Slyer, Bobby, Guy, PAUL PIATT and several others.
Plus! We will have Tess from Topless Equality on to talk to us about their movement to eliminate laws that stop women from being topless in public spaces like men are allowed to be. Check them out here:
All this and YOUR CALLS!!!
Season 3 Finale
Aug 26, 2013 02:04:00
Believe it or not IWS Radio has been on the air for three whole years! IKNOWRITE?? Season three has been pretty amazing and full of all kinds of fun and games. So, Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to celebrate.
We'll have all kinds of congratulatory calls from celebrities and other famous people plus we'll take a little trip down memory lane and relive some of our favorite shows and moments from Season 3. We'll also look ahead to Season 4 which promises to be even more exciting!
Plus we'll celebrate YOU the listeners out there who have made us one of the top comedy shows on BTR! Phone lines are open so call us up and celebrate with us.
Bad Poetry in Motion
Aug 19, 2013 02:02:00
It's National Bad Poetry Day and who better than to celebrate it the right way than Matt-Man, Jayman and the whole gang at IWS Radio. That's right we're gonna bring the bad poetry to the masses. All of our correspondents will be chiming in with original(ish) poems too.
Plus! Luis the Ice Man was sworn in this week as America's newest American! So we'll talk to him about what it feels like to be an American now.
Plus, all kinds of other fun and games and YOUR CALLS!!
Dog Days of Summer
Aug 12, 2013 02:03:00
We're right in the middle of the most boring days of the year. The whole world is on vacation, there's nothing but reruns on TV, the NFL is playing fake games and trying to make us think they matter and the heat and humidity are just brutal. Luckily, Matt-Man and Jayman are here to entertain the masses talking about just whatever is happening in their world and yours. Join them for all the fun and games and call in and tell us how bored you are or something!
Happy Birther Day Barack Obama
Aug 5, 2013 02:02:00
It's President Barack Obama's 52nd birthday!! Only 13 more years until you can get on Medicare and away from Obamacare Mr. President! Anyway, Matt-Man and Jayman have decided to throw a big-ass birthday party for the President. We'll have the entire IWS staff here to comment and join the party.
Also, we'll talk about appropriate presents for the President on his birthday. Plus, some general birthday party ideas and tips.
This, some discussion about the scandals and stories of the week and YOUR CALLS! Call in and wish Obama a happy birthday (or a crappy one if you wish)!
Sexy Sexting Show
Jul 29, 2013 02:02:00
America is addicted to sexting. At least it appears that way. And there's nobody more into sexting that Matt-Man and Jayman. As soon as this latest round of the Anthony Weiner scandal broke, they went on line to find out what sexting was all about and damn if they didn't think it sounded like fun.
So, it's all about sexting this week on IWS. Matt and Jay will share some of their sexting secrets and maybe a few of the HAWT messages and texts they've received over the years.
Plus we'll have Paul Piatt, the Rev Momeymaker and more fun and games. Be sure to call us up and tell us about your favorite sexting techniques too!
Summer of Love
Jul 22, 2013 02:03:00
Matt-Man and Jayman have a lot of love in their hearts. They pretty much love everyone, even the folks who don't love them back. So this week on IWS Radio it's all about love. Matt and Jay are just like a couple of hippies in the Sixties heading for Woodstock just trying to spread love and peace to everyone.
They'll also talk about lost loves and unrequited love. We'll have Paul Piatt come by for some poetry of love and Bobby Kraft wants to tell us all about a chance he THOUGHT he had at love that was not to be.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand we'll also discuss whether or not men and women can just be friends without it ever becoming sexual. (Spoiler Alert: Yes)
All that and YOUR PHONE CALLS!
Heat Wave of Hilarity
Jul 15, 2013 02:02:00
Summer heat too much for ya? Well come inside and get away from the relentless sun by listening to Matt-Man and Jayman on IWS Radio! You'll be sweating laughter as our rays of hilarity beat down on you. Or something like that.
There's a movie being filmed in Redneckville and our own Bobby Kraft is poised to become a big movie star, so we sent Dixie Ozark down to interview him.
Paul Piatt will be here for your poetry enjoyment as always.
PLUS! Good friend of IWS Luis who came on earlier this year to tell us about his harrowing journey immigrating to the US. Well, this week Louis passed his citizenship test and we're gonna help him and Mrs. Louis celebrate!
All this and YOUR CALLS!
Matt and Jay LIVE!
Jul 8, 2013 02:02:00
It's been a busy Fourth of July week for Matt and Jay so this week we're just gonna wing it! That's right kids. Along with talking about hanging out with family, going to brew pubs and Schmoop's Staycation, Matt and Jay are just gonna talk about whatever pops up! Of course, YOU can always be what pops up by calling in. Anyway, tune in to see what crazy antics we come up with.
Drunk on History
Jul 1, 2013 02:02:00
Nobody loves history and beer more than Matt-Man and Jayman. The week of 4th of July is also the best week each year to celebrate those two things and that's just what we're gonna do this week! We'll talk about great and not-so-great moments in history and some of our favorite and not-so-favorite historical figures. Plus, there will be updates from historical sites all across the country and a very special musical celebration of America!
But, that's not all! We will also celebrate this week's DOMA and Pro 8 rulings w/ our favorite lesbian Angie!! So stick a feather in your cap and call it Yankee Doodle and then join us for this Red, White and Blue celebration!
Ratchet Summer Show
Jun 24, 2013 02:02:00
It's the first weekend of summer and IWS is here to break it all down for you! We're gonna talke summer heat, vacations, parties, road trips and of course cuisine and so much more! We'll check in with some tourist attractions and hear from tourist and visitor's bureau and talk about some of our favorite vacation spots. Maybe even a few we've been to! As always we'll hear from our correspondents, visit the Poet's corner with Paul Piatt and have a VERY special tribut to the late, great Slim Whitman. All that and YOUR CALLS!
Jun 17, 2013 02:02:00
You know folks, men just don't get enough credit these days! Since today is Father's Day Matt-Man and Jayman have decided it's time to celebrate men! So, that's just what we're gonna do. We'll celebrate DILFs, manly-men, girly-men, great dads, crummy dads, funny men, boring men and men in general. So be sure to join us and even call in to talk about how much you love men too!
Show Me The Funny
Jun 10, 2013 02:02:00
It's IWS' third annual Joke Show!! This is the show that people look forward to all year long. Matt and Jay will share some of their favorite jokes. Better than that though, some of our listeners have submitted jokes via audio files and we will be playing those! Plus, we'll be taking calls from anyone who wants to share a good joke or humorous story with us.
Also, our correspondents Bobby Kraft, Dixie Ozark, Guy Ahnyurdyck, weatherman Kirk Douglas, sports director Slyder Balzcock will all be along to participate in this annual event.! We will also have several Public Service Announcements during the show including important ones from Sarah McLachlan and Michael Douglas.
This one is gonna be EPIC!
Some Gave All
May 27, 2013 02:03:00
It's Memorial Day Weekend and it looks like it's up to Matt-Man and Jayman to celebrate it properly. We'll be talking about what Memorial Day REALLY stands for and then discuss some of our favorite War Movies and TV shows, Military Heroes (real and imagined), Memorial Day activities and all that great stuff. As always we'll be joined by Paul Piatt, Bobby Kraft, Kirk Douglas with the weather and YOUR CALLS!
People: They're the Worst
May 20, 2013 02:02:00
People are rude and Matt-Man and Jayman have just about had enough of it. Not just people in real life, but online too. So, Matt and Jay are going to break this all down for you and see if they can figure out why this is the case. They'll talk about rude people they've encountered and even some of the rudest people in history. If there's time, Matt and Jay might also talk about times that they have been rude too.
Of course, there are some amazingly nice people out there too. People who go out of their way to be nice or helpful even when there is reason to other than they're nice people. Matt and Jay will celebrate those people too.
Plus, we'll have reports Slyder Balzcock, Paul Piatt, Bobby Kraft and who knows who else will chime in. All this and YOUR CALLS!
MILF Appreciation Day
May 13, 2013 02:02:00
It's Mother's Day in the U.S. and nobody loves and respects moms more than Matt-Man and Jayman! So we're dedicating the whole show to mothers! Well, most of the show. Okay, a good portion of it. We'll celebrate moms and milfs in our own special, charming way. We'll hear from Martin, Buddy Acapella, Paul Piatt and who knows who else! Then maybe we'll check in on the other news of the week and break it all down for ya. All that and YOUR CALLS!
Losing it with Dana
May 6, 2013 02:02:00
Ms. Dana Lu, a good friend of IWS, recently underwent a Sleeve Gastrectomy. Dana will be here this week to tell us all about her surgery, the decision process behind choosing to have it and her weight loss journey. It will be a fascinating discussion about fitness, healthy lifestyles and different weight loss surgery options. Be sure to join us for Dana's inspiring story and even call in with your questions!
And, in the second half of the show we will be joined by The Ice Man Louis to celebrate Cinco de Mayo! Louis will share his equally inspiring journey to become an American citizen after growing up in a violence-torn village in Mexico. You'll be proud of Luis AND American after hearing from him!
At Long Last: Spring
Apr 29, 2013 02:02:00
It looks like Spring is finally gonna happen and with it there's a lot of work to do. It's time for some Spring Cleaning, gardening and landscaping, auto maintenance and cookouts. Matt-Man and Jayman are here to break it all down for you and let you know what all needs to be done. We'll have Paul Piatt and a few others along too. All that and YOUR CALLS!
Whats On Tap
Apr 22, 2013 02:02:00
It's been a long week with Boston, Ricin Letters, West Texas and all and it's time for a little distraction from the IWS Team. And, since the NFL Draft is coming up this week, we have decided to hold several drafts of some of our favorite people, places and things. So join us for all the fun and games and even call in with your top draft choices!
Sarcasm Awareness Week
Apr 15, 2013 02:02:00
Matt-Man and Jayman have realized that there are a lot of people out there who just don't get sarcasm. There are even more who don't understand satire, parodies or absurdity. So, as usual, the IWS Radio crew is here to help. We'll break this all down and explain it fully. In our own way, of course.
Plus we'll have Poet's Corner w/ Paul Piatt, a Redneckville Report from Dixie Ozark and all kinds of other fun and games. All this and YOUR CALLS!
Hookers and Blow
Apr 8, 2013 01:59:00
Jay Leno is out at NBC, the Final Four, the Master's, Obama's allegedly sexist remark to Kamala Harris, the Class Police were out in force over the Kevin Ware injury and the Media Whores did what they do day after day. Matt-Man and Jayman are here to break it all down for you and bring the funny. All that AND YOUR CALLS!
Christ's Coming Out Party
Apr 1, 2013 02:01:00
It's Easter Sunday kinds! It's time to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus and other fun stuff. We'll do that plus we've got lots of great fun and games for ya. We've got live reports from the Supreme court, poetry readings, an interview with the Easter Bunny, uplifting music from Buddy Acapella, movie trailers and who knows what else! Plus we'll call the Beer Mine, the R-Man AND the Matt-Man future EX!!!! All this and more including YOUR CALLS!
Mar 25, 2013 02:02:00
It's Palm Sunday but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun kids! We'll talk about Palm Sunday and even have a live remote both from Palm Sunday activities in Redneckville AND Jerusalem! Also, Obama is in Israel and you know we can't let that go without comment. The NCAA Tournament is in full swing. Michael Bloomberg is up to his Nanny State tricks again and Kirk Douglas will be along with a weather report. On top of all that Joshua will have an exclusive interview with John the Apostle! All that and YOUR CALLS!
Forty Shades of Matt and Jay
Mar 18, 2013 02:01:00
It's St. Patrick's Day and we have a new Pope! How did we ever get so lucky? Matt-Man and Jayman will break down down both St. Patrick's Day and Pope Francis and provide you with the perfect analysis and what it all means.
Plus, we'll have updates from Joshua, Dick Morris, the weather will Kirk Douglas, Sports with Slyder Balzcock, the Poet's Corner with Paul Piatt and YOUR CALLS! Man, what a party this is gonna be!
The Sound and the Funny
Mar 10, 2013 01:05:00
Our last Saturday Night show! After this we move to Sundays at noon. So, we're going to reminisce a bit. We've gathered some of our favorite audio files from over the years and we're going to play them and laugh. Also, we'll see what else is happening in the world and provide instant analysis. All that and YOUR CALLS!
Mar 7, 2013 01:03:00
Matt-Man and Jayman have gone PREMIUM! That's right kids, no more getting cutoff at 30 minutes on the live stream and then only 15 more minutes in archives. We can go and go and go until we pass out. Or you do. Whatever.
So, we'll discuss our future as a PREMIUM show plus see what's happening in the world that we can make fun of. All that and YOUR CALLS!
Crossing the Line
Mar 3, 2013 00:48:00
After a week full of outraged and offended people bitching and whining, Matt-Man and Jayman think it's time to talk about crossing the line. Do comedians have an obligation to try and push the envelope? Or, should they steer clear of some subjects? Do people express their outrage mostly out of guilt because they're embarrassed that they laughed at an off-color joke? Probably. Anyway, we'll talk about this and our BIG NEWS this week PLUS take your calls!
I Love My Khuntry
Feb 28, 2013 00:48:00
Seth MacFarlane was either great or really horrible hosting the Oscars. The Onion was either outrageously mean and hurtful to a sweet little girl, or outrageously hilarious. Manti Te'o either ruined his draft chances at the NFL combine, or his poor showing is not big deal because you can't measure heart. The sequester is either going to destroy the economy or we'll barely even notice the automatic cuts.
What is true, and what is bull? We'll lay it all out for you and provide everyone with our expert analysis of these topics and maybe talk a bit about other, less important things. All this and your calls!
Debi Daly Uncrossed
Feb 24, 2013 00:47:00
Matt-Man and Jayman are so excited to present our special guest Debi Daly!!! Woo-Hoooo!
Debi is the one of, if not THE most talked about hosts on BTR. She's a sweet, funny, very deep and thoughtful lady who also seems to have attracted some undesirable folks for some reason. So, she's coming on IWS to talk about online and real life trolls and stalkers and other hateful people. Strap in kids, this is going to be one wild ride!
Matt and Jay Uncrossed
Feb 21, 2013 00:48:00
Mississippi joins the 19th century, Tim Tebow is a bigot, NBC declares war on Christians, Mindy McCready shoots her dog then herself, Obama plays golf with Tiger and so much more! Man, the last couple of weeks have been so busy it's hard to keep up with it all. Luckily, Matt-Man and Jayman are here to help. We'll provide expert analysis on everything that is going on AND take your calls!
Open Line Saturday
Feb 17, 2013 00:47:00
Asteroid AD 14, Russian Meteor, Chris Dorner, The Pope resigning, State of the Union, Hagel Filibuster, Oscar Pistorius killing his girlfriend ... it's been a wild week! Sure, Matt-Man and Jayman can provide you guys with expert analysis of each of these events, but they thought you guys might have something important to say too. So, the lines are open, whatever you want to talk about. You can talk about the big news of the week, or something happening in your life. Call us up and unload all over us!
Kick Ash Wednesday
Feb 14, 2013 00:48:00
It's Ash Wednesday, Pope Benedict XVI is quitting, and Jay is already regretting giving up Pepsi for Lent. This show could get a little chippy. Matt-Man and Jayman talk about Lent, what might be next for Ratzi the Nazi, who might replace him and where the Catholic Church goes from here. You won't get any better analysis of this story anywhere else kids! So, join us and even call in with your take.
On Writing Deux
Feb 10, 2013 00:47:00
It's time for another show about writing. Matt-Man and Jayman talk about their love of writing and writers. We talk about what, and who inspire us, and our favorite styles of writing. We might also talk some about our favorite writers. All that and your calls!
Be My Validation
Feb 7, 2013 00:47:00
Star, ReTweet, Share, Favorite, Stumble Upon, ReBlog and Upvote on Reddit this show! Tell Matt-Man and Jayman they're pretty and funny! We all need validation sometimes, but some of you people are a little too addicted to "stars" "hearts" and "likes." And it's kind of annoying. Matt and Jay will get to the bottom of this Favstar obsession people have, how it works and why it has taken over some people lives and caused them to lose all perspective in life. All that and so much more on IWS Radio!
Feb 3, 2013 00:48:00
If the Zombies were going to attack, wouldn't doing so during the Super Bowl be the perfect time? It's Super Bowl 47 Weekend and if you haven't been invited to a watch party yet, you're probably not going to be. Unless you invite yourself. Not that we know anyone like that. Anyway, we'll talk a little about Super Bowl 47, New Orleans, Baltimore, San Francisco, parties, loneliness, food and even the pros and cons of attending a Super Bowl Party. Plus, who knows what else. Join us for a good time!
Context is Everything
Jan 31, 2013 00:47:00
It's Super Bowl Week which means that Matt-Man and Jayman are ready for the wings, nachos, brats and all the other great things that come with it. We'll also be talking a bit about the news of the day if anything interesting is happening, like IRANIAN SPACE MONKEYS, and unveil our new segment called "Out of Context Quotes" All this and so much more! Join us and even call in to share all the fun!
Internet Love and Friendship
Jan 27, 2013 00:47:00
We all have "real life" friends and family who try to tell us that our "internet friends" aren't real. No matter how much we try to tell them that our internet friends are just as real as real life friends, they won't believe us. Well, Matt-Man and Jayman have lots of internet friends and this week they're gonna talk about how real and awesome they are and how great Social Media can be. Be sure to join us and call in with your happy internet and social media stories.
Nothing and Everything
Jan 24, 2013 00:47:00
Matt-Man and Jayman give their unique perspective on what's happening in the world. Great in-depth analysis of President Obama's inauguration and what's coming up in his second term. Manti Te'o and his hot dead imaginary girlfriend. The Super Bowl. And really just whatever else they think of. All this and YOUR CALLS!
The Jerk Store
Jan 20, 2013 00:47:00
Hey the Jerk Store called and they're all out of Matt-Man and Jayman! After nearly of week of raging against everyone and everything in society that pisses them off, Matt and Jay will now talk about what a-holes they are. I know it's shocking and you probably won't believe them, but it's true. Matt and Jay have pulled some pretty bad dick moves over the years. So listen in and be disappointed in their rudeness and generally assholery. Also, be sure to call in and tell everyone about the times YOU were a jerk too!
Jan 17, 2013 00:48:00
People suck. Matt-Man and Jayman don't though. And neither do our listeners! But, just about everyone else does. Lance Armstrong? Sucks. Self-Aggrandizing celebrities at awards shows? Suck. People who bitch about celebrities on social media? Suck. Rude people? Suck.
Today Matt and Jay are just gonna bitch about people, places and things. Join us in our bitch session and even call in if you have something to bitch about too.
Local News Show 2
Jan 13, 2013 00:48:00
It's time for another "Local News Show" on IWS. Jayman and Matt-Man have been gathering some of the more fascinating stories from the local newspapers, magazines and TV news and will entertain the masses with it. We live in a couple of very busy and whacky towns, so there's sure to be all kinds of hot action to report on. Be sure to join us and even call in with a news update from your town!
Jan 10, 2013 00:48:00
With Human Trafficking Awareness Day coming up on January 11th, Jay and Matt will be talking with their guest Katherine, who is deeply involved in helping to eradicate the world of this crime.
12.3 million adults and children are currently in forced labor, bonded labor and forced prostitution. Worldwide, 1.8 per 1,000 persons is a victim of human trafficking, increasing to three persons per 1,000 in Asia and the Pacific.
They'll discuss the effects, the ramifications, and take your calls while shedding light on this worldwide problem
The Heartache Show
Jan 6, 2013 00:47:00
Matt-Man and Jayman have had more than their share of heartache in life and they feel it's time to share it with you. Also, there are people out there that Matt and Jay would like to give some heartache to and they might just do that this week. On top of that we will wallow in the heartache of other people like John Boehner and Lance Armstrong and anyone else we can think of. So join us and let's make it all better together.
The Year of Stupid
Jan 3, 2013 00:47:00
2012 is finally over and it's a new year with new challenges and opportunities and after thinking it over, Matt-Man and Jayman have decided to make 2013 our bitch. IWS is going to totally dominate. In the Internet Radio World. Social Media World. Blog World. In YOUR world. IWS will reign supreme. 2013 will be ... The Year of Stupid!
Good Riddance 2012
Dec 30, 2012 00:48:00
It's almost 2013 and Matt-Man and Jayman are here to say goodbye to 2012 in style. 2012 sucked and honestly, 2013 isn't looking much better, but we're willing to give it a fair shot. We'll review 2012 and then make a few predictions for 2013 and discuss other stuff as it comes up. So join us for all the shenanigs and even call in with your predictions for the new year.
The Day After
Dec 27, 2012 00:47:00
It's the day after Christmas and most of our homes and lives lay in ruins. We'll think of something to talk about. Maybe a Christmas review and a preview of our New Year's Show and who knows what else. Also, call us up and tell us all about your Christmas!
Christmas Party 2012
Dec 23, 2012 00:48:00
It's time for the annual IWS Christmas Party and YOU are invited! Yes, even you! All of our friends and listeners, the Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads and everyone else should join us to celebrate the wonderful Christmas season. Come hang out with us and call in to help us celebrate even!
200th Show Extravaganza
Dec 20, 2012 00:48:00
It's out 200th show and we're throwing a party! Let's all bring some goodies and your favorite beverage and get rowdy! Get plenty of rest kids cause there's just no telling how crazy this one is going to get. It's gonna be EPIC. Or something. So join us for all the fun and game and even call in and hang out with us.
The Bachelor Life
Dec 16, 2012 00:48:00
For at least the next week Matt-Man is a bachelor so he and Jayman thought this would be a good time to talk about the single life. We'll run down the pros and cons of living alone and give some tips on important things like meal planning, ways to engage in some social interaction and stuff like that.
Slicing and Dicing
Dec 13, 2012 00:47:00
There's a lot going on in the world, but only one thing really matters. The Schmoopster is going under the knife this week and nobody is focusing on anything else. Luckily for us and you guys, Schmoop will be with us today and we'll dig deep into the psyche of someone about to sliced open and have parts of her ripped out. And, other stuff that we might think of.
Dec 9, 2012 00:43:00
Hey kids! It's Hanukkah time again and Matt-Man and Jayman are here to break it all down for ya. Put on your yarmulke, light the menorah and grab your dreidel and let's have a party!
We'll be talking about the history of Hanukkah, the foods, the lights and all the fun surrounding it. Then we'll discuss some of our favorite and least favorite Jews. Maybe we'll break out a fun Hanukkah song and then list some other, lesser known songs written just for the holidays.
So be sure to join us for the fun and even call in with your favorite Hanukkah memories!
Hump Day Hodgepodge
Dec 6, 2012 00:47:00
Join Jay and Matt as they break up your week by discussing the Duchess of Cambridge becoming damaged goods, Bill O’Reilly’s War on Christmas, a preview of our upcoming Hanukkah show, and whatever other topics that are live, local, and late breaking. Along with that, Jayman will give us a recap on the success, failure, and/or lives lost during his attempt to assemble a new TV stand. All of that plus your phone calls, Wednesday December 5th at 11 AM ET on, I’m With Stupid.
16th Annual War on Christmas
Dec 2, 2012 00:48:00
Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays? December 1st marks the official start to the 16th Annual War on Christmas and Matt and Jay will be identifying the soldiers and actors involved and breaking down all the liturgical and anti-liturgical carnage for you as only they can. Will this be the year that giant menorahs, gaudy Christmas trees, and bare Festivus poles peacefully co-exist next to each other, or will it be yet another holiday season full of bitter, irrational verbal violence between Christian and Secularists? Which side will the Jews and the Kwanzaanians come down upon during this battle between good and evil…between irrational fear and disbelief…between Christ and Santa Claus? Will the 2012 Holiday Season be the one in which a worker at Staples says, “Happy Holidays” to Bill O’Reilly and Bill-O’s oversized head explodes!? Does the fact that Gov. Lincoln Chafee (I-RI) calls the Rhode Island Statehouse tree a Holiday Tree show him to be exhibiting common sense, or does it show him to be a coward who hates the Holy Baby Jesus? Which will upset you more this year…if a person says Happy Holidays to you, or if you don’t get that new iPhone you wanted? Is it fair that Messianic Jews get to celebrate both Hanukkah AND Christmas? Jay and Matt will be answering all of these biting questions along with taking your calls LIVE, as they break down and ramp up this year’s, 16th Annual War on Christmas.
Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Nov 27, 2012 00:48:00
What better than a dose of Jay and Matt on a Monday morning to cure your Thanksgiving Weekend hangover?
They will be re-capping their wacky Thanksgiving Day antics. They will belittle those who participated in the freak show that is Black Friday, and then describe why and how Cyber Monday most assuredly holds a different meaning for them than it does most people.
So, join them for the holiday fun and show your love by cybering with them live on IWS Radio.
Advice for the Holidays
Nov 19, 2012 00:48:00
The Holiday Season is official upon us kids and that means we gotta be organized and patient. Matt-Man and Jayman are here to help you with that with our always brilliant and helpful advice. We'll give you tips on how to deal with family, friends, co-workers, strangers and all your social obligations during this hectic time of year. You know our motto: "We're From the Internet and We're Here to Help." Also, Jayman will be broadcasting LIVE from beautiful, mysterious and exotic Omaha, Nebraska so he will provide an update on the Great Midwest. As always, the phone lines will also be open if you have a problem or tips that can help others or just want to bask in the warmth of IWS Radio.
Lesbian Celebration with Angie
Nov 12, 2012 00:48:00
IWS is PROUD to welcome our best lesbian friend, Angie AKA: Fortune Cookie as our special guest to help us celebrate lesbians. Angie will be here to answer questions and give folks a peek into the mysterious world of lesbians. This show will be both fun and educational. You don't wanna miss it!
Joy, Tears and Heads Exploding
Nov 8, 2012 00:47:00
It's the day after THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN AMERICA'S HISTORY and Matt-Man and Jayman are here to provide all the expert analysis you'll need. There will be lots of very happy and lots of very sad people to make fun of. But mostly, there will be angry and outraged pundits and political partisans to mock. And, we're just the guys to do it. In addition to that we'll update everyone on Schmoop's status and Jayman will talk about his building catching fire on Monday. It's gonna be HUGE!
Pundits and Pinheads
Nov 5, 2012 00:48:00
Had enough of all the political pundits, political ads and people screaming about the election? So have we! This week Matt-Man and Jayman take on the parade of morons who keep being passed off as "experts" and give you some REAL predictions about the election and what will happen after it's all over. Plus a few ideas of what we would do if we were in charge of things. All that, Matt and Schmoop's anniversary, more bile duct drainage and YOUR CALLS telling us what you would do if YOU were in charge! Another classic episode of IWS coming up!
Sandy's Big Blow Job
Nov 1, 2012 00:47:00
Lots goig on this week kids! Hurricanes, Halloween, bile drainage and so much more! So come hang out with us and even call in and opine on something interesting.
Open Line Sunday
Oct 29, 2012 00:48:00
We're live without a net for this one. No real topic as of the scheduling of this show other than the Schmoopster of course. So, let's just wing it kids! The phone lines are open. VERY open. How 'bout a few calls from our vast and diverse worldwide audience telling us what's on your minds?
The Stupid It Burns
Oct 25, 2012 00:48:00
There are some very very stupid people walking around out there and Matt-Man and Jayman have had just about enough of them. Matt-Man was even put in a position of having to rely on a couple of them this week with predictable and unfortunate results. So, let's all get together and rant about stupid, thoughtless and unreliable idiots!
When We Were 18
Oct 22, 2012 00:48:00
Matt-Man's son Ryno turns 18 this week and that got us to thinking that we should take a little trip down memory lane for this week's show. So, we'll do just that. We'll talk about what our worlds were like the year we graduated high school and all the excitement of starting college and how I lives had so much hope for the future. So join us for all the nostalgia and even call in with your memories too!
Think for Yourself
Oct 18, 2012 00:47:00
We've got lots of stuff to cover including the fallout over the big ViolentAcrez being outed by Gawker story and the second presidential debate. Also, is the race over? Has Romney already wrapped it up? And of course there's our love of Scarlett Johannson. And we'll talk about potential upcoming show ideas. All this and YOUR CALLS on the NUMBER ONE comedy show on BTR!!
Man Crush Show
Oct 15, 2012 00:48:00
Over 180 something shows, Matt-Man and Jayman have talked about lots of babes. Hot actresses, hot rocker babes, hot Twitter and social media babes and more. During our intense and mentally draining show prep session this week, we realized we haven't ever done a Hot Man show. We were as shocked as you guys! We decided that we need to fix this outrageous oversight immediate. So, that's what we'll do this week. We'll talk about our man crushes and about who we think might be overrated in the hot man department. Also, be sure to call in and tell us who you're hot man crushes are.
Breasts and Thighs Running Amok
Oct 11, 2012 00:48:00
The NUMBER ONE comedy show on BTR! Just a couple of regular every day guys hanging out shooting the breeze. It's Turkey Trot week in Yellville, Arkansas and Stacey Dash has endorsed Mitt Romney. Plus we'll see what's happening in Matt-Man's and Jayman's worlds. And then we'll have a few incoherent thoughts on what's happening in other worlds. Maybe. If we feel like it. Just tune in and see what happens. You'll know as soon as we do.
One Hot Miss
Oct 8, 2012 00:48:00
IWS is proud and VERY excited to welcome our very good friend, the lovely, talented, hilarious and sweet Missy as our very special guest this week! You may remember Miss from the Lemonade Stand Fundraiser a couple of months ago. Miss has had a very adventurous life and lots of hilarious stories to share with including the Tether Ball Incident and of course the Great Eddie Murphy Incident! You don't want to miss this one folks!
Yada Yada Yada
Oct 4, 2012 00:48:00
We'll preview the Presidential Debate and talk about, uh, other stuff. Basically, this is going to be a show about nothing. Oh yeah! It's Oktoberfest time too! So, be sure to join us for all the fun! And call in too.
A Couple of Sickos
Oct 1, 2012 00:47:00
Matt-Man has been under the weather for the last week so we decided to take advantage of that by doing a show about being sick. Jayman and Matt-Man will talk about times when they've been sick and how much fun it was. We'll also talk about some of our favorite illnesses and treatments. Then we'll talk about how much love nurses but hate hospitals. And, who knows what else! Be sure to call in with your favorite maladies too!
Religion: The Lighter Side
Sep 24, 2012 00:48:00
People never talk about how funny God is, but he or she really does have a great sense of humor. Hell, religion is a freaking riot much of the time. And, this week Matt-Man and Jayman are going to point out some of the funner aspects of religion.
Parasites Moochers and Scabs
Sep 20, 2012 00:47:00
Matt-Man and Jayman will talk about two of the biggest arrogant, condescending frauds in America today. Mitt Romney and Roger Goodell. Romney thinks almost half of Americans are parasites and moochers and Goodell is turning the NFL into a laughing stock over 1% of league revenue with these replacement refs. We'll probably come up with other stuff to talk about too. Be sure to call in with your thoughts on the 47% too!
Sep 17, 2012 00:48:00
We talk about the adult movie industry and how adult movies are the best source of unintentional comedy ever. Also, come up with great adult movie titles. AND we discuss being censored. All that and lots more!
Sep 13, 2012 00:47:00
Matt-Man and Jayman just rambling about God, sex, politics, sports, love, hater or oh hell, we'll figure it out. So everyone gather around your computers and check the NUMBER ONE comedy show on BTR!! And, call in with whatever is on your mind too.
Missy's Flour Power Hour
Sep 10, 2012 00:48:00
Friend of IWS Missy will join us to talk about her fundraising project for a really good cause. She and her adorable kids are setting up a lemonade stand and bake sale to raise money to make IWS a premium show! What a great cause! Plus we'll discuss our favorite baked goods and maybe some ideas for how to make your lemonade stand/bake sale more successful.
Ugly Side of the Internet
Sep 6, 2012 00:47:00
Matt-Man and Jayman talk about the ugly side of the internet. There are lots of very nasty, bigoted, hate-filled people out there just waiting to launch unprovoked personal attacks against others out there. Including attacking your humble hosts! And so many of them are self-described "Christians" and love to talk about what "good" people they are. We'll discuss this and more on IWS!
Celebrating Jerry Lewis and Jerry's Kids
Sep 3, 2012 00:47:00
We have a very special interview with Jerry Lewis on this MDA Telethon weekend! Labor Day has always meant time to help take care of Jerry's Kids and even though Jerry got pushed out, it's still a big deal. Along with interviewing Jerry, Matt-Man and Jayman will reminisce about the good old days of the telethon and all their favorite celebrities and entertainers who would perform. Plus, we have a very special announcement about an upcoming show! You don't want to miss this.
Season 2 Finale
Aug 30, 2012 00:48:00
Matt-Man and Jayman celebrate IWS' Season 2 Finale! They'll reminisce a bit about the last two years of shows and talk about their favorite episodes and low points. Then they'll talk about all the excitement of the Republican National Convention and whatever else might be happening.
The JayMom Show
Aug 27, 2012 00:48:00
That's right kids! Matt-Man and Jayman are excited to welcome Jay's mom as their special guest this week! We'll talk to Jaymom abut growing up in Little Rock and attending Central High the year they integrated the school. After that came college and then the lost years living in the wilds of Marion County, Arkansas, her love of Neil Diamond and her current long-running crush on Tony DiNozzo (played by Michael Weatherly) from the TV show NCIS and of course, we'll ask about all the joys of raising such a wonderful son.
Legitimate Rape Show
Aug 23, 2012 00:47:00
Rep. Todd Akin (R)ape aficionado from Missouri made some pretty moronic comments about "legitimate rape" and women's reproductive systems. You didn't really think Matt-Man and Jayman could just let that go, did you? We'll talk about Mr. Akin and other stuff.
Cussin the Lettuce with Schmoop
Aug 20, 2012 00:48:00
After almost two years on the air, IWS is FINALLY proud to welcome the one and only, the lovely, the talented, the AWESOME ..... Schmoop!
Damn right kids! Schmoop will be hanging out with Matt-Man and Jayman. We'll be talking to her about many important issues and things might get a little heated. There's no telling where things will go once the probing starts.
So, be sure to join us and even call in if there's anything you've been dying to ask Schmoop!
Just Hanging Out Show
Aug 16, 2012 00:47:00
Miley Cyrus has a radical new haircut, Mila Kunis had a birthday, Natalie Portman got married and Jennifer Aniston is engaged. None of this and more this week and Matt-Man and Jayman just hang out and and talk about whatever is happening in their world. And, if we're all lucky, maybe a couple of friends of IWS will hang out with us. Join us and even call in to update us on YOUR life.
Aug 13, 2012 00:48:00
IWS is proud to welcome Stacy Swenson Johnson from the wildly popular blog Stacy Uncorked! We'll talk to Stacy about Writing, Mommy Blogging, BlogHer, making wine at home and all kinds of other stuff. Join us and Stacy for what is sure to be a great time and a lively discussion.
The Old Curiosity Show
Aug 9, 2012 00:48:00
Matt-Man and Jayman discuss the issues of the day from the Olympics to politics to Mars Curiosity Rover and more. They also have a very special formal announcement to make concerning a future show.
Aug 6, 2012 00:48:00
Every social media site was create so people could put all their deep thoughts on display for everyone to read. So, Matt-Man and Jayman have put together a collection of deep and introspective thoughts from Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and everywhere else, along with their own and will be sharing them with you guys this week. Don't worry, they'll give each deep thought the seriousness and respect it deserves. Be sure to call in with your own deep thoughts too!
Chick-Fil-A Day Extravaganza
Aug 2, 2012 00:48:00
Today has been deemed "Chick-Fil-A" day by Mike Huckabee and who are Matt-Man and Jayman to disagree? Matt and Jay have a few thoughts on this whole Chick-Fil-A controversy and now is the perfect time to share them with the world. They also have some idea for items that could be added to Chick-Fil-A's menu and maybe a few new catchphrase for them to use too. Also, give us a call on the hotline and tell us your opinion too!
Jul 30, 2012 00:47:00
With the London Games in full swing, Matt-Man and Jayman have decided to celebrate the awesomeness of the Olympics. They'll talk about their favorite events and what they love and hate about the games. Then, they'll talk about some Alternative Olympics they would like to see.
Hot Enough For Ya
Jul 23, 2012 00:48:00
Much of the US is suffering from oppressive summer heat and Matt-Man and Jayman are no exception. So, we figured there was no better time than to do a Weather Show! That's right kids, we'll talk our lifelong love and fascination with weather and our careers as amateur meteorologists. It's gonna be a hot time so be sure to join us and even call in with your weather stories.